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If I can't— if I don't jerk off for a while.
Yes, 100%. If I were to knock on your door in your bathroom and I was like, hey, Dave, are you jerking off? Would you be honest with me?
Yeah, I would. Because yesterday I knocked on your bathroom door and I said, are you jerking off?
I was honest.
I was actually pooping. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I would be honest with you.
That's the worst. And David knocks on the door and goes, hey, you jerking off in there?
Whether you are or not, you know, I walked in on Jason masturbating. Yeah, yeah, I saw that video. Where? Fucking crazy, Matt. Listen to this. I'm fucking— I FaceTime him. He doesn't know I'm at his house. And I FaceTime him like, hey, what are you doing toda…