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$400,000 To Quit Drinking

No pun intended. It is most of the time. It is just you. Um, I just think, I think one, you know what you want the most. And I know there's gonna be people that are gonna be like, are gonna be sitting listening to this and be like, well, you've never had good sex. Yeah, that's not true. I just think, I just think It's so convenient. You can do it wherever you want. Well, almost wherever you want. And you can do it whenever you want. And like one part of your body helps out the other. It's almost kind of magical. If there's anyone—

January 5, 20208:12David
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Jason8:05
Got you in a corner there.
David8:07
I think masturbating is better. That's just me.
Jeff8:11
You think?
David8:12
No pun intended. It is most of the time. It is just you. Um, I just think, I think one, you know what you want the most. And I know there's gonna be people that are gonna be like, are gonna be sitting listening to this and be like, well, you've never had good sex. Yeah, that's not true. I just think, I just think It's so convenient. You can do it wherever you want. Well, almost wherever you want.…
Jason8:35
You get bummed out when you masturbate? No. I get so bummed out.
David8:39
Why? Someone told me this the other day.
Jason8:40
I'm like, ah, this again.