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All right, let's clear a few things up about Secret Clinical Strength Antiperspirant before we even get this podcast started. Yeah, Dave, because number one, it's not actually a secret. You can tell anyone about it. Two, it's clinically strong, which just means it's good at preventing sweat, like twice as good as regular antiperspirant. That's why it's on the top shelf. Three, strength is a cool word. You don't really see it a ton on women's deodorant packaging, so we were like, sure, let's shake things up. Four, sweating is the worst. Four and a half, not sweating is great. So you should buy Secret Clinical Strength Antiperspirant. That's amazing. What's up guys, welcome back to Views, brought to you by Spotify. This is fucking crazy. This is crazy. I don't know, I know every time we read multiple ads in a row we react to them like it's the first time we're reading ads, but it fucking blows my mind every time.

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David0:00
All right, let's clear a few things up about Secret Clinical Strength Antiperspirant before we even get this podcast started. Yeah, Dave, because number one, it's not actually a secret. You can tell anyone about it. Two, it's clinically strong, which just means it's good at preventing sweat, like twice as good as regular antiperspirant. That's why it's on the top shelf. Three, strength is a cool…
Jason0:45
That was insane. There was barely a breath between the two ads there.
David0:48
Yeah, there was. I literally— this podcast, this podcast, I think you guys should treat it as a commercial break from all the others, from all the other podcasts. So listen to another podcast before this and then be like, okay, I need another commercial. So t…
Jason1:07
I told David, I said, well, should we give him a longer show this week? And he said, fuck no, I don't have anything to talk about.