Accidentally Naked in Front of My Kids

I'm very careful with when I say things like that. Like, even when I was just like being like playfully cocky about myself, sure, I'm always so scared to say it because I know that one day someone's gonna be listening back to it and they're gonna be like, oh, that's funny, listen to him talk, now he's a— now he's missing two of his legs. You know what I mean? Like, I'm always scared that people are gonna be like— people are always gonna come back to this one because something bad is gonna happen to me sooner or later, and I'm really fucking terrified for it. Like, I'm scared. Yeah, my biggest fear is a car accident. That's— that's— I think that's how I'm gonna go. I've always talked about this.