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Accidentally Naked in Front of My Kids
I can still take a chip and run it along your pants. And have the biggest dip in my life. That's still considered chunky salsa because there's so much on there.
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Oh, dog. I was like, the chips, they weren't like sturdy chips. Sure. The sauce was falling on me. And Tricia said that to me. I said, like, babe, how did you— how do you manage to do that, babe?
It's literally— there's 3 spots on your shirt and then there's 2— there's— excuse me, there's 4 on your pants. It's— and you know what the worst part is? It doesn't even look like you attempted to wipe it off.
Like I did. I put it in my mouth.
I can still take a chip and run it along your pants. And have the biggest dip in my life. That's still considered chunky salsa because there's so much on there.
That's not my main problem. I need some Secret for my feet.
I don't— you need a lot more than fucking antiperspirant for your feet.
Something really funny happened to me.