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A Fan Broke Into My Living Room

Oh, you turned on me. Damn, here I thought you didn't get the joke, but I didn't get the joke. So, uh, how do you hit on girls without being creepy? I don't actually know. Not that I don't know how to do it not creepy. I just don't— I'm not like the best at hitting on girls. My way of like hitting on girls, first I start to panic, right? Which actually usually helps me out because like I'm thinking like at 1,000 miles per second. This is my favorite thing to do. And this is like, this is good if you're, if you're trying to have an icebreaker. Like if I'm pulling up to a party very much like when I'm entering this podcast to be here with you in this room. Yeah, I try to find something on the road or on the way to the party that I can talk about immediately when I walk through the door. So like immediately, immediately, if I find someone at the front door of the party, like, what am I going to say instead of, hey, how long have you been here? So how's the party? Like, immediately what I like to do is I like to come in complaining.

January 28, 202531:05David
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Jason31:01
Because you're bisexual?
David31:02
No, no, I was saying you're creepy.
Jason31:04
Yeah, no.
David31:05
Oh, you turned on me. Damn, here I thought you didn't get the joke, but I didn't get the joke. So, uh, how do you hit on girls without being creepy? I don't actually know. Not that I don't know how to do it not creepy. I just don't— I'm not like the best at hitting on girls. My way of like hitting on girls, first I start to panic, right? Which actually usually helps me out because like I'm thinki…
Jason32:05
Okay.
David32:06
Like, I'm just like, it's fucking raining. I literally almost hit 6 people on my— like, not that, because that's not like fun.
Jason32:12
Sure.