$2 Million Missing

Yeah, we got— oh yeah, we did this. We did this whole bit. So for Zane's birthday, I had this whole party montage planned. It was going to be fun. Like, there's a bunch of little elements. And one of the elements was I got a horse that he could ride into the bar like a real horse. Now, I didn't tell the owner of the bar that I had this horse because I live by this thing, you know, don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness later. So I thought maybe if I got the horse there and he saw that the horse was chill, he'd let the horse ride into the bar, which I know, I know this was a stretch, but I was like, fuck it, let's get the horse here. So I get, um, I, I take like the manager outside. His name's Jeff. I take him out to the parking lot and his back is turned to where the cars are coming in. And I go, and I go, you know how earlier in the night I was like, I'm gonna need a favor from you? And he goes, yes. And I go, okay, well, I'm about to ask you for that favor now. And I was like, that thing behind you, that's— it has a horse in it and I need— I needed to park in here. And he goes, it has a what? It has a horse. And I was like, yeah, it's a horse. And, and it came into the parking lot, and he's like, no way, that horse cannot step foot anywhere near this bar. So the horse got out and chilled a little bit in the parking lot, just kind of hung out, right? And now he's— the horse is there, and he's ready to— he's ready to act because he's a— he's an actor horse.