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A Celebrity Kicked Us Out of Our Table

In elementary school? Yeah. I don't know, man. I remember I was on the bus. When did you find out that you had to have sex to make babies?

March 15, 201813:39David
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Jason13:33
Drink every time David says bro.
David13:35
Please don't drink, but go. Or lit.
Jason13:37
I was fat. What were you like?
David13:39
In elementary school? Yeah. I don't know, man. I remember I was on the bus. When did you find out that you had to have sex to make babies?
Jason13:46
They gave me a pamphlet at school. Are you serious? Yeah, I was probably like 8. Oh no, no, I was probably like 10. Yeah. Yeah, how about you?
David13:55
There's a brochure. I was coming on— I was coming— I was coming on to— No, I was coming home. I was on the bus. And I don't know if we've already talked about this on the podcast, but who knows. I was on the bus and this girl goes, and this girl goes, maybe I…
Jason14:46
She must be smoking crack. You're hearing this shit?