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A Fan Broke Into My Living Room
every time. So he like— he intercepts the DoorDash or Postmates when anybody comes.
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I mean, a car, like, fine, maybe he didn't recognize the car, something in the moment. But like, to roll down the window and not recognize that it's you as the homeowner is crazy.
I was talking right to him. I was like— he was like, do you need to be let in? I'm like, no, no, I got it, thanks. And he's like, who are you here to see? And I go, uh, the— we're just hanging out at the house with David. I didn't— I didn't even know like how…
He—
every time. So he like— he intercepts the DoorDash or Postmates when anybody comes.
Oh yeah.
Um, just like as a security thing. So he like grabs the food and then he brings the food to the house. But every time I get the food, the bag always smells like cologne. Like, like it's like he like either rubs it all over his body before it gets to the door…
There was this one instance we had, we had an issue with one person that just kept coming back to the house, blah, blah, blah, blah. And One night the person showed up in the middle of the night and was trying to enter. Oh my God.