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A Nightmare Trip to Dave and Buster's
that's why you don't raise kids here, right?
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Yeah, in this neighborhood particularly. Don't make a joke that I'm a sex offender. I'm like looking for it. So how'd you meet him? The class we all take. Um, no, but no, no, exactly. Because like when I was at home, I used to live in a townhouse, right?
And it was like in this neighborhood with a playground and everything, and it was all, you know, it was all—
yeah, you have a very idyllic town. Sure. Yeah, it was a very ideal town for kids to grow up in. So my parents would be like, leave, get out of the house. I'd ride my bike and I'd go down to Wendy's and I'd get a burger and then I'd go play volleyball with my…
that's why you don't raise kids here, right?
You actually— I don't think that's a good— that's a good point. I don't think you can raise kids in California. You got to go to like a suburb in like, in like Iowa, or just—
I don't know. I don't know where you can raise kids, actually.
It sucks dick. So yeah, so that's my existence. I love hearing a dad say that. It sucks dick. No, it doesn't sound ideal. You're right. And I, and I really love your kids with all my heart. I think they're some of the best people.