Winning $40,000 in Vegas

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Who told you that?

This kid. This kid on a bike on Melrose. He was shopping for a jean jacket.

Okay.

And he said, this is one of the best podcasts ever.

He did?

Yeah, it's a true story.

Um, I love your stories and I love— because they're all so real and they're so boring that there's, you know, they're real.

It's funny, I like hanging out with you, but I also hate it because I realize that there's so much more potential for me to find better friendships. But I'm just holding myself back by being friends with a guy that's 75 years older than me.

I think it's interesting how you're attached to me and can't go anywhere without me, and the fact that I am 75, it's kind of weird.

I think it's interesting how you're spending July 4th with your ex-wife. Even though you claim to fucking say that you have no feelings towards her, when it's obvious that your goal is to watch fireworks with her and slowly slip your fingers around her waist.

I think it's interesting, um, the way your family loves you and you give them nothing in return.

I think it's interesting how I just bought one of my younger siblings an Xbox 360 Plus, and it's funny that you would say that.

I think it's interesting they were here for 2 weeks, uh, they were in this country probably for the first and last time they'll ever be here. You'll never see them again, and you spent all of 3 minutes with them.

I think it's interesting how I don't care about anything you have to say because your mother and I had sex in Hawaii.

I think it's interesting that for the first time David lied. I've never heard him lie.

He didn't buy Toby an Xbox?

There was no Xbox. Alright, roll the intro music. Guys, this is the Views Podcast. You're listening to David Dobrik and Jason Nash.

I'm Jason.

Speak about things.

Nice to talk to you.

Have you ever, have you ever, like, have you ever been on a date with a girl where you guys are talking to each other?

Yeah.

But you really know that all she wants from you is to get inside your pants?

Yeah, I was out with your mom the other night.

That's real funny. You know, I'm gonna hold back from mom comments because she's sitting at the end of the bed right now where we're recording the podcast. By the way, looking beautiful in the lingerie I just bought her.

I like it a lot. I mean, definitely in that lingerie, Mom, for sure.

It's beautiful.

You do have great taste in lingerie.

She does, and the way she slipped it on so quickly and effortlessly, it's— I hope it just comes off as easy as it went on.

How are you feeling after the marriage? Are you hanging in there?

I am hanging in there. It is weird to talk about your 70-year-old mother like that. I take all that back. She's just, yeah.

You take it back? She's not sexy?

No, no, no, no, no. Very sexy. I just, I'm not gonna slip the lingerie on and off. It's gonna stay on.

Okay, well, thanks for being respectful towards my mom. That's really great.

I'm reading Jason's notes right now for the podcast. It says 4-hour jazz show, and it's like I'm not even that old. Those are his two notes. That's crazy. I just want to get you guys ready for what kind of a podcast it's going to be today. It's going to be a miserable one.

I went to a— so anyways, David, I went to a 4-hour jazz show. Fuck.

Okay, go. What happened?

I went to a 4-hour jazz show.

That is crazy. And you're being serious?

Yeah, you know, Whitey had this show and he's like, you know, he plays guitar in a jazz show and he's like, like, oh, if you want to come you can, you don't have to, but I'm not like the whole show, but I do have two solos. So I was like, okay. And I was like, how long is it? It might be 2 hours or it might be 4 hours. And I was like, no, no, no fucking way is it 4 hours. There's just no way. And you know, he's just being nice. So I go on Saturday night, I get there, he opens up with On Broadway by George Benson.

So he played first.

Yeah, and he was great. He did the solo and I was— this is awesome.

You should have left right there.

Yeah, I should have.

Yeah.

But then Um, not only was it jazz music, um, it was half jazz music and half interpretive dance. So it was like—

and he played the music and you interpretive danced?

I wish I'd done the interpretive dance because I wanted to shoot myself in the head because it really took a long time.

But how young were the kids?

It was— they ranged from 9 to 17. Wow. It was like a summer camp.

And you were good interpretive dancing?

Yeah.

I couldn't walk when I was 9.

I know.

Miserable.

I know. And then the weirdest thing happened. The show was really long, and I was like, I can't believe I'm here still. This is so long. And there was a woman next to me, and there were two programs. And so I just grabbed one of the programs to see like how many songs are left because it was 4 hours long. And I grabbed it, and as I was grabbing it, she looks at me and I go, I go, oh, I'm just gonna borrow this like that. She goes, well, I wish you would have let me know because I'd like to look at it too. And I go, well, there's two programs there, you know, you can grab the other one. She goes, yes, but they're both mine.

