Threesome in Miami

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. We are back from another weekend of pure excitement. A lot happened. We're back from Miami. I know I said I only drink during EGOTs, which is the Emmys, Grammys, Oscars, and Tonys, but we made an exception.

Super Bowl's a pretty big day also, right?

Yeah, I guess I was celebrating the Super Bowl. Natalie this week had a threesome.

No way!

No, I did not.

Natalie, she's guilty. I think she's hiding it from me.

With who?

That's what's going on. I mean, let's—

I had a feeling you like were thinking that. I feel like, yeah, I feel like everyone— well, not that everyone's asking me, but like everyone's been asking Natalie.

We went out. This is what happened, Jay. We went out and we went to the Club Eleven, which is a strip club. And I tried my best to not fall in love with any strippers, and I didn't. I actually did a pretty good job. There was this one—

David left early every single night. He did such a great job.

I had to leave early, and not— oh, not like a good way. You're looking at me like I got laid.

No, what's early?

Like 3 AM.

Oh, okay.

In Miami.

In Miami.

Sorry. 3 AM?

Oh, you know when this bitch walked through the door? No, she walked through the door.

No, I didn't.

At noon. No. Yes, I heard the door slam, and it was one of those— it was one of those door slams where I know she just walked right in and she was like, kind of like leaning forward, like about to fall into bed. And she couldn't even catch the door. You could like, she just blasted through the door and the door slammed on its own. Like she wasn't even holding it. She was just like so drunk that I can just feel that she powered through that door. Anyway, she got back at me. Okay.

First of all, I just wanna clarify noon is a bit of an exaggeration.

Okay.

11, 11, 11 from 11.

What's the truth?

"You don't need to feel it." That's awesome that you could tell how drunk she was.

By that door, 100%.

By the way she came in.

And I was like, where the— First of all, I was texting her at like 3:00 'cause I kind of had FOMO. I'm in this weird drunk period of my life. I did drunk really well about a year and a half ago, but now when I get drunk, I can't function. I just wanna go home. I'm over it. And I don't know what's going on, but Natalie, like I was saying before, can power through. So I left her. All our friends left. Everybody left to go like to their separate homes. And Natalie's like, I'm gonna stay out. Now we were starting like 4 guys, and like I was leaving, one of the guys, one of the guys turns to Natalie and he's like, you're not leaving though, are you?

Like one of those.

And she's like, no, I'm gonna stay.

And then that laugh. Oh, that laugh.

And then yeah, the next morning she came back and one of the guys was telling our friends.

Yeah, all of his friends that we had a threesome. And I'm like, first of all, no, we did not. Second of all, I don't just have spontaneous threesomes.

And third of all, I feel like she's fucking with me and she had the threesome. She wouldn't tell me, which is fine. I get it. Like, Natalie had her time.

Yeah.

So what actually happened that night?

Nothing.

You were out till at least 10 in the morning. Yeah, I came back around like 10, but, um, and she did also come in at noon, but I think that's because she, she couldn't sleep, so she had to go walk around the hotel's tennis court.

I went for like— I was just like, well, first of all, obviously coming back at 10 is like, what, what is happening? What's going on? I had like such anxiety. I was like, ugh, I'm so drunk, I can't sleep.

The drive to the airport was so funny. Natalie was like, it's very clear to me that I have to get out of LA. And I'm like, and I'm like, wait, what does that mean? Like, like, because we, because we're in Miami. So I was like, does that mean you want to party more? And she's like, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying like, I'm like, oh, you're trying to leave the scene? Like, you want to leave the scene? Yeah.

And I'm like, you were out of LA, sweetheart.

Yeah. The one day she was in LA, she had the biggest bender. I'm like, where would you go? Where it's— and then I was like, oh, you mean like a small town?

Yeah.

In like, you know, suburbia.

Yeah.

Like how we used to live life.

Yeah.

Which totally makes sense. Natalie was fucking cooked. I've never seen this woman like this.

I need to go back to Chicago and, like, reset with my roots.

I was with Jen. We were at the airport and we were just having lunch before our flight. And Natalie, like, the waitress came up to her asking her if she was okay. And it made me— Natalie looked so fucked up where it literally looked like I was, like, kidnapping her. Like, it made me feel weird. I was like, Natalie, I was like kicking her.

I was like, explain to the woman you had a long night.

It just, like, looked like I was carrying around somebody that was like, half conscious. Like, I was like, oh my God, that was my first— that was literally my first thought. I was like this because you're passing out at the table when we're like eating.

I was face down on the table.

Just—

I literally closed my eyes for 10 seconds at the table at the cafe we were sitting at, and I was like deep sleep, another dimension, like out. And then the lady came up and was like, ma'am, are you okay?

We boarded, we boarded the flight, and Natalie was like, oh my God, smell here really bad, or is it me? And I was like, Natalie, I don't smell anything. Natalie was panicking. Like, she was Anyway, so what happened that night?

Gosh, we just— well, first of all, friend code number one, you're not supposed to leave your friend.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I can't believe you left her there. Everybody left her there.

Especially, I'm just a little girl.

I totally know what you're saying.

Not necessarily your responsibility, but somebody should have stayed with her.

No, no, no, no, you're right. She was with Five Guys, she was good. No, no, no, no, no.

Were they confused that maybe Natalie worked there?

I just, I really wanted to go home, and I made it clear to Natalie, and Natalie does her when she's in the middle of drunk, she goes, okay, boo, you go do your thing. I'm gonna do my thing.

