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A Celebrity Kicked Us Out of Our Table
It would fucking kill me, bro. Yes. And like, and then to send me to jail for 30 years on top. I feel like I'm fucking— you know what I feel like? I feel like I just came from the future and I'm like making this plea because I accidentally killed someone in the future. Please, man, if it ever fucking happens, you got my back, right, Jason?
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You would be living in hell.
A lot of people wouldn't though.
A lot of people would just forget about it.
It would fucking kill me, bro. Yes. And like, and then to send me to jail for 30 years on top. I feel like I'm fucking— you know what I feel like? I feel like I just came from the future and I'm like making this plea because I accidentally killed someone in the future. Please, man, if it ever fucking happens, you got my back, right, Jason?
Why do you think you're gonna kill somebody? I don't know.
I don't, I don't, but I'm just like, I always think about it. It's so easy to kill someone on accident.
I used to have a friend, he used to carry around a cyanide pill in case he ever went to jail so he could kill himself. Bullshit.