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No, I wouldn't be drafted because I'm not a citizen. Imagine we all got drafted to the army. Oh my God, we would be the fucking worst.
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Which Trump probably would, right?
Not necessarily.
You can't. You're good, 'cause they could see you publicly and they'd be like, "Oh, this guy's a pussy. We don't want him." That's fucked up.
No, I wouldn't be drafted because I'm not a citizen. Imagine we all got drafted to the army. Oh my God, we would be the fucking worst.
That'd be a lit vlog.
That's how you know the US would be in some serious deep trouble.
Thank God that there's, you know, real men out there that fucking want to go fight and are good at it.