Why?

I did not say that.

That's how you talk.

That's how I talk?

Yeah. You have like this like crazy weird energy and that's only when you're trying to be like sassy. And then, okay, so almost like you go home, little Dave.

The big dogs are gonna stay out.

It's hard for me to like be like, no, you're coming with me.

Yeah.

Cause like I want Natalie to be viewed as like her own person when she's out, especially when she's finally getting attention from guys. Like, it's very rare that it happens. It was finally happening. I'm like, I can't be like— I can't make it seem like I'm like controlling or she's my girlfriend. Like, so like, like, like I do— I should be pulling her out because it's just like, what are you doing? It's 3:30 in the morning. Let's go fucking home. Yeah, but like, she was having a good time where I'm like, I mean, I can't just like—

these guys, these guys that were around her, rate them. Were they, were they like handsome dudes or—

yeah, super handsome.

Oh.

They all had like Miami guys. Yeah, I know. I don't think they're from— I knew one from LA and the other guys seemed like Miami guys, but I don't know, Brazilian. Yeah, yeah, Brazilian guys with accents. So like, yeah, it was definitely like, okay, I get why Natalie wants to stay.

Also, our mutual friend had brought them to our table.

Yes, yes, they weren't random dudes.

Yeah, they weren't random.

No, no, we knew of who they were and our friend brought them over. But yeah, but it was definitely just dudes and Natalie. It wasn't like there was not any girls. There's nothing anyway.

But yeah, we went to space, which I don't know if you know anything about space.

Oh yeah, of course I know all about it.

It's like 24-hour party.

I don't, but that's hilarious.

It's a 24-hour party.

Yeah, it doesn't like—

you did go to space. Yeah, literally. You're lucky you came back to Earth.

People get to— the guy was telling me, because I was telling him, I'm like, I'm going to leave. Just Natalie's going to stay, whatever. Giving him the whole talk. Took care of her.

What?

You did not. Are you just trying to make yourself sound better right now?

No, I did. I did do that.

Really?

So I didn't say take care of her. I was just telling him I'm leaving. No, no, I'm sorry. Sorry. But he was like, you know, brother, you can just go. He's like, I love the accent already. He's like, you know, brother, I have a bunch of girls that they set their alarm for 6:00 AM and they're coming here in the morning. That's just how space works. So he's like, if you want to go nap for a little, and meet us at 6. We'll probably be here at space.

Oh my gosh, yes, I remember this.

And I was like, that is the fucking craziest thing ever. I'm not— I can't meet you and your girlfriends here at 6 in the morning for fucking breakfast. I thought that was crazy. I was like, I got to get out. So I got home, I ordered Taco Bell, and like, we have other crew of girls coming at 12:30 as well. You want for brunch? Once we get rid of this manly one that you brought us.

Um, but I remember, so sorry, we went to space for like a bunch, several hours and whatever, into the wee hours of the morning. And then we went back to their place with a bunch of people and like whatever. And I remember one of them texting like, the girls are texting us to go to Space. And I was like, the girls are texting you to go to Space? What does that even mean? They're like, oh yeah, we're meeting a group of friends like back at the club. They ended up like not going, whatever. But there was like a whole group of, there was a group of their friends that had bought a table for 6 AM to go to the club and like start the day. And wow, yeah, it was very intense.

No, it's pretty gross. And the tables are like $20,000, $30,000. Yeah, which is like no fucking joke. And then I was at the point in my, in my night where I was like going through my DMs but not really like entertaining things. Yeah, like I can't, like I can't have a girl over that late. I just can't do it because it just makes me— like the process of like hooking up with a girl and then like just having that burden on your head for the next week is just like, that's not my vibe. Like I want to like, I want to hook up with somebody that like I trust, like I'm fully invested in. Now I, I was going through my DMs and sometimes I swear to God I didn't go this slow on my DMs, But sometimes my DMs will be like reorganized just because like the Instagram is whatever. And there was somebody that, somebody that messaged me that said, want to hang out? And I like the message. And she, she, she responds the next day. She has, she's never, this girl has never DM'd. This is so embarrassing. I can't believe I'm even admitting this. She's never messaged me anything other than want to hang out.

Yeah.

And I've never messaged back. And I finally messaged, I finally liked her message of saying, want to hang out? She responds 6 years later, question mark. She messaged me July 22nd, 2019.

Oh wow.

She lives in Paris. Literally 6 years ago. Wow. Could you imagine? She was like, why the fuck is this guy liking this 6 years later? Yeah.

I was like, how did you find that message?

Yeah. I don't know how I found it. It must have been cuz there's no way I could possibly even scroll down to 6 years right now. That just doesn't make any sense.

Yeah.

So yeah, that was my Miami experience, but it was fun. Jay, I've been looking to find tickets to the new SZA concert. You know what I've been using that I found to be the best?

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Yes. Oh yeah, um, great.

At dinner, dude, this guy— I mean, this guy's— he came in with 3 security guards. Oh sure. And I'm not exaggerating, exactly the number 3. And they surrounded the dinner table and it looked like the president walked in. I'm not kidding. The best ChatGPT textbook type of security guards you could see. Like, these guys were scanning the room and, you know, I mean, massive.

They're like 7 feet, probably 300 pounds.

And Jake's already fucking massive. So to see these guys around him that are bigger than him was really confusing and really fucking, I must add, badass. It was really cool. Yeah, yeah. I was eating my steak and I couldn't— I couldn't even I swallowed because I was like, that is the coolest thing I've seen. No, but he was really sweet. We talked to him a little bit about moving to Puerto Rico.