Wow.

Like that. I got so upset. And you know, I don't get upset anymore. So I literally, I just, I got up and I just walked away. And I literally, I walked to the back. I was so mad. Wow. Would that make you mad?

Why don't you speak up? Why don't you use your words?

What was I going to say?

Stop, stop, stop treating me like this.

Is that what you said to Natalie?

Yeah, I said, please, please don't speak to me like this right now.

She really didn't speak to me poorly.

You know what I say when people make fun of me?

Jeff, Todd, stop it.

Yeah, I say, Natalie, if you're gonna use those words to try to hurt me, then just know that there's someone inside here that's listening to all those and gonna remember everything you just said for a really long time. And that shows whoever— I mean, I use Natalie as an example because she does say some nasty things. But— That is, that is the type. That is the— that's what I— that's how I react.

You know, you're gonna go into a meeting next week and someone's gonna be like, so your assistant's a real bitch, huh?

It's my favorite when I'm in a meeting and someone like, like a business person like references our podcast. I get so confused when they go, I was listening to your podcast. I go, why the fuck were you listening to our podcast? It's so confusing. I'm very curious because it's just such a weird podcast to be listening to, I feel like.

Well, I feel like if they wanted to know you, that would be a really good way to get to know you is listen to the podcast.

Yeah, but I'm saying like when people bring it up when it's like when it doesn't even feel like— I don't know. I don't know. You're right.

We're— this is the Fourth of July podcast. We're really excited. We're all just hanging out here. David's here. My mom's in town. I'm going to Montecito tomorrow.

David Dobrik.

What did I say?

Dobrik.

And we have a guest on the podcast right now that David's going to talk to. She's certainly one of the most beautiful women in the world. And she's got a YouTube channel and a Twitch channel of her own. Corinna Kopp.

I was gonna say, your mom doesn't have a YouTube channel. Here she is, Corinna Kopp. Corinna is one of my closest friends, my oldest friends from my hometown.

That's a lie.

No, I've known you for the longest.

Yeah, but I wouldn't say I'm the closest. I'd like to be.

Corinna, we just—

I feel like I'm like second string.

Maybe we just wrestled on my bed.

Yeah, that was weird.

That was weird.

We just had like a weird sibling pillow fight.

Gah.

Like, then you, like, choked me out. It was kind of weird.

And then Karena goes, stop it, I get anxiety when I'm choked. And it got really serious. And now we're just, like, fucking goofing around. Uh, anyway, let's focus. How— okay, you moved here from LA. Yeah. And you were a high-profile nanny. This was your job.

I wasn't— it was not high-profile.

I thought you'd say high-profile prostitute.

She was a— you were a high-profile nanny.

Not high profile.

Oh, you were a regular nanny, but you were trying to get a job as a high profile nanny.

Yeah. I mean, I worked for like a family in Malibu and like they had a bunch of like famous friends.

Yeah, that's crazy. Natalie. Natalie was a nanny and she, she worked for a very well-off family.

Like, really?

Well, like they would take private jets to every vacation.

Oh, shit.

They would go to.

Yeah, it wasn't that crazy.

How much you get paid?

She's still a nanny, bro. Take care of your ass.

What are you, fucking 17? How do you say that? Yeah, anyway, Natalie's got the same job right now. Um, no, so how much, how much did you get paid when you were a nanny?

Not good.

Not good?

No.

But how much do— how much does a high-profile nanny get?

Oh, a lot.

I, I wasn't a high-profile nanny.

I know, but that was your goal, so I want to know, like, I don't want to know what you were looking—

I mean, a lot. Like, uh, like some of them get paid like $100,000 a year.

Wow.

Okay, sorry, I know you make that in like one day, but, um, no, I never said that. Like, my— the family that I worked for like I said, wasn't famous, but like they went to school with like Jamie Foxx's kids. I moved out to LA before you did, and then you moved out and I was like, oh my God, I have a friend out here, let's hang out.

I remember I met you. Let's talk about this. Oh yeah, I met you and, um, at a Jack and Jack concert. I met you at a Jack and Jack concert, and the first night we ever hung out, you slept over at my place. Yeah, that's crazy.

