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A Nightmare Trip to Dave and Buster's
That I, no, I didn't do that. No, what happened— It was the Apple Watch. No, it was this. It was like, oh, I want to get this fucking pool floaty. That's 6,000 tickets. You have 1,000. You can't get the pool floaty. Why not? They don't—
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I forgot about the fucking end when you take all the tickets.
Oh, you fuck. And you, you, you get to buy something with the tickets, right? Yeah.
Okay, you can't take 3 kids into It was, David, I almost had a fucking mental breakdown. I almost started crying right there. Can I assume what happened? What? I mean, there's multiple situations. Go ahead. You were just like, fuck this, I'm going to go buy y…
That I, no, I didn't do that. No, what happened— It was the Apple Watch. No, it was this. It was like, oh, I want to get this fucking pool floaty. That's 6,000 tickets. You have 1,000. You can't get the pool floaty. Why not? They don't—
they don't— they can't fucking comprehend it. And so then— because they don't know, and they don't take no as an answer because they have a shitty fucking—
no, I'm just kidding. Yeah, yeah. And then you— then you go to the prize section, you're like, here, here's what you can get. You can get this pencil sharpener, okay? You can get this keychain, or you can get, you know, this fucking eraser. That's it. And the…
And we sat there for half an hour. I almost fucking broke down and cried. What do you think is the move here?