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A Nightmare Trip to Dave and Buster's

And that's what I learned. Dude, or I'm literally, if you give a mouse a cookie, that's the situation you were in. You shout out their friend, it keeps going, dude. They had you. And now what? Your number's released, and if you get more texts, I'll tell you what, Jason, I'll go to Texas myself and I'll give an ass whooping to these 11-year-old boys. I will fuck them up. No, but guys, if you have our number, please don't call us. And if you happen to have our number, don't be rude about it. You know what was crazy to me? The other day, Scott tweeted out saying, please don't come to our house anymore because my girlfriend's getting scared. 'Cause there's people that find out where these guys live and they show up to the door and they knock on the door and it's pretty, it could get really scary 'cause it's usually late at night and it's just spooky to have someone knock on your door when you're not expecting anybody. And he tweeted that and then literally a day later, 2 people at the same time came to our door, like 2 different groups of people, and both of the people said, hey, I saw your tweet yesterday, I'm sorry. We still really wanted to come say hi. I thought, you can't even be mad. It's fucking funny. Like, that's crazy to me.

January 11, 20185:06David
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Jason5:03
No good deed goes unpunished.
David5:04
No good deed goes unpunished.
Jason5:05
It's true.
David5:06
And that's what I learned. Dude, or I'm literally, if you give a mouse a cookie, that's the situation you were in. You shout out their friend, it keeps going, dude. They had you. And now what? Your number's released, and if you get more texts, I'll tell you what, Jason, I'll go to Texas myself and I'll give an ass whooping to these 11-year-old boys. I will fuck them up. No, but guys, if you have…
Jason6:20
We saw your tweet and you're absolutely right. We should not come to your door anymore.
David6:24
But to be fair, it's like, if I was a kid that age, I would do the same fucking shit. And I'm not like, I'm not okaying it at all.
Jason6:31
Sure.