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A Celebrity Kicked Us Out of Our Table
And then I went and then I went home and my— and my grandma was— I fucking remember this like, like it was yesterday. My grandma was sitting at the computer And my mom was standing right next to her. And I go, do you have to have sex to have babies? And my grandma just turns around with the biggest smile on her face. She's like— I was like her first grandson. And I could tell she's just been waiting for this. She's like, ah, this is it. And then they explained to me. And I was like, that's so fucking gross. And yeah, that was—
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They gave me a pamphlet at school. Are you serious? Yeah, I was probably like 8. Oh no, no, I was probably like 10. Yeah. Yeah, how about you?
There's a brochure. I was coming on— I was coming— I was coming on to— No, I was coming home. I was on the bus. And I don't know if we've already talked about this on the podcast, but who knows. I was on the bus and this girl goes, and this girl goes, maybe I…
She must be smoking crack. You're hearing this shit?
And then I went and then I went home and my— and my grandma was— I fucking remember this like, like it was yesterday. My grandma was sitting at the computer And my mom was standing right next to her. And I go, do you have to have sex to have babies? And my grandma just turns around with the biggest smile on her face. She's like— I was like her first grandson. And I could tell she's just been wait…
And that was it?
Yeah, that was it.
They must have been laughing the whole time.