It wasn't like that.

It wasn't like that at all.

I played with your guinea pigs and not an actual guinea pigs.

When I say guinea pig, my parents weren't home, so she slept over in my house. I've never had a girl sleep over I don't know how old you were.

Did you like me?

I was probably 17. I don't know. I was crazy and stupid. And you slept in a completely different room.

Yeah. And I slept in your sister's room.

Yeah. I slept in my room. That was so strange.

Yeah. Why did I sleep over? Why did I just go home?

I don't know.

Okay.

Explain to me what was your motive behind that? Were you trying to hook up with me?

Because honestly, I don't think I was. You, for once in my life. Sorry to break it to you.

You just needed a place to stay because that is kind of hard to believe.

No, I think we were just like having a good time.

I'm sure I was trying to hook up with you. I'm— there's no way I'd be like, yes, sleep over my place if I wasn't.

I think maybe I was just like, oh yeah, I'll sleep over. And then when you're like, okay, you can sleep in my sister's room, I was like, oh, okay, I guess if that's what you want. And then I didn't want to make it—

I was very— because I was— I, I— no, I didn't blow it at all. No, that was probably the right move to do. It's very respectful. I didn't want to be like—

I think I was probably just confused at that point. I was like, oh, okay, sounds good.

You would have hooked up with him.

I don't know.

And what did you guys do when you woke up? Did you have cereal?

No, she left. You left really early. You left before like the morning even struck, I think.

Wait, no, I didn't. Why would I have done that?

I don't know.

Oh, actually, maybe I didn't. Yeah, you left really early because I was like, oh, what does my mom think? Yeah, where were we? What? I was— when was that?

I don't know.

That was a long time ago. I think it was like, what, 18 or 19 at the time?

No, I was like 17.

Oh my God.

Was it—

was I over 18?

No, you were 17 too, I think.

No way.

Yeah, we were very young.

I'm older than you.

Like I said, it was one of the stupidest things I've ever done.

Why is that dumb? Wait, why is that stupid at all? It's literally not.

No, I don't know.

I think I'm stupid for not hooking up with me. You're just kidding.

Yeah, right. I guess the story isn't really going anywhere other than the fact that Karina slept over at my place and nothing happened.

Yeah.

And then we moved to L.A. Yeah. And then, and then you hooked up with some of my friends, which is nice because you got to know them a lot quicker than I did. Okay.

First of all, it was only ever for your vlog. It wasn't just like, I want to hook up with you.

It wasn't personal. Corinna, come on.

Because when we first were friends, let's be real, it wasn't for the vlog.

There wasn't a vlog when we were first friends.

But that's what I'm saying. I didn't hook up with any of your friends when we were first friends.

Yes, you did.

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

I'm being dead ass. I did not.

I'm being dead ass.

I'm being dead ass. Okay, you're dead.

That's how good she is. She knew you were going to have a vlog, so she started hooking up with your friends.

No, that's—

you could have stuff to talk about.

The beauty of it, though, is that I didn't hook up with any of them.

Well, you were working at Hooters, and then for a time—

well, no, I was a nanny. The timeline's all fucked. I was a nanny and then I was— I had no job for a minute and I was living at your friend's house. My friend's house.

Yeah. And then you came and lived with us for like 2 weeks.

Yeah.

And you were working at Hooters. You were actually applying to get a job at Hooters. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a vlog about it.

And then you got the job.

That was the beginning. Beginning of the vlog. Crazy.

Yeah. I remember when we had come to visit you at Hooters, I felt so cool because I knew like a Hooters girl. Wow.

You felt cool to know me as a girl. That is so— wow.

I'm going to like tell my friends that because I remember going there and I was like, I was like, Yeah. Corinna, can you get us a table? And you're like, sure. And I was like, yeah, I know that girl. Because like, I don't know, I feel like especially at the time, like all the Hooters girls were so untouchable. They were like these like supermodels that were, you know what I mean? Like, you know how Hooters is.

That definitely wasn't it.

Was it hard to work at Hooters?

No. Everyone's always asked that. Like, were people perverts or like— no, I never really had a bad experience. Sometimes you get like occasional, like drunk married man and they come in there and like give you a $100 bill. And I'd cry.

What a pervert.

No, but like, hey, I'm— I got money, like $100 bill. I don't know, wasn't that weird?

But people— how many times did people ask for your number when you were working at Hooters?

