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$400,000 To Quit Drinking
Yeah, but if I had sex with somebody, I feel great. I feel like, wow. Like, I could be really depressed, and if I had sex with somebody, I'd be like, hey, things aren't so bad. Really? Yeah. Oh yeah. Which is probably fucked up. I agree with you.
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Well, you've been married for 47 years. Of course you have, Jason. I was asking Natalie.
Yeah, I get bummed out when I masturbate. It's just kind of like—
because you feel dirty.
Yeah, but if I had sex with somebody, I feel great. I feel like, wow. Like, I could be really depressed, and if I had sex with somebody, I'd be like, hey, things aren't so bad. Really? Yeah. Oh yeah. Which is probably fucked up. I agree with you.
That sounds like a serious midlife crisis.
No, I've always felt that way. Really? I hate when you mix things in of me being old. Like, you're like, you're like, you're like, Jason, you're so— you're so old and such a loser. Like, no, I've always been a loser. Jason, but this probably fucked up. You're…
I feel like that after I masturbate.