And what did he say about that?

We're just saying you got to do it.

That he loves it.

Yeah, he loves it. But it makes more sense for him because he trains there and does the boxing thing.

Yeah.

His lifestyle is different.

If I pursued pickleball maybe more intensely, I would move to Puerto Rico. But I do have to be in LA. That'd be sick.

You go there for pickleball and Jake goes for heavyweight fighting.

Yeah.

How's your sport, man?

Yeah.

It's brutal, dude.

But it sounds like he's really in love, which is really sick.

And yeah, he's always so sweet to me.

Yeah, he's really, really, really kind.

This guy, and he's funny, and he's done so much.

Yeah, he was being like goofy. He was being really silly and really funny. It was, it was really nice.

Yeah, no, he really does. He really does like both sides of it really well. He really does like the 'I'm gonna make people angry,' and then like when you're in person, it's the best because you're just like, 'What?' You're always like surprised, like, 'Wait.' I was like, this isn't who I think Jake is. But no, he's a really, really nice guy.

Why would that guy say that about the threesome? What do you think he was saying? He was just fooling around?

I don't know.

I think— I don't know.

Can you just be deadass with me? Did you have the threesome?

Deadass, I did not have a threesome.

What did you do?

Even if she did, she's not gonna say it on the podcast.

First of all, I would never say it publicly.

It's your job to figure it out. To figure out, give me more details.

To do more sleuthing. Was it a threesome with another girl or another guy?

No, no, there was no threesome.

That's how I get her. It's that easy.

I'm like, oh my God, there was 4.

You fucking bitch.

Okay, so, but no, I just think that—

what did you do with him?

I'm not gonna elaborate on what— on anything touchy touchy touchy touchy.

You made out with him at least, I assume?

Yeah. And then you went into the threesome, and then we just immediately went to threesome.

Yeah, with his friend.

Well, this was—

this is what's really funny is because like That's cool when you make out with people, huh? Good for you.

What?

I'm proud of you.

Thank you.

I get so proud when you talk to guys. I, I also get kind of bummed because like you are just like my person to like lean on going out, so it really does suck like losing you. Yeah, but it is nice to see.

Yeah, maybe they had the threesome like right next to you while you were asleep and that's the threesome.

No, because I was— I also text Natalie like literally a jealous boyfriend the entire night and she doesn't respond. I'm like, where are you now? Because I have FOMO and I want her to at least tell me if it's fun.

Right.

But I'm like, if anybody else was reading these messages, they'd be like, this guy's a fucking freak. Did you get that feeling or are you just so drunk you're not even knowing what I'm texting you?

I didn't.

I feel like I text you every 30 minutes. Hello, is it fun? Exclamation point. Exclamation point.

I feel like I was texting you like, hey, just so you know, I'm still safe. Hey, still good, bro.

You texted me that at 9 AM.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Just so you know, I'm still safe.

And what if she says, oh my God, it's so much fun? Do you get out of your hotel room and go?

No.

If the house party was fun, I would have. Yeah, because I got like less— I just get so drunk and dizzy that I just don't know how to have like any kind of fun anymore. I don't know how people keep going continuously, but her location was showing that she was in the middle of the water. Oh yeah.

So that's why you thought I was on a boat?

Yeah. I was like, how's the boat? Which is funny because she could have been dead, thrown over a bridge. But my instinct was she's on a yacht.

She's—

this bitch is on a yacht. I'm so jealous. That's why I was texting. I was like, how's the boat? I was like, should I be going to this? Is this like fun?

That makes more sense.

But no, maybe the, I think the pinging was off and she's not on.

No, no, it was like on, it's like an island where all the homes are.

That's like a really crazy lie.

Doesn't that make you not like that person?

Well, obviously she's not pursuing her.

Now I sound like the jealous guy again. Obviously she'd never go back, right?

I'm like texting him.

We got a views question here. It says, you guys have been in the social media space for maybe 10 years now. What do you and David think about the current era of social media where streamers are the new meta and people want content that are even more intimate than vlogs, i.e., livestreaming. I've always said this, have I not always said this in meetings, that like that, that's the reason we came up with Dispo is because it always— I was like, the way that social media works is it's always trickling down into more and more intimate settings. Like you go from movies to, to YouTube, to Instagram, to vlogs, to Instagram stories, to like it's more and more intimate, intimate, intimate, intimate. And now livestreaming is like the rawest form of like of anybody, which is so crazy. I think it's sick. I think there's livestreamers that are fucking absolutely amazing. Like, I love Speed, I love Kai. And what's interesting, I was kind of comparing them to— they're almost what they feel like now is they kind of feel like the new late night television almost because they are like the best parts get clipped and like not everyone necessarily watches the actual livestream. Like, sure, a couple hundred thousand people will see the livestream, but millions will see the clips from like the best moment with Kevin Hart or the best moment with Jamie Foxx or whoever's on one of the streams. So I compare it to that. So yeah, I don't know. I could never do it. I watched— I've never watched actually one live. I just see a lot of like— like I know Speed in person. I've never met Kai, but I watched Kai's stream from the Oscars.

Yeah.

And dude, it takes a lot of fucking courage and balls to do what he does.

What did he do? Was he on the red carpet?

He's on the red carpet. And like, one, he's always on.

Yeah, right.

