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A Fan Broke Into My Living Room
Um, just like as a security thing. So he like grabs the food and then he brings the food to the house. But every time I get the food, the bag always smells like cologne. Like, like it's like he like either rubs it all over his body before it gets to the door or sprays it down. But you could smell his scent and it's always really, really nice. Every, every time I order, whether it's Brazilian, Mexican, it all ends up smelling like a beautiful, like Macy's, like perfume section. What else did he do that was so bizarre?
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every time. So he like— he intercepts the DoorDash or Postmates when anybody comes.
Oh yeah.
Um, just like as a security thing. So he like grabs the food and then he brings the food to the house. But every time I get the food, the bag always smells like cologne. Like, like it's like he like either rubs it all over his body before it gets to the door or sprays it down. But you could smell his scent and it's always really, really nice. Every, every time I order, whether it's Brazilian, Mex…
There was this one instance we had, we had an issue with one person that just kept coming back to the house, blah, blah, blah, blah. And One night the person showed up in the middle of the night and was trying to enter. Oh my God.
Yeah. This was so fucking weird.
And the security was just gone. He just left his post. And John and Julia had come back. They saw that the guy was trying to get in and whatnot, and they didn't want to open the gate because they thought that maybe he would come in.