Um, I actually met a guy at Hooters and I visited him. I went to see him in Australia. Deadass.

Really?

Yeah, I met these two guys that were my age.

How did he win you over? Like, how did he ask for your number?

It wasn't weird like that.

Can I have honey barbecue and then a side of your phone number? What did he say?

No, nothing. He was just like, we just got in a conversation. He was really cool. It was him and his brother.

Do you want to come back and try some of my ranch dressing? No, he probably didn't say that. The first one was good. Yeah, I got so many more. I just want to share.

But isn't that crazy?

It is crazy.

Like, I literally was like, 6 months later, I was like, I'm gonna take you up on your offer to come visit. And I like went and stayed with him and his family in Australia.

Wow.

It's like 2 weeks.

And now, Corinna, you drive a Porsche. You're an independent woman. And you live life to the fullest.

At one point I had no money in my bank account. When— right before the vlog started, I had no money in my bank account. I was living in my friend's guest bedroom. Wow, it's crazy. It's humbling, truly.

I'm glad, I'm glad you got out.

Yeah, thank you for my career. Thank you for— I owe everything I have to you. I'm surprised we don't pay taxes to you.

That's Corona Cop. Thank you for those kind words and feeding my ego.

Good job, Corinna.

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Wow.

Like full. And I turn around and I go, I need 20. That's all I need is 20. Because I was like, I'm gonna fucking win. I'm gonna win. So I go back to the car, we're in the car, and then we go pick up Mariah. We're going to Vegas. And then we're on the— we're on the flight. This is the great— we're on the flight and it's like dead silent on the flight. And I remember, I remember Mariah and Heath were telling me there was a kid that goes, I see the red one. He— there was— sorry, there was a kid who was looking out the window and it was like, it was like sun setting, so it's very pretty out. And he goes, I see the red one, I see the red one, Mom. And then they told me that when we got off the flight. And then we got into our limo right off the flight. We hopped into our limo and in the limo was playing one of my favorite songs, like, like a song that like we all know is my favorite song because I annoy people with it so much. And then we got out of the limo and we stepped into the casino. And the second we stepped into the casino, I mean like the second we stepped into the casino, Portugal the Man's Feel It Still started playing, which is our Vegas song. I used it for the Vegas montage. The beginning of the song started playing right when we stepped in, and we all looked at each other and we were just like, oh my fucking goodness, it's on. Like, there's no way, there's no way we're not winning this at this point. Um, so we sat down at the table and we spun it and it landed on red and we won. We won $40,000. And then after that, so when I do these spins, I have to get a shot of the actual table spinning, but I don't get that shot till later. I get that shot later because then I can just go and bet $5 and wait for it to hit red. I don't know if that makes sense.

Of course.

Like I need the shot of it spinning. So I went to a new table just to get the pickup shot of it hitting red. And when it spun around, it landed on red 1 again, but Heath missed the shot, so we had to spin again. And once again, it landed on red 1. 3 times in, in, in the 10 minutes we were there, it landed on red 1. It's fucking insane. It literally— it, it couldn't have gone any more perfectly. And then I— and then we were cashing in our chips, and Vegas does this stupid fucking thing where, where you can play Okay, so Jason had an expired license, but they let him play the money, but they wouldn't let him cash it out. So he put his money down and they gave him chips, but then when he won, they wouldn't let it— let him change his chips into cash. So now we were sitting with $20,000 in cash and $20,000 in chips, which is a problem because for my video I needed the full $40,000 in cash to show people that we won. So, so, uh, this is where this comes in. I actually had another $20,000 in cash on me because at the bank when I was getting my money, after I said, okay, that's fine, I'm just gonna get $20,000 out, the banker handed me my slip and he told me to go to the teller. And I went up to the teller and I was like, hi, I wanna take out $20,000. And she goes, are you sure you don't wanna take out more? And I literally said, I said, why would you say that? 'Cause I was so confused. I was like, why are you saying that? Why are you saying that? So I was like, okay, fine, I'll take out 20 more. So I actually did end up taking out 40 at the bank and that helped me because when we won, I put all the money together and, and you could see that we won, which was awesome.

Everything worked out for you.

And not only that, but our flight was delayed and we would have missed the flight. We would have missed the flight back, but we didn't miss it because it was delayed. The flight on the way out was delayed and the flight on the way back was delayed by an hour. Yeah, we would have missed it.