Because the stream's always on and it's just a lot of work. Like, you just have to— you have to, like, you're constantly finding bits. You're kind of nervous. Like, I mean, it's literally— it felt like a raw version of the vlog. So I got to hold my thought there. I'm sorry for the person who asked the question, but we have some L.A. royalty walking in right now. We have the biggest L.A. promoters that have just came in. Club promoters. Here to tell us about the notorious Malone who stole $250 million and partied for a year here in Los Angeles. $250 million and spent $200,000, $300,000 a day at the club. I'm changing their names for their privacy and for protection reasons. They are the top promoters, promoters in all of Los Angeles. Bobby and Rick. Wednesday, Thursday. Okay. So, okay, so, um, we're here to talk about this guy named Malone.

Okay, so Rick met him, or Rick number 2 met him, January 9th last year.

Yeah.

And he came from Canada with a group of kids. They all met on Minecraft online. So they would all play Minecraft together on the internet and then in Canada and then just they were like, let's go to LA and party. So they came here and then through like—

This is before or after they were rich?

They were already rich doing shit like in Canada, and then they got richer and richer as they were partying more and more.

Yeah. And at this point you still didn't know how he acquired the money.

Yeah.

No idea.

Okay.

So, but it's also like not even really your job. It's just like if you want to buy a table, you're buying a table.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What's a table cost at your place?

For him, no minimum. He's going to do, but usually like $2K, $3K.

And how much would he spend a night?

$500,000.

And how many nights a week was he spending $500,000?

Every night. 7 nights in a row.

But the club's not open 7 nights.

Yeah, it is.

For him?

No. Poppy Monday, Bootsy Tuesday.

Oh, so every club you work at.

Yeah. Warwick Wednesday, Poppy Thursday, Bootsy Friday, Keys Saturday.

He spent half a million dollars.

Not in a week, every day. Yeah, every night.

That's insane.

Okay, that's crazy. Do you get a percentage of that?

Yeah. And he'd bring bags of cash and he would come with a backpack with like hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, go to the kitchen and hand all the bottle girls stacks of cash and give me every bottle and send it to my table.

Okay, but I think the crazier part is that you're getting X amount of money of this every night. Or are you just living in like— I mean, this is the goldmine of people as a promoter, right?

Yeah. This is like the guy that you want. This is the best client ever in existence of LA history ever.

Um, but there's no— been nobody as good as him.

No one has ever done that in history. I don't think anywhere in life.

And so what are you thinking, like, the first night he comes in?

How— yeah, and how many months was this that this happened? Was it 9 months? Oh, what the fuck?

Yeah, dude.

Yeah.

Oh my—

now you live in Bel Air.

So this is 9 months. Tell me some of the things that he would spend money on, because you knew him way more than I did. I came in for like a week.

Yeah.

And I remember you told me once you're like, it's good that you're here because he gets excited and he spends more. Yeah. Thank you. That's why I want you here. I want my cut. No. Is that true? Explain that process. Yeah.

He used to watch your videos. So when you come, he wants to look cool and he'll just spend 60 racks on a show because you're there.

That's crazy.

That's awesome.

Yeah. I remember I looked at him once and I was like, can you order more bottles? And that's when he ordered like the 100 ace of spades. Bates bottles or whatever he did. And you guys wouldn't even give him the bottles?

He just wouldn't even take them. He'd just take them out of the kitchen. There's no room at the table because there's so much alcohol.

He never drank? No.

So after the club would close, we'd take all the bottles. They just packed them all up for us. We just take them to afters or whatever.

This is fucking insane.

Yeah, dude.

And then, and then was that— there was like, there was mentions of Birkins and Lamborghinis. Walk me through that.

Um, he bought the bottle girl a Lambo. Urus.

Okay, dude, you're—

you gotta—

you gotta— you're saying this so casually where it's like hard to believe. He bought the bottle girl a Urus? What do you mean?

A Lamborghini Urus.

I know what the car is. I'm just saying, how on earth did it get to there? Was—

he thought she was hot.

Like, I bought you the car, here's the pink, or was it parked outside the next day, or what was the vibe for that?

He would buy it, text her a photo of it, and say, I got you a gift.

And then where would it be parked for her? Or would she not even take it? Oh, this was the one that said— oh, was this the one that said she had a boyfriend?

No, that's a different one that he bought a Lamborghini for.

How many Lamborghinis is he gonna buy?

Yeah, he'd send me pictures of cars and be like, which one do you like? But I didn't take it.

Why not?

It was just too much. I also don't want to deal with another car and all that. I was like, just come to the club. And then he did on my birthday, which was the Keys opening, and he spent like $250 on one show.

And when you say show, that's girls come out with the sparklers.

Yeah. And the bottles.

But how much is a show?

Like, you can do a show for like $5K, but he just wants the entire kitchen inventory. What's really crazy is one time me and Rick were walking in Keys and we overhear the manager and he's like, hey, Malone's cap tonight is $300K. We don't have enough alcohol.

Shut the fuck up.

We look at each other like, dude, did you just hear that shit?

He's like, yeah, that's crazy. The kitchen had to cap him off.

He emptied every kitchen for all of H-wood clubs. Poppy, Bootsy, Keys, everything. They would get alcohol from the other clubs to bring to that club to sell it to him. He's buying so much shit.

How old was— how old is he?

He's 24.

Oh my Lord. Do you understand this? This is crazy.

Yeah.

And then there was a moment I came where he was handing out Birkins to girls.

