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$400,000 To Quit Drinking

They don't do anything wrong. I mean, look, if I had like a problem kid, yeah, I'd lock them away, but I can't even fathom that concept because my kids are so perfect. What about Wyatt? Got his report card last night. We opened it up on camera.

January 5, 202026:16Jason
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Jason26:11
Why would you need to ground your kids?
Natalie26:13
To discipline them, because they're—
David26:14
what are you talking about? Discipline for what?
Jason26:16
They don't do anything wrong. I mean, look, if I had like a problem kid, yeah, I'd lock them away, but I can't even fathom that concept because my kids are so perfect. What about Wyatt? Got his report card last night. We opened it up on camera.
David26:27
How many B's?
Jason26:29
Motherfucker. This motherfucker got an A. All A's. Not only this semester, but for the entire year.
David26:35
All A's.