Accidentally Naked in Front of My Kids

Yeah, I was like, something is wrong, like something is bad, but I'm not hurting, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I'm like, oh my God, something's so wrong right now. My fucking shorts are gone. There are two 9-year-old girls, my daughter and his daughter, right in front of me. They're like, what's wrong? And I have the board in front of me like a sandwich board, you know what I mean? And I'm covering my genitals with the boogie board. And, um, and, and I, I just freaked out. I just started yelling. I just go, my suit, my suit, my suit's gone! Jeff, Jeff, my suit's gone! My suit's gone! And he's like, what, what, what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? My suit, my suit is gone! It's gone! And he, he just fucking starts dying laughing. He's laughing so hard, and the girls are dying. And then we just— we— and there were big waves that day, and we look and the suit is way, way, way out. And it's floating. Yeah, so Jeff, my best friend, takes his pants off in solidarity, and we both get arrested. And now we're on a pedophile list. Um, no, so he swims and he gets the shorts, and he gave them back to me, and it was pretty great. Um, David, uh, was out on—