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$20,000 to Look Hot

Don't make a scene, you just play tennis. Don't say that you're not here without me. And then Jason leaves, I'm playing for like 20 minutes. And then all of a sudden, I hear from the side of the tennis court Jonah go, there they are, that's them, those are my friends. And he brought two of the people with him that were working there. And I go, "Jonah, what the fuck are you doing here?" And he goes, "Oh, shit. Sorry. Sorry." And then the ladies come over because they're standing right behind me. They go, "Hi, who are you here with?" And I'm like, "Jason. He just went to go grab his kids." And they go, "Okay. Is he in the daycare section?" I go, "No, no. He went home. He went home to grab his kids." And they go, "Okay, you need to leave." And I was like, "Fuck." And Jonah's like, "I'm sorry. I fucked it up for you guys. I'm really sorry. I'm just gonna go. I'm sorry." He goes to the woman. He goes, "I'm sorry. I'm just fat. I'm fat and stupid." And the woman's like— the woman does not find that funny at all.

August 30, 201933:13David
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Jason32:56
I'm not paying a lot per month.
David32:58
It's really funny. So the other day, I went to go play tennis. And Jonah was coming late and Jason just couldn't wait for him anymore. And you can't be at the club if you're not a member. So Jason was just like, I'm gonna go, you wait here for Jonah.
Jason33:12
Don't make a scene.
David33:13
Don't make a scene, you just play tennis. Don't say that you're not here without me. And then Jason leaves, I'm playing for like 20 minutes. And then all of a sudden, I hear from the side of the tennis court Jonah go, there they are, that's them, those are my friends. And he brought two of the people with him that were working there. And I go, "Jonah, what the fuck are you doing here?" And he goe…
Jason34:13
She's really nice too.
David34:14
Yeah, but he goes, "I'm sorry. I'm fat and stupid. I'll just go. Let them stay." The lady's like, "No, everybody has to leave." So then we got kicked out of the club. Luckily Jason can still go there.
Jason34:26
I was furious when you texted me.