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A Fan Broke Into My Living Room

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January 28, 202536:07Jason
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David35:30
I thought he was like, Frank, it's me. I thought he was fucking with us. This is our security that we had for over a year. This is why we decided to be like, we need, we need something new.
Natalie35:37
I mean, a car, like, fine, maybe he didn't recognize the car, something in the moment. But like, to roll down the window and not recognize that it's you as the homeowner is crazy.
David35:45
I was talking right to him. I was like— he was like, do you need to be let in? I'm like, no, no, I got it, thanks. And he's like, who are you here to see? And I go, uh, the— we're just hanging out at the house with David. I didn't— I didn't even know like how…
Jason36:07
He—
David36:08
every time. So he like— he intercepts the DoorDash or Postmates when anybody comes.
Natalie36:12
Oh yeah.
David36:13
Um, just like as a security thing. So he like grabs the food and then he brings the food to the house. But every time I get the food, the bag always smells like cologne. Like, like it's like he like either rubs it all over his body before it gets to the door…