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Initially wanted to be a doctor, and then he's like, that's too much school. So I'm going to be a nurse. And every year we would ask John, we're like, what do you want to be? And, you know, every year it would get less and less convincing that he was actually going to be a nurse. And then he's like, oh, I'm going to try the chemical plant. So he started working at chemical plant, which is really random. And now he likes labs apparently. But like, he doesn't even work because he like, Every time he's at work, I know he's at work because he's not playing video games. Yeah, but he's on my Twitch stream, so he's in my comments and like when I get killed, he'll be like, oh my God, close one, Dave. Like he's watching the entire time, so he's not doing anything at work.