Flight wasn't delayed. Too, we could have hit black.

We would have stayed in Vegas. Yeah, well, that's what I mean. Every— yeah, I don't know, it was crazy. I don't know if I explained it properly, but yeah, it was great. It was, it was fucking insane. And, and there was genuinely no way that we were gonna lose that. And then, yeah, and then we got to surprise her with $40,000, and that was literally the most exciting thing ever. Um, because she was— I remember when we won the $40,000, she still didn't know that the money was for her, but she was so excited that I won So it was really fun to see that money go to her at the end. Yeah, that was cool. I have a disposable camera now that I have that I take pictures on. Yeah, it's an Instagram account called David's Disposable if you want to go check it out. Um, but it's really fun because now I have an excuse to go to a party and get work done even if I'm not filming because now I can take pictures. And I remember the other day, um, like I didn't really want to go out because I was tired, but I was like, I'm sure, I'm sure we'll get something. And me, Carly, and Brandon went out to nightclub And right when we got out of my car, Paris Hilton stepped out of her car, like, literally the same second. And she walked literally an inch away from me, and I just held up my camera right at her face, and I go, Paris, can you just look here for a second? And she turns around, and I snap a pic of her looking right at me, and I was like, done. That's why I came out, and it felt so good. Um, but that's—

she went disposable.

She was like, this is a disposable. Yeah. Now Paris Hilton, now you're best friends.

Guys, we're back on the podcast now. We're gonna talk to Mike Sheffer really quick. David, go ahead, say hello to Mike.

Whatever, Mike. Hey, what's up, Mike? Hi. Mike, how much money do you make a year?

Enough.

Enough for what?

To be happy. Money's not everything, David. I know you're chasing that dragon and all you want is money and fame and power and subscribers, but it's not gonna make you happy, man.

If it's not everything, then you can tell us how much you make.

No, because it doesn't matter. Why is that your first question to me? How about, how was your day? How was your week? How's your, how's your life, friend?

I've been with you for 8 hours and I've been dying to know how much money you make. I just, I wanna know if you make more than, more money than Jason.

Oh, probably Jason.

That doesn't matter, Mike.

Oh, I'm not saying it makes me a better person than you. I just think that I just wanna move past this topic, so I'm giving him an answer that's gonna make him move past it. Well, like, how much money do you make, David? How much money you making on this podcast?

I don't know. Jason says I make a lot, but I don't believe it.

Well, you're, version of a lot is warped because you're at 20. How old are you? 23?

17.

17. With how many millions of dollars in the bank?

$6,000.

$6,000.

$6,000 million on that Ferrari. I don't have any money left. I paid for Aaron's wedding and I got nothing left. It's all gone.

You got a good vlog out of it.

I hope this wedding is fucking incredible.

Imagine you're not invited to the wedding.

No, this wedding better be fucking— Well, yeah, Aaron has a lot of pressure.

Imagine you get no footage from Aaron's wedding.

How upset? So, Aaron, this is what my money bought you. A lame cake without me on top of it.

You know what she should do? She should do a destination wedding outside of the United States. So you can't go do it and like, do it in Bermuda or in Fiji and you just can't go.

You have done that a few times, brought it up. You've been like, I hope the wedding— I hope Aaron, you know, really goes all out with the wedding. It's like you give the money and that's it. You have no say.

It's the only gift I've ever given that hasn't been like used yet. Do you know what I mean? Well, it's like, it's like if the day hasn't come yet. Yeah.

What do you, do you want the, yes, above, above the ceremony sponsored by David Dover?

Do you want to clickbait neon sign above them when they're getting, doing their vows?

Mike, why don't you tell everybody exactly what you think of David right now? Be 100% honest. What is his biggest flaw?

Well, how about we start off positive?

Yeah. If I'm being honest, I, I think he's a smart kid. Uh, really empathetic when he needs to be, which is a good skill to have. Um, I think he's really hardworking, really smart, yada, yada, yada. Um, I think your biggest flaw is I'm too sexy. No, no, it's not a flaw.

I feel like it holds me back sometimes cuz people just look at me and they just see a pretty face, but they don't see what I'm actually all about.

