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A Multi-Million Dollar Disaster (Fyre Festival)

Your mom catches you masturbating when you're 45?

January 24, 201920:21David
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Jason20:08
And my mom knocked on the door the other day when I was doing it. That sucked.
David20:11
What'd she say?
Jason20:13
She said, Jason, hard-boiled or scrambled? And I was like, I'm in here. I'm 45.
David20:21
Your mom catches you masturbating when you're 45?
Jason20:24
I know she found the penis pump too, but she didn't say anything.
David20:26
She probably thought it was a bong. Jason, are you smoking again? No, I can't believe you have a penis pump. I guess you have to when you're 45.
Jason20:35
Well, they told me if I want to get my money's worth, I have to pump it. But it's almost like too much. The penis pump is too much. It makes it too big.