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A Fan Broke Into My Living Room

Right, so I guess that makes me pretty homophobic. But did you end up doing it? No, no, I didn't. Yeah, but I also got— that's what I got a lot of DMs about too. A lot of people were like, dude, I would fucking bend my friend over backwards and fuck the shit out of him for $250,000. And I'm like, listen, I know, I know. If you don't know what we're talking about, a couple podcasts ago, whatever. Anyway, I don't want to repeat it because another DM I got— now I'm going through all the DMs I got— was, how do you disappear from the internet for 3 years and not do a podcast for 3 years? And your first podcast back, you're already repeating stories. I thought that was so funny. I don't even know what story repeated, but like, I don't know. I think— but if you hang out with me, Jay, don't I just repeat a lot a lot of the shit over and over again?

January 28, 20253:09David
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Jason3:03
That's true.
David3:03
Who's gonna jerk Ilya off for $200,000. So I have no problem with that.
Jason3:08
But you didn't.
David3:09
Right, so I guess that makes me pretty homophobic. But did you end up doing it? No, no, I didn't. Yeah, but I also got— that's what I got a lot of DMs about too. A lot of people were like, dude, I would fucking bend my friend over backwards and fuck the shit out of him for $250,000. And I'm like, listen, I know, I know. If you don't know what we're talking about, a couple podcasts ago, whatever.…
Jason3:52
No, you're pretty good. You don't repeat, but you do repeat stuff on the podcast because you'll get to a place where it's like it's prompted. Yeah, I had a bad teacher in school. I had a bad teacher. And so, yeah, you did.
David4:02
I always like connect like a lot of stories. It all funnels down to like the same like 10 stories I have, right?
Jason4:08
But, but we all do.