Accidentally Naked in Front of My Kids
Yeah, we went to iPic, great movie theater. And it sucked, it sucked. And it was, I'm so bummed out that like I can't I couldn't stop myself, do you know what I mean? Yeah, but I was like, I have to go, I have to go. This is a movie with Liza, because I have this weird thing and I'm still like only doing— for those of you who don't know, Liza's my ex-girlfriend, and I have this weird thing where I can only go to the movie theater with her. Like, I can't see any movie with anybody else because I love enjoying things with her for the first time. Uh-huh. So it's like, even, even if you were like, let's go to Paris, Like, I'd be like, I can't, dude. Like, I have to— I have to do it with Liza. Like, I have to experience it for the first time with her. Like, I have this weird thing, and like, I still have it, and it sucks because we broke up like 8 months ago, and I should be able to go see movies with other people, right? And I love movies. So like, I used to— like, as a kid, I would see every movie that's in the movie theater all the time. I'd go to the movie theater and I'd go see 3 or 4 at once. Like, I'd sneak into movies and I'd see— I'd see a bunch of— I love movies. But like now I can't because Liza doesn't have too much free time. So we go very sparsely, sparsely, sparsely.