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A Fan Broke Into My Living Room
I was talking right to him. I was like— he was like, do you need to be let in? I'm like, no, no, I got it, thanks. And he's like, who are you here to see? And I go, uh, the— we're just hanging out at the house with David. I didn't— I didn't even know like how to go about it. Anyway, it was really fucking— I mean, were there— were there other weird, weird stories about him? The one thing I will say, he smelled incredible.
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Yeah, who we're here to see. He's like, do you need to be let in? Can you call someone? And we're— I thought he was like pranking us.
I thought he was like, Frank, it's me. I thought he was fucking with us. This is our security that we had for over a year. This is why we decided to be like, we need, we need something new.
I mean, a car, like, fine, maybe he didn't recognize the car, something in the moment. But like, to roll down the window and not recognize that it's you as the homeowner is crazy.
I was talking right to him. I was like— he was like, do you need to be let in? I'm like, no, no, I got it, thanks. And he's like, who are you here to see? And I go, uh, the— we're just hanging out at the house with David. I didn't— I didn't even know like how to go about it. Anyway, it was really fucking— I mean, were there— were there other weird, weird stories about him? The one thing I will sa…
He—
every time. So he like— he intercepts the DoorDash or Postmates when anybody comes.
Oh yeah.