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A Fan Broke Into My Living Room

Yeah, man, I'm a mess.

January 28, 202519:20Jason
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David19:09
Wait, but did you actually, you gained 6 pounds? How's that even possible? Were you so stressed that you took an Ozempic shot?
Jason19:14
I was so stressed. I was doing TikTok Live. I wasn't working out. I threw my back out that week.
David19:19
Wait, that makes no sense.
Jason19:20
Yeah, man, I'm a mess.
David19:21
Was she shocked? Was she like, we need to take you in for testing, we've never seen numbers like this? Like, if I— if that happened to me, if I took an Ozempic shot and I gained 6 pounds, I'd be scared that the government would be at my door being like, you h…
Jason19:51
Well, they were the only ones, so they were— there was nothing for them to compare them to.
David19:55
There was just right. But like, I wonder what they would look like today. And like, if God made them, yeah, like, what's God's type? Isn't that kind of interesting to think about? Like, there are a lot of pretty people, and like, God made I'm sure God likes b…