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$400,000 To Quit Drinking
Oh, come on, no one said he was gonna cheat on you. He'd be faithful to you. Right now, someone comes to you and says, David, I have Natalie Portman in the car.
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I want to fuck you. Yeah, no, this was just for some money in the late night show. Please don't fuck me. I'm gonna fuck you.
Emotional and physical roller coaster.
Yeah, it's just like, fuck it, I don't want— you know, knowing Todd, he'll be talking to other girls and that'll make me upset. And what good is a late night show when my boyfriend is, uh, talking to other women?
Oh, come on, no one said he was gonna cheat on you. He'd be faithful to you. Right now, someone comes to you and says, David, I have Natalie Portman in the car.
Okay, this is great. I love this.
Hang on a second. In the car, she's in love with you. She's ready to go. You have to give your YouTube channel for— to Todd for one year. 100%.
He would? 100%. I wouldn't even think about it. Really? If Natalie Portman gave me a chance on a week-long vacation— yeah— for Todd to have my YouTube channel for an entire year, 100,000% yes.