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A Fan Broke Into My Living Room

Who's gonna jerk Ilya off for $200,000. So I have no problem with that.

January 28, 20253:03David
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Jason2:57
Okay, okay.
David2:58
I would— dude, you're talking to the guy who's gonna suck Ilya off.
Jason3:03
That's true.
David3:03
Who's gonna jerk Ilya off for $200,000. So I have no problem with that.
Jason3:08
But you didn't.
David3:09
Right, so I guess that makes me pretty homophobic. But did you end up doing it? No, no, I didn't. Yeah, but I also got— that's what I got a lot of DMs about too. A lot of people were like, dude, I would fucking bend my friend over backwards and fuck the shit…
Jason3:52
No, you're pretty good. You don't repeat, but you do repeat stuff on the podcast because you'll get to a place where it's like it's prompted. Yeah, I had a bad teacher in school. I had a bad teacher. And so, yeah, you did.