Yeah.

That was like the hottest girls he found. He was just giving them Birkins.

Yeah. I was in the crowd too. People would like fight over them. It was crazy.

Oh, he'd throw them into the crowd?

Yeah, I know a promoter that grabbed one and he just left. He just went out, he just left his table. He's like, I'm done, I'm done with it, I gotta get—

he's like, why am I working here? I just got a Birkin.

He left. How much? Wait, really? One of the promoters?

Yeah, he wasn't even his promoter. He just like grabbed it from the crowd and then just dipped.

And you haven't seen him since?

No, actually we haven't.

Yeah, no, I think he quit.

Probably just quit.

How much is a Birkin?

40K, I think.

Yeah, 30, 40K.

Wow.

He had like 5.

And so the first time he comes in, the very first day, he's like, I want to spend $500,000. Do you have to go to your manager and be like, what do I do? Or do you just do it?

Yeah, it escalated. So it started off like 10K, 8K, it'd be like a light 30K on a Tuesday.

Yeah.

And it was like every night and it was exhausting. Um, and then after party and all that stuff and we'd do limos and everything for him. But as the time went by, like from January to August, around August is when he was doing a shit ton of spending, and that was when it was like $500K, $300K every night.

What's the most he spent in one night? $500K?

I think a million. Yeah, a million for sure.

A million?

Yeah.

What club was this at, Keys?

It was in Miami when he did a million.

Wow.

Did you guys go with him to Miami too?

No, he was, he was just doing too much around that time.

Like, oh my God.

Oh yeah, you have it all written down.

Okay, no, I have like one of the receipts. This is crazy. 25 bottles Don Julio. $1,600 each, $40,000. 30 Grey Goose bottles, $700 each, $21,000. 25 Grey Goose again, $17,000. 30 Ace of Spades, $45,000. This is one night. This is— this receipt is at 12:20 AM, so he even left early. 12:20 AM. So this— the total check for this was he spent $410,000. Entertainment fee was $61,000. And then included gratuity, 12%, was $49,000, and then tax on it was $48,000. This night he spent $569,000.

Oh my God, the tax and gratuity.

And he left at 12:20 AM. And guess for—

it's so odd too, guys. It's so odd because he's not like asking you to procure anything. He's not asking like anything crazy of you.

Yeah, yeah. They'd even want girls sometimes. They didn't want girls at the table. He was hanging out with his 10 homies and spend. They would kick girls off. On his phone, like sober while just chilling while all these signs are coming out and sparklers.

So, and then what happened, what ended up people finding out was that he basically committed the biggest heist of all time. Yeah. And how much did he steal with his friends?

Like $250 million and filmed it.

$250 million. And what do you mean filmed it? How did he get caught? What was the whole thing?

He filmed it.

This all happened like 5, 4 months ago.

August. Yeah. Or September is when he got caught.

Okay. He filmed it all where?

He filmed it like you can screen record your computer. So he screen recorded his computer and did it with his friends.

He was like doing like a Twitch stream or something.

Yeah.

What was it, a wallet heist or something? A crypto wallet?

Yeah. And he filmed his reaction when— as he received the $250 million.

And that's what got him caught, which someone snitched, I guess.

Explain it to me in layman's terms. So he goes in and he hacks someone's wallet, basically. Yeah.

Okay. Do they know who the guy was that he took it from?

I think it's somewhere on the net, but I forgot his name.

Damn. So this guy must have been pretty happy to get $250 million back.

Yeah, he was freaking out in the video.

Was it a slow over time he stole this money or all one big hit?

No, I think it was one big hit.

We didn't know if his dad was a billionaire or what the deal was. Right. But it makes sense that in August, when he got the huge hit, is when he was spending the $500 a night because you saw the receipts of $17K, $30K.

But in August is when it was like In August was when the heist happened.

Yeah, yeah, he was spending a lot before, but it wasn't anything like— he wasn't doing $100K per night. Yeah, he's doing like $20K here, $30K here. But then I guess when he procured that money is when he just started going crazy, buying cars, like flying to Miami, spending like a mil there. We weren't with him in Miami, but like other people.

Were you pissed when he left to Miami? Were you like, where's our guy going?

No, we were—

I would be like a jealous fucking boyfriend. I'd be like, do not go to Miami.

It's weird, like the promoter-client relationship is literally like a girlfriend-boyfriend It was just too much, dude. And he was like yelling at girls, like yelling at all the bottle girls, ordering like, go get me chips right now, I want chips. Like just being— it was too much. It was every night and we made enough money. We're like, dude, I'm over this guy. And he was playing like the ratchetest music every night. Oh, he hated the music.

He controlled the music.

Yeah, he controlled the music. And it was every 2 seconds. Like he would send you Spotify songs. This song next. This song next. I want more bottles. This song next.

Okay, so—

oh no, I put my buddy on SoundCloud.

So when he was in the club It was his club.

Yeah.

Yeah. So he could change the music, whatever he wanted. Yeah. And with the DJ, was the DJ like, okay, with everything he would say?

The DJ handed him $10,000 cash, like, and the other guy— there's multiple DJs— give them all $10,000.

Man, he lived all of life in a year.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess the partying aspect of it.

Yeah. And he could have totally dipped, like he could have just traveled the world and shit.

Did you ever ask him that? Like, why are you fucking here? Like, why do you have $200,000? Why do you have access to $200,000? I mean, you didn't know how much money he had access to, but like, yeah. Why are you that rich and why are you staying in LA?