No, I think your biggest flaw is that sometimes you're too much of a perfectionist And a perfectionist, like there's a quote that says, perfect is the enemy of greatness. So like you could, you could just post a vlog and it's gonna be great. It's never gonna be perfect, but instead you torture yourself for it and cry on current—

this is a, this is a job interview answer. When, when you're asked at a job interview, what's your biggest flaw? You go, I'm a perfectionist.

No, that's, that's not, I would not wanna hire somebody as a perfectionist. I don't think that's a job interview answer. I think that's a bad trait to be a perfectionist.

Really?

Because you don't get things done. You need to, you need to, art is never finished. It's just abandoned and you need to learn when to abandon it. Sorry, it's got serious. I know it's not funny, but like, I really do enjoy that. I think, I think that—

how much money do you make a year? Thank you, Mike, for coming on the show with some very nice kind words. Mm-hmm. Guys, guys, I want to tell you real quick about Stitch Fix. It's an online personal styling service that finds and delivers clothes, shoes, and accessories to fit your body, budget, and lifestyle. Even, even a body and budget like Jason's. Which is oddly very specific. It'll—

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Okay, we're bringing a cavalcade of celebrities on the show today. Here's our next guest, the former— her name is Lorraine Nash, also known as the former Mrs. Dobrik. She's visiting from Boston. Lorraine Nash, welcome.

She looks great today. She's like, she's like diamonds all over her wrist. The blue's amazing. Where's, where's the weirdest place? How old are you right now, currently?

Old.

Give me a number.

75.

75, great. Yeah, um, first of all, you don't look that old at all. 75 is a crazy number. That almost sounds like you'd be a mummy, but you look incredible. She is my mummy. No, you look really, really good for 75. My question is, where's the weirdest place you've made love? She was drinking water and almost spit it all over the mic.

Where?

Can you tell them? Yeah, go ahead, tell me. Put the mic up close to your mouth.

It was on the roof.

Go, go. It was on the roof?

It was on the roof of Logan Airport.

What? Wow. Holy cow.

Airport Boston.

You were at the top of Boston Airport on the roof? On the roof? How did you get up there?

No, it was the parking lot, like the parking lot roof.

Wow, before, before someone was going for a long time. Wow, that is so hot. So, so, so was your husband— was your husband leaving to work?

No, he was coming home.

He was coming— he was coming home and you couldn't wait to get home? Well, you picked him up and you're just like, we're going to the roof of the parking lot. Wow.

The story I had heard is that you went in a trench coat with no clothes on underneath.

Don't tell that.

Wait, that's true? Oh my God, Lauren, I told you that story.

I, I— you must have—

no, your father must have told you.

No, he wouldn't tell me like that. I heard it like— I heard it, I heard it in like background, like you guys were talking about it, Lauren. But it was like everyone was laughing.

I was married to you for 2 weeks and I did not get treatment like this. You were— wait, you, you went to the airport to pick him up?

He said he was on a business trip. He was gone a few days. He was on a business trip and he was gone a few days. And I said, well, why don't I pick you up at the airport? And he said, that would be great. And he said, wear something sexy. So there's nothing sexier than nothing, right?

Wow, Corinna just got her new merch.

Wow. That's crazy.

I'm just curious about this because I'm always like wondering, my parents and stuff, like, when's the last time you had sex?

Oh, let's just say the honeymoon was great. Let's just keep it at that because that is pretty—

I don't—

I don't—

wait, I don't want to embarrass you. What color?

What color was the trench coat?

You know, the beige. The—

I fucking knew it.

It was— it was— it was— it was a designer. Trench coat, and it was the beige. Okay, okay. So I thought, like, what, what's better? Like, what's better? What's sexier than nothing, right? Lorraine, put the trench coat over me. Yeah, high heels.

Get the fuck out.

And I actually, I had like— I used to wear like, what do you call them?

The stilettos.

How old were you at the time?

30.

30. Oh wow, okay. Wow, okay, so Lauren, walk me through this. Walk me through this. He got— he let—

we—

you guys— or he landed, he landed.

Then you could meet him like right at the thing. You didn't have to wait down in luggage, you— baggage. You could go like right up there. They let you right into the gate.

Oh really?

Okay, so I was standing at the gate and he gave me a big— I was standing at the gate and he gave me a big hello and he said to me You don't have anything on under that, do you?

And I said, oh my God. And then what, he just gave you a smile and you helped him with his bags and you guys were in the car?

I didn't help him with his bags. He did his own bags.

