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There 100% is a Guys, this morning I was out in my backyard and, um, this has to do with your horoscope because if it doesn't, I don't want to talk about it. An egg came down and it crashed into the backyard, and I went over, I ran about 300 yards, and when I opened up the egg, there was a small baby inside. Oh, shut up. The baby came out of the egg and he lifted up a tractor. That I had there. I have the baby.
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I don't— I don't— I think what you're reading online might not be it, but there is—
are you telling me I'm not on a valid horoscope website? That there's like a trusted horoscope website?
There is a science to it.
There 100% is a Guys, this morning I was out in my backyard and, um, this has to do with your horoscope because if it doesn't, I don't want to talk about it. An egg came down and it crashed into the backyard, and I went over, I ran about 300 yards, and when I opened up the egg, there was a small baby inside. Oh, shut up. The baby came out of the egg and he lifted up a tractor. That I had there. I…
Is this the plot of Superman?
Yeah, yeah. I have the baby at my house right now. I don't know what the fuck to do with this baby.
And this baby just has— he's so strong.