That's a really good question.

Because let's be honest, this is another question I have for you. LA nightlife, it's not the greatest. Yeah, I mean, I hate saying it. No, I know, for you guys, but like, you— do you guys know how much LA nightlife has changed? Like, are you guys aware of it?

Yeah.

What are your complaints with it? Um, because Jason was asking me, obviously Jason doesn't go out, he's a little older than us, but Jason's like, is LA nightlife still the same, still fun? Like, I, I don't I don't know where to go anymore. Like when I, when I go out, not that like before there was like anything that was like really popping off, but like, I don't know, it's, it's a lot different than it was like 7 years ago when I feel like, yeah, the crowd has changed.

The crowd isn't like good. And the people— because I think all the good people got older and got over and everyone's kind of scared to go out.

I feel like just because like everyone has a TikTok, everyone's being filmed all the time.

Yeah.

So there's no privacy when it comes to that. And like, I don't know what's like the best club right now in LA. Probably Keys. Keys.

Yeah.

And then what about when, um, what's that new one that's opening? Zoo.

Zoo.

Yeah, Zoo could be crazy when that opens.

I think in March. Yeah, that's going to be really fun. But you're not going to have Malone. There's other guys. Are there? Yeah. Wow.

Who's your next biggest? What was the, the most someone's dropped besides Malone?

Mr. Chi was spending like $100K.

Who's Mr. Chi?

He's like a dentist for football players or something.

It was this Asian guy. He would roll through with like 6 or 7 guys and he would spend like $100K every single night at every different club. And then he would give everyone like ace of spades, like the whole club. It was like Malone before Malone, but he was only— he only did it for like 3 days.

But oh, just for 3 days. So no one's ever going to beat the Malone that you just had recently.

No. And there's like been other billionaires that come in and they'll do like $200K, $300K, but no one's ever done a mil in a night or $300K or $500K ever.

Wow. So do you think— is there going to be a documentary on this kid?

There's so many YouTube videos already. A ton.

Yeah, but I feel like Netflix is going to dive into this now. This was like a pretty big deal.

Yeah.

And I think you guys are even underselling how much of a big deal it is, maybe because you guys were in it. But I feel like it's like, like now I see it online and I'm like, oh, this is like bigger than just like LA. This is like everyone's learning about this kid.

Yeah, it was crazy to us. I feel like we've just lived it for so long where we kind of lose sight that that shit's crazy. Because it just becomes normal when you do it every day.

Yeah, he's like the— he's like the new young Robin Hood, Jordan Belfort type of guy. It's like, sure, I'm super wealthy.

Like, it is Wolf of Wall Street, 100%.

Is it a lot of crypto money that comes to the club now?

All of it.

All of it.

Yeah.

Wow.

My favorite sign I've seen at a club is, I was rich before crypto or rich, rich before BTC. I mean, it's just like that's everybody's money now is crypto.

What's funny is like in that community of the Minecraft people that all know each other online, they like, there's like been other guys that come in and they ask, I want Malone's table, I want Malone's signs, I want Malone's bottles. They want to be Malone and they like do the same shit he does with their friend group and ask for music. Anything that he did, they want and they ask us. Wow.

But they can only do it for like a night.

What's David like when he comes to the club?

Nice. Shy. Shy for sure. Yeah. Oh yeah.

What does he say?

Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Tell me more. Cause I guess I don't really know how I am when I'm at the club.

You know, we'd like swarm that shit with like 800 girls and they'll just all attack David.

Right.

What?

This is— you're hyping me up.

What do you mean swarm it? You send them over?

Yeah. We'll pack it out. And it's all the entire club is girls.

David, did you think it was you?

Yeah. No idea. And he'll get—

he'll get stopped.

This is my life, dude. Welcome to it.

It's hilarious. It's fucking awesome.

Who's better at going out, me or Natalie? I feel like Natalie's the one that kind of talks more.

Natalie can hold her own.

Yeah, dude, Natalie gets lit with us.

Natalie's got her own legendary stories.

You should have heard about Eleven this week.

Yeah, Natalie. Yeah, we just got back from Miami. Natalie got home at noon. Natalie's the best drinker out of all my friends. And I always say this, like, people don't understand how good she is at going out until they go out with her. Let me ask it this way. So what is it like being a promoter in LA? Right. I feel like there's levels to it. How much money are you earning? What is it?

It's a lot of phone.

It's a lot of phone. Is it a lot of fun or is it just— it's all work?

It feels like work.

Going out feels like work. Like, you know, I don't go out to have fun. Like, it's hard for me to go out and be like, oh, this is— I'm having a great time.

Are you drinking?

Yeah. Yeah.

That's not work.

You have to.

If you're sober there, you just like, I hate beat this place.

But you're still responding to texts while you're— while you're getting fucked up?

Yeah.

And then what's like an average promoter making a year, and what's a good one, and what's like the best making? Um, Malone aside, because that, that's definitely like an outlier, but like how does that work? Like a regular one in LA? Shit.

Yeah, they're making like $5K a month or something.

Yeah.

Oh, that's like a regular one? That's like a not good promoter's making $5K? That's kind of a lot for going out.

Maybe like $4K. Like it just varies. Like it depends on like like you're flat and like where you're gonna work, but like who you are, who you are.

And like other venues argue, like, so we've gotten an offer from every venue in LA, like, like fighting for us, but we stay like loyal to H-wood and stuff.

You're loyal to H-wood?

