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You can't. You're good, 'cause they could see you publicly and they'd be like, "Oh, this guy's a pussy. We don't want him." That's fucked up.
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If they institute a draft.
Which Trump probably would, right?
Not necessarily.
You can't. You're good, 'cause they could see you publicly and they'd be like, "Oh, this guy's a pussy. We don't want him." That's fucked up.
No, I wouldn't be drafted because I'm not a citizen. Imagine we all got drafted to the army. Oh my God, we would be the fucking worst.
That'd be a lit vlog.
That's how you know the US would be in some serious deep trouble.