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$10,000 for Jason’s Kids

And we got in the house and we're like, oh my God, his mom doesn't know we're breaking in. So we got to tell her. And we went to go check the kid's room and she wasn't there. And Todd comes out and he goes, where the fuck is Lorraine? Where's Lorraine? And then I hear Matt from downstairs all of a sudden go, guys, I found Lorraine. And she was sleeping on the couch right in the middle of all of us setting up everything. And we didn't notice her because she was like in a little ball. She was like the size of a peanut. She was very— we couldn't find her. And then we had to— I had to wake her up and I I was like, Lorraine, wake up, we're surprising Jason. And she goes, shit, shit, shit, am I dreaming? And I go, no, no, you're not dreaming, you're not dreaming. So yeah, so then she went upstairs and then we threw a party at your house and it was great.

May 30, 20196:45David
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Jason6:35
I'm surprised every time the door opens it beeps. Didn't you wake my mom up too?
David6:38
Yeah. Oh yeah, your mom. So you're— I was told your mom was gonna be sleeping in your, in your kids, in your kids' room.
Jason6:44
Yeah.
David6:45
And we got in the house and we're like, oh my God, his mom doesn't know we're breaking in. So we got to tell her. And we went to go check the kid's room and she wasn't there. And Todd comes out and he goes, where the fuck is Lorraine? Where's Lorraine? And then I hear Matt from downstairs all of a sudden go, guys, I found Lorraine. And she was sleeping on the couch right in the middle of all of u…
Jason7:32
When I came out, I was for sure that it was a dream. I literally was looking at it because there were so many people there, sparklers. There was like girls that were like half dressed. Yeah, they're in like cocktail waitresses. It was pretty bizarre.
David7:47
It was chaos.
Jason7:48
Yeah, and I want I want to thank you for the, um, for the money that you gave to my kids. Like, that was—