Yeah, because it's like family and they brought us up.

So, but your job is to get people in the door, but also your job is to get a high roller in there. Yeah, yeah, too, right?

To do both.

Yeah.

And so I guess some of those influencers could be high rollers, right?

Yeah.

And what about guys?

No.

You're saying no.

Influencers don't spend any money ever in the history of anything.

Not true.

No.

Yeah, that's true. Um, so that's really funny.

When we were—

sorry, guys.

You're good.

You're good.

You're free advertising for us.

Other people, not so much.

The lesser ones are like, eh.

We're like 20 guys deep and like expect like everything comped.

Okay, I won't come by.

You can come with me, I guess, Chase.

Yeah, I'll come with Chase.

Um, yeah, so I was trying to get in a party once and the door guy wasn't letting me in. And then he was like, can you bring people here? If you fill the space, I'll let you in. I was like, let's just blast this. Who is this fucking guy? I want to show him wrong. And then shit ton of people mobbed the gate. Oh wow. And he was like, who are you? I'm like, this guy that likes to party and in these chats with TikTokers. He's like, you want to work at the club? I'll pay you. I was like, okay. And then we just did it once and wow.

So that's how it happened. Yeah. Just from a guy who wouldn't let you in.

Yeah.

Well, you did really prove him wrong, and now this is your job full-time.

Yeah, we go out all the time with different—

that I assume you make over 6 figures a year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Even without Malone.

Yeah, yeah, we do miss him.

It is, it is nice, like the, you know, the jets and the VIP and all that. You just get like— yeah, you can't go back to normal life.

Wow. So what's the biggest downside of being a promoter?

The responding, the phone time all the time. You can't have fun. You'll have like a good group with you and you want to hang out with them and have fun, but you're too busy worried about the other group.

What time do you go to sleep?

7 AM every night.

Yeah.

Wow. What time do you wake up?

6 PM.

Wow. Fuck that. Yeah, dude.

Damn.

So we got you early in the morning.

Yeah, because we did a day party yesterday. It was at this billionaire's house and he covered everything. Uh, we had a monkey there, open bar.

Oh, that's nice.

It's awesome.

$500,000.

Monkey's the new Malone. We don't know where he got it from, but we're not asking him.

You see the monkey on the news tomorrow? In handcuffs?

What's funny is like, actual rich guys have questions about him and are curious about it. Like, that billionaire always asks me like, who is that guy? Why is he— huh?

I mean, yeah, I totally see why. I mean, that is like, it's out of a movie, dude. Even, even when I first came in, I just couldn't believe it because he looks like a movie character.

Little nerdy kid.

Yeah, nerdy kid with his, like, shades on in the club and just got his, like, like, nice, like, expensive duffel bag or whatever he's wearing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Nice Gucci shoes.

Yeah.

I had one just like him the other day. Nerdy little, like, crypto kid.

It's the best thing to see at a club. It's amazing. How does it work? Like, when you're a promoter in L.A., like, how many girls can you contact at a given moment?

But I can say my name now, right? Because it's not crypto.

But it's still going to be on the same episode.

No, it's still the same episode.

Oh, that's fine. That's really funny.

Because we keep that in.

That's funny. Okay, we'll stick it out then.

It's still you, but you haven't— No, it's a great look, but we can't say your name if we hid your name.

Yeah, let's not. Yeah, okay, let's see.

Good call, Dave.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah. No free marketing. So I guess you could say, since— how many people you have on your close friends?

6,500.

And mostly girls?

Yeah.

So you have 6,500 people on your close friends, and how many of those are girls?

6,648. And there's probably like 10 rich guys on there, and like some—

and the rest are all girls?

Yeah.

So when you post on your— you post on your close friends to 6,000 people? Yeah, it's just crazy. Like Does your close friends get more views than your actual stories?

Yeah, it gets a lot. Because they all want to like share it, but it doesn't allow them. I don't want them to share it to dudes.

Dude, this is crazy. And then when you— so how often do you post on the close friends?

Whenever we're doing like a private event. Like yesterday for our Super Bowl party, we both posted on our close friends.

We don't post ever unless we're throwing our own party.

And how many people showed up to the Super Bowl party?

We had 1,100 rejected. And then we approved like 400 of the best people.

Oh my fuck. And then how do you get new people?

Just, dude, it just travels. Like, it just, like, they send it to their friends and all their friends start following you. Like, we gained a shit ton of followers just from this party of like random girls trying to come.

This is crazy.

OC or whatever. It just explodes.

I mean, so do you not run into the problem? Like, you just showed me a picture of this party that you guys had yesterday and like I mean, people are going to believe me when I say it, but it was— it looked like you were just at a sorority house. Yeah, it was just all girls. Do we talk about this a little bit? But do girls ever complain that there's not enough guys or girls just like hanging out with girls? I know that, but like, are they ever like, where are the guys?

Yeah. So that's happened before. And what we do is because the client doesn't want like more guys, even though we want to bring more guys.

Yeah.

So what we do is we do a lot of entertainment. So we'll have like a comedian, he'll pay for it. We'll have like a—

Or like a monkey.

A monkey.

Okay.

We did a lion before.

Yeah.

Okay.

So this is a kangaroo.

That's amazing.

An owl. Okay.

So we can't do more guys, but we brought the zoo.

Yeah.

Like we did like puppy petting.

He'd be like, yeah.

Like, oh my God.

No guys, but anything else you want, I'll do it. I'll pay for it. Okay. I was gonna do a hot air balloon.

