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Accidentally Naked in Front of My Kids

Holy shit. If that— if I found that under my bed, I'd call the police. Just your nails. I'd be like, someone left their weapons here. Someone left a murder kit here.

August 2, 201810:52David
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Jason10:49
Yeah.
David10:49
Look at those things.
Jason10:50
And eagle's talon.
David10:52
Holy shit. If that— if I found that under my bed, I'd call the police. Just your nails. I'd be like, someone left their weapons here. Someone left a murder kit here.
Jason11:03
I'm going to jab you with my toenails right now and see if it hurts, dude.
David11:06
Oh, he just took them out from under the table and now they're in the light. You don't. Honestly, those sounds make them seem less vicious just looking at them.
Jason11:15
I could probably— I could probably jab you hard.