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A Fan Broke Into My Living Room

Yes, I was. I also hold a lot of weight in my ass.

January 28, 202514:39David
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Jason14:36
Were you really?
David14:37
Don't let them throw those colors.
Jason14:38
There's no way you were obese.
David14:39
Yes, I was. I also hold a lot of weight in my ass.
Jason14:43
Oh, you do. You do have a lot of badunk and dunk.
David14:46
Yeah, so it doesn't necessarily look like I'm the biggest, but like I have a lot of fat there. So Jay, I'm telling you this right now, don't listen to the colors. Don't listen to the statistics. It literally doesn't matter.
Jason14:58
No, they told me I'm at risk for a heart attack.