Whole new world. Yeah. 6,000 people on your close friends. Yeah. Oh my God.

Yeah.

Do you realize how crazy that is?

What's so special about Keys? What makes it different? What's—

it's, it's new.

LA, everyone just likes new, and it just feels like a club.

It's like the first thing that feels like a proper, like, Vegas type of vibe.

It's like a Vegas vibe.

We're all getting older.

I know, but it's 28 too old to be in an LA club now? Be honest, be honest, be honest.

Not at all.

Be honest.

No, you sure? I'm 27 and I think that too, but that's your job.

But like, I feel like now when I go to clubs, I'm like, why do I feel so old?

Dude, I mean, there's like huge celebrities that are way older that always come out.

That's different though. I know who you're talking about.

There's other ones too.

Why is it different?

Well, because it's just like, that's, that's those guys. Like, I know when you're like 50 and you're like—

but it's like you're single, you're young, you know, what else are you gonna do?

Because when I'm 50, I'm gonna be going to the club. But I feel like I'm in this awkward stage right now where it's like it's time to take a break for at least the next 20 years. Oh yeah, but I still, I still try to do my best and go out. I don't know. I also like, I don't know. I don't know. I want to go to a club and I want to like, like, I, I don't know. Okay, every time we come to Keys, I'm like asking Aaron, like, are you sure we can come? Like, I, I only want to be there for like 10-15 minutes and I don't want to waste people's time. And I want to make sure, like, like, that's why I liked when you told me that thing about Malone, that he spends more when I was there. I was like, I'm happy to be here now. As long as like, as long as like people are making money and like I'm contributing to this in like a positive way, then I'm fucking— I'll be there, whatever. I'll be there for my 20, 30 minutes all night. But like, I don't like being there when I'm like taking up a spot. Is like that, that, that's—

But you're not. It's a good thing.

Okay.

All right.

And it's a good thing for the girls. It's like a good look.

Okay, cool.

They get happy.

Okay.

So you get really happy.

As long as I'm— as long as I'm contributing. You are.

I don't think you know that you are.

No, I didn't know. But the Malone thing, the Malone thing was more like an easy way for me to assess, okay, there is like money being like funneled here. But yeah. Okay, now I know the girls are why clients go and—

right. You makes them happy.

Okay, so it's like a—

it's like a whole cycle.

Yeah.

Okay. Okay. So you are contributing. No idea. It's such an important part of your opinion of yourself, my guy. Well, now I will be going to the club every Saturday.

Labor holiday Saturday.

See you guys at Key Saturday.

David DJ this weekend.

Oh, you DJ now?

No, I really tried. Natalie bought me like a little turntable thing and I wanted to do it. I just like, You took a lesson. I took a DJ lesson. I really want to do it.

It's harder than it looks.

Yeah, I just have no, like, sense of rhythm and like, I don't know, but I'm really good at like thinking I know what the next song is for the vibe. Like, yeah, that's what I want to do. Like, I would— I want to be the guy that stands next to the DJ and whispers in his ear what to play next.

DJ Whisper.

That's us. Malone's DJ Whisper.

Yeah, that's pretty good.

You could easily do that. All you got to do is find somebody, find somebody else, and you guys pair up.

I love that name.

Yeah.

And just— and then people get excited when I'm whispering in the ear because they're like, fuck, he's loading up the next one. You know, he's doing his thing.

There's a David Dobrik vlog music playlist on Spotify, and I use that when you come.

Oh, really?

I tell them.

Oh, hell yeah. That's really sweet. Thanks. Yeah, I do like those songs. But hey, man, that's my— that's my job. Don't be stealing DJ Whisper's gig.

I do when you're there, like the parties we throw. I'd send it to you.

Only when I'm there.

Yeah.

Damn. All right, that's it. Thanks, guys.

Cool.

That was really great. Oh, do you want to— do you want to shout out like some specific nights or anything?

Shout out to Lila Sunday.

Delilah Sunday. Sunday.

Okay, guys, night.

Okay, I'm coming. I better get in. Please, if you're good looking, come to Delilah Sundays. Only good looking people, please.

And, uh, we have a restaurant, DeeDee, next to Poppy. And, uh, we do 30-person dinner every week and comp everything.

Damn, they're gonna say 30% off.

Dinner with 30 girls.

Okay, I'll be there. Yeah, I'll be at DeeDee's. Okay, so check those places out in LA if you're visiting. Go to Delilah Sundays, uh, fuck, Keys Saturdays. I'm trying to keep up with everything. And DeeDee's every day, I guess.

DeeDee's Wednesday.

DeeDee Wednesday.

Cool. Not to be mistaken with Diddy's Wednesday.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't go there. Oh my God, dude, last week we sent out like One of our promoters sent out a text blast and it said, and there's a fashion brand, it's called Hot Model Sex. And he sent out hot model sex party at Diddy's.

And people were confused.

Yeah. They're like, uh, sex party at Diddy's house?

Oh shit. So it's not Diddy's.

Not Diddy's.

Really bad marketing, yeah.

Alright guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you to our special guest who will remain anonymous. Um, thank you to Natalie. Thank you to Jason Nash, the best Fuse podcast co-host that we could find in the meantime.

Thank you.

Um, let me know when the replacement's hired.

We'll see if he's here next week. Tune in to see if he's here next week.

Yeah, thank you, Geek.

And thank you, Seek Geek. See you guys soon. Bye-bye.