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A Celebrity Kicked Us Out of Our Table

There's a brochure. I was coming on— I was coming— I was coming on to— No, I was coming home. I was on the bus. And I don't know if we've already talked about this on the podcast, but who knows. I was on the bus and this girl goes, and this girl goes, maybe I said I had a crush on someone, and we were like 11 years old, and she goes, "Oh, you wanna have sex with her and have babies?" And I go, "What? What does that mean? What the fuck are you saying? Why are you saying two different things?" And she's like, "You have sex with her and have babies?" I'm like, No, like I'd have kids with her. Yeah, because I love her. I'm not going to have sex with her. It's disgusting. And then she's like, she's like, you have to have sex to have kids. I'm like, what are you saying? You guys listen to this bitch.

March 15, 201813:55David
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Jason13:37
I was fat. What were you like?
David13:39
In elementary school? Yeah. I don't know, man. I remember I was on the bus. When did you find out that you had to have sex to make babies?
Jason13:46
They gave me a pamphlet at school. Are you serious? Yeah, I was probably like 8. Oh no, no, I was probably like 10. Yeah. Yeah, how about you?
David13:55
There's a brochure. I was coming on— I was coming— I was coming on to— No, I was coming home. I was on the bus. And I don't know if we've already talked about this on the podcast, but who knows. I was on the bus and this girl goes, and this girl goes, maybe I said I had a crush on someone, and we were like 11 years old, and she goes, "Oh, you wanna have sex with her and have babies?" And I go, "W…
Jason14:46
She must be smoking crack. You're hearing this shit?
David14:50
And then I went and then I went home and my— and my grandma was— I fucking remember this like, like it was yesterday. My grandma was sitting at the computer And my mom was standing right next to her. And I go, do you have to have sex to have babies? And my gr…
Jason15:18
And that was it?