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Accidentally Naked in Front of My Kids

No, because it doesn't matter about the storyline. Who cares, right? You know Tom Cruise is gonna kill it at the end and he's gonna win, right? He's gonna complete the mission. But it's like seeing him— like, what blew my mind about it is I saw Mission: Impossible again, and it's— there's like a 35-minute scene where they're just getting chased around London, like through the streets of London. And I'm like, I can't believe they shut down this entire fucking city for this. Yeah, like the entire city is just like— imagine being Tom Cruise. And going to London on vacation one day and be like, oh yeah, I shot, I hung off that building and I jumped from that building to that building and then I went over there and then I drove a car and I spun it around and I shot 4 people right here. Like, imagine being Tom Cruise and being like, I did all of this in the city. And he has, it's just so cool. Like, I love that I vlog and I get to film things and I get to look back and be like, oh yeah, we shaved Jason's pubes off here. But Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise doesn't just shave pubes, he goes through London, you know, in a really fast car and shoots people. Like, that's badass. And like, that's why I think it's cool. And I wanted to be an actor and a spy as a kid. And, and, and it's the best. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is— he's a fucking spy, but he's an actor. It's just amazing.

August 2, 201819:11David
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Jason19:06
Really, dude? You—
David19:08
because you can't mess those movies up.
Jason19:10
Oh yeah, you can.
David19:11
No, because it doesn't matter about the storyline. Who cares, right? You know Tom Cruise is gonna kill it at the end and he's gonna win, right? He's gonna complete the mission. But it's like seeing him— like, what blew my mind about it is I saw Mission: Impossible again, and it's— there's like a 35-minute scene where they're just getting chased around London, like through the streets of London. A…
Jason20:25
You know what? We probably should read another ad. Oh yeah.
David20:29
Fuck. We were getting carried away. There's too much fun. We were having too much fun this podcast. Let's tone it down a little bit and get right back. Guys, apparently I have to tee up an ad right now. It's a prerecorded ad that we already read.
Jason20:44
David's very upset that the ad is prerecorded.