Of course. Sorry, sorry, I messed up the story. And then you guys got into the car.

Yeah.

And then, and then I, I think we're going home.

Wow. But you didn't do it at home. You couldn't wait.

He couldn't wait. No.

Wow, Lauren, that is fucking crazy. And then here we are. Okay, that was a great segment. And then 45 years later, here he is, Jason Nash.

Jason, who listens to the podcast. I don't think that's such a bad story, Jason.

That's crazy. You were conceived at Logan Airport, the roof of an airport. Wow. That's— is that— does that count as the Mile High Club?

I think he was born already. You were born when I was 30.

Oh, he was sitting in the back seat of the car, probably. No, no, you threw the trench coat over him. Well, good for you. Congratulations, guys. It's Lorraine, my ex-wife, talking about the time she was having sex with her other ex-husband. That's cool. I love that story. Genuinely, I really like that. Jason's mom just, just goes, how many ads you guys have to read? And Jason goes, shut up. You like, you like flying on JetBlue? So this is, this ad is going to pay for Mrs. Nash's flight back.

She's an old lady. She's supposed to, you know, ride a crappy airline?

No, no.

Sure, I want her to fly nice, and it's like bringing her out here, and it's for Legacy Box. So guys, shut up and read Legacy Box and tell them how great it is.

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We love to do that at the Nash family. My mother actually loves to do that.

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I love Legacy Box. It's worth every penny. It saves so much aggravation than sitting there.

Oh, look who's all about ads now. Now that she found out who's paying for her flights, she's like, let me jump in on this and talk about Legacy Box. Well, I'm glad we have another co-host.

Karina, Karina, you have a pet peeve about David? You wanted to say?

My biggest pet peeve about David is he has this tendency where he asks his friends' opinions, or like what their opinion is on something, and then they give them their opinion.

Yeah.

And then he's like, oh no, but this— and like he doesn't take it. He just does what he wants anyways. So there's like no point.

Karina, don't you think you should come to Vegas tonight with me? No, I don't want to.

It's like, should I get on this red-eye tonight?

And they're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's perfect.

I'm going to get on the red-eye tonight. It's like, Then why'd you ask? What was the point of asking?

Yeah, why do you do that?

I don't know.

Because you like to— you want us— you want to be confirmed?

Yeah. I mean, I like getting people's opinions, but I also, like, want to go with what I think is right. Right.

Then what's the point of getting someone's opinion?

You always—

because I wanted to match up with me.

It never matches up.

It's not that deep. I don't really have anything to say about it.

You're right.

You're definitely right.

But I feel like it never matches up. I feel like you always want to, like, play devil's advocate and, like, go opposite of whatever your friends say?

Um, yes and no. I like to play devil's advocate all the time.

But Carly, when's the maddest you were ever at David?

I don't think I've ever been mad at David. Maybe when he was driving scary. Oh yeah, that's my, that's my biggest pet peeve.

How can anyone be mad at David?

You know, I actually wanted that too, because I do— I'm not, I'm not saying this in that way, but like, if, if I make a mistake I'm kind of just like laughing it off, you know what I mean? I'll never— I've never gotten into like a serious argument with anybody, especially in our friend group. I know I could be mean, but it's just like I'm not like— I don't mean anything in like an actual like mean way.

No, that's true, I'll give you that.

Like, like, exactly.

Yeah, you, you act mean sometimes, but you're not mean. And then when you realize you did something that hurt somebody you feel really, really bad. Like, you don't— you don't mean to be.

Yeah, 100%. No, you mean to be—

you mean to be funny, or maybe you're busy and you need something really fast and you're not as polite as you could be. But, but I don't think you ever intentionally would ever be mean to anyone.

No, 100%. And like, even when I get into like arguments with like friends, like, I'm always like the one, the first one laughing.

I'm just like— I've noticed a lot of suggestions in the vlog lately have been telltaling What? A lot of the— a lot of your suggestions that you make in the vlog, they kind of say something.

What do you mean?

Well, like number one, you've been suggesting I get naked a lot.

Sure.

And okay, what does that have to do with anything? And then yesterday you suggested that you make out with Natalie.

Yes, what does that have to do with anything?

Hey, Natalie!

F, marry, kill: Corinna, Carly, and Natalie. Go!

F, marry, kill. Okay, fuck, marry, kill: Natalie, Carly, and Corinna. Well, this is fucking tough. This is, this is really tough.

