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No, I wouldn't be drafted because I'm not a citizen. Imagine we all got drafted to the army. Oh my God, we would be the fucking worst.

January 5, 20205:09David
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David5:00
Which Trump probably would, right?
Jason5:02
Not necessarily.
Jeff5:03
You can't. You're good, 'cause they could see you publicly and they'd be like, "Oh, this guy's a pussy. We don't want him." That's fucked up.
David5:09
No, I wouldn't be drafted because I'm not a citizen. Imagine we all got drafted to the army. Oh my God, we would be the fucking worst.
Jeff5:16
That'd be a lit vlog.
David5:17
That's how you know the US would be in some serious deep trouble.
Jason5:20
Thank God that there's, you know, real men out there that fucking want to go fight and are good at it.