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Accidentally Naked in Front of My Kids

Yeah, because I was like, I was like, Jason, Jason, there's a lot of— that's the show. It's 5 again. And yeah, and then he's like, should we give him a longer show? No, I keep it short for a reason, is because I literally fucking juice out everything I have left. And Jason's like, I have a couple of stories. I'm like, oh, thank God. But yeah, this is Views, the podcast where we read ads. Roll the intro music. Hey, what's up guys? This is a podcast. I'm David Dobrik. I'm 22 years old now. Just turned 22.

August 2, 20181:16David
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Jason0:45
That was insane. There was barely a breath between the two ads there.
David0:48
Yeah, there was. I literally— this podcast, this podcast, I think you guys should treat it as a commercial break from all the others, from all the other podcasts. So listen to another podcast before this and then be like, okay, I need another commercial. So t…
Jason1:07
I told David, I said, well, should we give him a longer show this week? And he said, fuck no, I don't have anything to talk about.
David1:16
Yeah, because I was like, I was like, Jason, Jason, there's a lot of— that's the show. It's 5 again. And yeah, and then he's like, should we give him a longer show? No, I keep it short for a reason, is because I literally fucking juice out everything I have left. And Jason's like, I have a couple of stories. I'm like, oh, thank God. But yeah, this is Views, the podcast where we read ads. Roll the…
Jason1:54
16, I'm 29.
David1:55
Hold on, hold on. I'll get to you. I'll get to you. I'm 22, super charming, very handsome. Have a beautiful house, beautiful car. Honestly, just everything so far this second that you're listening is everything's going great. And then there's Jason. So here w…
Jason2:13
Everything in my life has been a cakewalk, quite honestly. I can't expect anything to ever go wrong, ever. Don't see any major diseases coming my way.