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Accidentally Naked in Front of My Kids

I start dating, um, uh, an ex-prostitute, and it— and, um, my ex-wife hates her. Oh wait, no, that's true. Uh, no, no, she doesn't hate her at all. That's a joke. Um, no, that is my recurring dream. I do have— I have the— I have had the S— I haven't had in a long time, but I used to have the SNL dream all the time where I'm on TV, I'm in a sketch, and it's live, and it comes to me, and I freeze. I freeze.

August 2, 201825:54Jason
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David25:46
This is real, Jason.
Jason25:47
And they don't hire him. Oh wait, that happened.
David25:52
Okay, what is it? What is it?
Jason25:54
I start dating, um, uh, an ex-prostitute, and it— and, um, my ex-wife hates her. Oh wait, no, that's true. Uh, no, no, she doesn't hate her at all. That's a joke. Um, no, that is my recurring dream. I do have— I have the— I have had the S— I haven't had in a long time, but I used to have the SNL dream all the time where I'm on TV, I'm in a sketch, and it's live, and it comes to me, and I freeze.…
David26:22
Yeah, you know what that means? Analyze it. Well, I mean, that's, that's easy.
Jason26:25
That's so—
David26:26
it's so juicy. It's so much deeper than you just freezing.