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Accidentally Naked in Front of My Kids

Now Jason will do Shawn Mendes. Um, no, and that— but like, one day I woke up and I was like, wow, that was 10 years ago, and I was like singing it, and I thought it was like a current song. Anyway, we go to the beach. I drove up to Carpinteria to see his kids and my kids. Yeah, I met Jeff. He had a house in Carpinteria for a week, like a little shack. It was super fun. It was just like the best time. Anyway, we go boogie boarding with our girls. They're both 9, and we're boogie boarding, and I have these shorts that Cass gave me, free shorts, like bathing suit shorts. And, um, so I'm boogie boarding and I grab a wave and I'm like, oh man, this is awesome, I'm doing it. I'm like, this is awesome, this is life, I'm boogie boarding so much. And then I finished, I landed the wave, and I was like, oh, something's wrong, man.

August 2, 201812:49Jason
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David12:29
Yeah, sing it though.
Jason12:30
Hey, hey, you think you got it, oh, you think you got it, but got it just don't get it, that is nothing at all. Yeah, I was waiting for you to fucking yell at me. You let me go.
David12:44
Honestly, like I said, I don't have much to talk about, so I kind of just wanted that to be the entire podcast.
Jason12:49
Now Jason will do Shawn Mendes. Um, no, and that— but like, one day I woke up and I was like, wow, that was 10 years ago, and I was like singing it, and I thought it was like a current song. Anyway, we go to the beach. I drove up to Carpinteria to see his kids and my kids. Yeah, I met Jeff. He had a house in Carpinteria for a week, like a little shack. It was super fun. It was just like the best…
David13:34
No, your fucking pants are off.
Jason13:36
Yeah, I was like, something is wrong, like something is bad, but I'm not hurting, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I'm like, oh my God, something's so wrong right now. My fucking shorts are gone. There are two 9-year-old girls, my daughter and his daughter, ri…
David14:55
oh, that was an anticlimactic end.