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Accidentally Naked in Front of My Kids
Oh, dog. I was like, the chips, they weren't like sturdy chips. Sure. The sauce was falling on me. And Tricia said that to me. I said, like, babe, how did you— how do you manage to do that, babe?
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Oh, and did you guys bathe in the salsa?
I did.
Like, how How does that even happen?
Oh, dog. I was like, the chips, they weren't like sturdy chips. Sure. The sauce was falling on me. And Tricia said that to me. I said, like, babe, how did you— how do you manage to do that, babe?
It's literally— there's 3 spots on your shirt and then there's 2— there's— excuse me, there's 4 on your pants. It's— and you know what the worst part is? It doesn't even look like you attempted to wipe it off.
Like I did. I put it in my mouth.
I can still take a chip and run it along your pants. And have the biggest dip in my life. That's still considered chunky salsa because there's so much on there.