Marry, kill. You have to have sex with one of them. You have to marry one of them or you have to kill one of them.

It's tough because marry kind of is both. Marry, marry, marry. It means you want to like them. Marry means you're going to have sex with them forever.

So marry means you can put up with them. You'd be able to stand them for a long time.

What's annoying you?

I feel like you'd marry Natalie, and then me and Carly was interchangeable.

Just fuck you guys different days. Is that what you mean? Um, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I'd kill Natalie or marry Natalie. That's kind of where I'm stuck at, because some days it's, yeah, it's— I want to fuck a joker out. And no, not— there's no other end to that. There's no some days I want to marry her, but no, some days. No, I'm kidding.

F, marry, kill Jeff, Scott, and Todd. He doesn't have to answer that part.

I don't want to answer because I don't want to answer that.

It hurts. It'll hurt someone's feelings.

I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. I'll fucking put a bullet in Corinna's skull and then I'd kill Corinna.

Oh, her feelings are hurt. See, that's why I didn't want him to answer.

So crazy. I'm kidding. I wouldn't kill you. Actually, I don't know. I don't know. Because I also don't want to say I'd fuck Carly because it's just like such a crazy statement for me to say.

Exactly.

Like, it's just like, I'd fuck Carly. Carly, guys, I guess Carly's here. They edit that, go to I'd fuck Carly.

Hang on a second. Carly's jumping in with an analysis of Jonah.

Okay, so Jonah picked us up from the airport when we did the Vegas, the Vegas Mariah surprise, and the Tesla kept beeping and it was saying he was hitting the gas and the brake at the same time. And I'm so confused. Is his foot so big it was hitting both, or was he— does he use— I could see him using each foot for each.

He seems like the kind of guy that would do two feet. He does. He does seem like the kind of guy that would work a car two feet, like Papa.

That doesn't—

can—

is that a thing people do?

No.

Have you ever tried to do that?

Yeah, it's really hard.

It's such a Jonah thing to do though.

Such a Jonah thing to do.

And it kept alerting. We're like, oh, also the other thing he was doing, every time he talks to somebody in the car, he turns around and talks, but he's driving. It's like, I can't— me and Corinna were talking about this earlier. She's like, even if you're in the passenger seat, I'm not gonna look over at you every time. But he was literally full spin around. Talking to us, and everyone in the car was like, Jonah, look at the road! What are you— why are you looking at us? Like, I don't know why we're all so comfortable bullying Jonah, but he has like the weirdest quirks. But I, I kind of like that about him because it makes him like such a character, right?

Yeah. But, and you think—

I'm speechless.

You think of with how well we're all doing, we'd have someone better than Jonah, a professional driver, but we just have Jonah.

It's also funny because there was like 5 or 6 of us that went to Vegas, and then Jonah rolls up, and Jason goes, how did Get into the mix. Such a random assortment of people. It's literally like a TV show.

Okay, this next bit is called Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast. David's gonna set it up because it wouldn't be the same unless David set it up.

This next segment of the podcast, called Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast, is where we give our editor friend 25 seconds to say and do whatever he does in return for editing our podcast.

Hands are wet. What? Dry your hands!

I don't know.

It's not on my leg.

And go!

What's up, weenies? It's your boy JB from the JTWP, and today I'm here with Mrs. Former Dobrik, and we're gonna have—

we already had her.

Sir, you are not included in this. Can I please have the mic, sir? Today I'm gonna be interviewing Mrs. Dobrik. How was David as a lover? It was too bad we don't do video anymore because David is now straddling my mom. It's literally Fourth of July. The skyrockets are going off behind them.

Oh, I'm definitely rocketing, Jason. That's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you guys later. I'm David. That's Jeff, Jason, Joe. I don't give a fuck whoever you guys are.

Go buy David's merch. He makes no money on the videos.

Go buy some merch. Jason's feet are so disgusting. I was thinking about staying in LA, but I realized I have to sleep on this bed where Jason's been sitting and doing the podcast, and his feet are all over the covers. So I think I'm going to Chicago for the holidays. Well, because it's so gross.

Good decision, sir. Have fun.

I'll see you guys later.

Guys, 3 days off from David. Wish me well. I am so excited for 3 whole days.

Okay, bye guys. My name's Jeff. See ya.