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$400,000 To Quit Drinking

Oh, come on, no one said he was gonna cheat on you. He'd be faithful to you. Right now, someone comes to you and says, David, I have Natalie Portman in the car.

January 5, 202022:38Jason
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David22:18
I want to fuck you. Yeah, no, this was just for some money in the late night show. Please don't fuck me. I'm gonna fuck you.
Todd22:25
Emotional and physical roller coaster.
David22:27
Yeah, it's just like, fuck it, I don't want— you know, knowing Todd, he'll be talking to other girls and that'll make me upset. And what good is a late night show when my boyfriend is, uh, talking to other women?
Jason22:38
Oh, come on, no one said he was gonna cheat on you. He'd be faithful to you. Right now, someone comes to you and says, David, I have Natalie Portman in the car.
David22:47
Okay, this is great. I love this.
Jason22:48
Hang on a second. In the car, she's in love with you. She's ready to go. You have to give your YouTube channel for— to Todd for one year. 100%.
David22:57
He would? 100%. I wouldn't even think about it. Really? If Natalie Portman gave me a chance on a week-long vacation— yeah— for Todd to have my YouTube channel for an entire year, 100,000% yes.