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A Celebrity Kicked Us Out of Our Table

I used to have a friend, he used to carry around a cyanide pill in case he ever went to jail so he could kill himself. Bullshit.

March 15, 201811:17Jason
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David10:53
It would fucking kill me, bro. Yes. And like, and then to send me to jail for 30 years on top. I feel like I'm fucking— you know what I feel like? I feel like I just came from the future and I'm like making this plea because I accidentally killed someone in t…
Jason11:10
Why do you think you're gonna kill somebody? I don't know.
David11:13
I don't, I don't, but I'm just like, I always think about it. It's so easy to kill someone on accident.
Jason11:17
I used to have a friend, he used to carry around a cyanide pill in case he ever went to jail so he could kill himself. Bullshit.
David11:22
Yeah. Get the fuck out of here.
Jason11:24
Yeah.
David11:24
A cyanide pill? Yeah. That he'd pop in his mouth and he'd choke on and he'd die?