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A Celebrity Kicked Us Out of Our Table

He was driving stick? It was a stick shift. And how the fuck did this dog know how to drive a stick shift? I, I don't know. I blacked out, but I jumped out around 55 miles an hour on the 10. They got me. I did 9 to 10 years for it. I was totally innocent. I actually wrote a book about it. It's called Tuesdays with Maury. And why Maury? Yeah, that was the name of the dog.

March 15, 20185:36Jason
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David5:26
And he was driving the fucking car?
Jason5:28
Yeah, it was just— I don't know how he was reaching the pedals. He had some contraption where his nose— he could breathe, and that would work.
David5:33
Was it an automatic car or manual? It was stick.
Jason5:36
He was driving stick? It was a stick shift. And how the fuck did this dog know how to drive a stick shift? I, I don't know. I blacked out, but I jumped out around 55 miles an hour on the 10. They got me. I did 9 to 10 years for it. I was totally innocent. I actually wrote a book about it. It's called Tuesdays with Maury. And why Maury? Yeah, that was the name of the dog.
David5:56
Where'd you meet this dog?
Jason5:58
I told you, he was high. He was in— he was locked in a car.
David6:01
And then how'd you get in the car?