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$20,000 to Look Hot

It was not Tinder. It was like some weird like chat thing. And this— and I was talking to this girl for fucking 2 weeks. I'm being dead serious. I was in like the 6th or 7th grade, and like, I was, I was like falling in love with this chick. And I was like, I felt so bad because I'm like, she— this isn't fucking me. This isn't me. And then she wanted— she kept asking for more pictures of me, and I kept going on his Facebook and pulling more pictures off. And the worst part was like, he was so like popular, I was scared to even friend request him. So I was limited to the amount of pictures I could pull. So, so it was And they were very blurry too, because they were just screenshots and like, oh God, it was bad.

August 30, 201911:38David
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Natalie11:26
Say his fucking name.
David11:29
No, I didn't want to say, but I confessed it to the guy. I was like, yo, listen, in 7th grade, I totally used your picture to catfish someone.
Jason11:37
What were you doing on Tinder in 7th grade?
David11:38
It was not Tinder. It was like some weird like chat thing. And this— and I was talking to this girl for fucking 2 weeks. I'm being dead serious. I was in like the 6th or 7th grade, and like, I was, I was like falling in love with this chick. And I was like, I felt so bad because I'm like, she— this isn't fucking me. This isn't me. And then she wanted— she kept asking for more pictures of me, and…
Jason12:18
That's really funny.
David12:19
It's really bad.
Jason12:20
That's so cool.