A Fan Broke Into My Living Room

That's really funny. Um, so, so this club that opened up in LA, and there was this kid, he was like a 19-year-old kid, and he kept going to the club, and every day he'd order two— this is, this is 100% real, I'm not exaggerating this by a single dollar— every day he'd order from $200,000 to $400,000 worth of bottles. Every— he'd do it— not every 3 to 4 times a week. So we'd go Thursday, Friday, Saturday, sometimes they'd open it from Wednesday. He'd open, you know, $200,000 to $400,000. And this is so many bottles where it'd be 40 bottles of Ace of Spades would come out and they would put it— they didn't have room on the table, so they would have to put it on the ground around the table. And there was so much alcohol that when they would bring out the bottles, they'd have to just bring them right back. So they'd come and they do the show with all the girls holding up the bottles, right? And there was no more room left, even below the table, around the table. Everyone had a bottle in their hand that they would have to take it back. But he was spending so much money that it was just fucking crazy. This guy was like the club's top spender for like 4 months. And he like really liked me. He like— I went there once and I was sitting at a different table from like across the thing, and the club really liked it when I was there because when I was there, he would like I guess the club said that he'd like show off.