She Got Engaged

What's up guys, welcome back to Views. Thank you for having us be a part of your life, be in your car, be at home, the office.

Yeah, just when you're taking a shower.

What do you think that the— what do you think the strangest place we've been listened to?

Oh, probably like, you know, someone who was being, um, held captive.

That's exactly what I was gonna say. Really? Well, first of all, I've watched like Obviously I've watched, you know, porn.

You have?

Yeah, he Probably puts on Jack Harlow, not The Views podcast.

But that is what I was gonna say, is like, it's like a LiveLeak video or like one of those scary things.

Yeah.

You think definitely like you've had like rap music playing probably in the background, but I don't think we've ever had a Views podcast.

That would be pretty crazy if somebody was just getting horned up to this.

No, I said LiveLeak.

Oh, what's that?

Wait, what?

I thought you meant like a live porn or something.

Yeah, LiveLeak, like porn, like, you know, when the person leaks.

That's like those very scary videos like on the dark web that like, That, like, of someone getting killed or, like, someone being tortured. What Jason said. Torture.

I'm not familiar with that side of the internet.

They're the worst.

They're holding someone captive, and that's, like, the one good thing they get. They get to listen to us.

I've actually gotten— isn't that kind of crazy?

That's what—

dude, that's what I hate. I hate the idea that, like, someone somewhere out there right now is getting tortured.

I don't like this.

It makes me sad.

I'm sorry.

It just makes me sick.

That's awful. Oh, I know.

Why did you laugh like that?

Because you're just so weird. Your mind is so dark.

But, like, that's where you went. You were like, I have somebody in my basement right now.

You know, when you laugh at something dark like that, that's a sign of intelligence.

That sounds like something a real pervert would say, dude. No, you are fully— you fully have someone captive right now.

The perverts, that's us. That's our crew.

Don't enable them.

Am I allowed to call people the perverts? Because they've been writing back.

No, no, no, no. I've been literally trying to fucking ignore this subject. Don't call our listeners the perverts. Anyway, so yeah.

Speaking of perverts.

Wait, wait, no, no, I'm not there yet.

Oh shit.

Is this about me? Different Leah. No, no, no. Let's talk about this for a second. The views playing in different places. The only time I found my video or something from me in a weird place was there was some kid was getting a DUI and like, oh my gosh, I remember this video. No, no, no, no, no. He was getting a DUI. I was like one of those funny DUIs. DUIs aren't funny, but it went viral on TikTok because he was really drunk.

Okay.

And he's wearing a clickbait hoodie, like the classic red clickbait hoodie.

So crazy.

One of the comments was like, of course he's a David Dobrik fan.

Like, where was he that he was getting so wasted that he was also wearing the clickbait hoodie? Like, where was that the appropriate attire?

I don't know.

I mean, I wear mine everywhere, so.

I do see that hoodie out quite a bit.

Sure.

It's funny. But like, actually, that's not true. I've only seen it probably like 30 times in my entire life. Like randomly, randomly, I've only seen it 30 times. But yeah, that is a pretty crazy place to find. Have you ever found anything like that, Jay? Anybody wearing— what was your gang called? Did you have like a low gang or anything?

Yeah, Nash Nation.

Nash Nation?

Oh, does anybody wearing Nash Nation merch?

Uh, I've only seen maybe one person in public with a Nash Nation.

Really?

Yeah.

What age were they?

Um, they were 80.

They were 80? Yeah. That is— 80 years old. Nash Nation is really strong in that group.

Holding it down for the elderly.

Congrats on your new video. I hope people go and watch it.

Thank you so much. Posted a new video packed with lots of stuff. Packed with a lot of stuff. I feel really bad. I skipped last week and I kind of just didn't say anything about it. I was just like, I'm just not even going to say that I missed a week. No one will fucking know. The internet's moving so fast. Who fucking cares when I post? Which is a bad mindset for me to have.

Yeah.

Because like, that's one step away from I'll post in 5 months, which I honestly I do like posting every 2 weeks. Yeah, but there's something so cool about posting like once every 3 months. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's just like so much more fun. You can like gather stuff. There's no like the rhythm of a video you can put together is like everything that you've ever wanted. Like, I remember when we put together that, like the video where we like all got into— where I got into shape, like we were just putting the best bits in there. And like, even if it was like one of my favorite bits ever, it would only be in there for 3 seconds. And that felt good. I felt like what a video should be. My standards have just gotten so high for what a good video is that like it would be nice if I had 5 months to work on one. But Natalie says that's not the way to do it.

Why not? Why can't we do it? You do it that way. 4 videos a year.

We could do it that way. It's just I don't know if like, I don't know if like the return on— I mean, this is maybe not the best way to think about something creative, but like, I feel like the return on the investment is not—

that's part of it. You have to think about the return as high.

Like you can only do You can only put so much into one video.

These videos are expensive.

And when David's talking about doing the most, you know, his favorite things ever, it's like everything costs so much fucking money.

Like this last video was like the sled hill was like, so if you watch the video, the Sikhi Creed is partnered with your gun.

Yeah.

But really it's partnered to the sled hill 'cause the sled hill was the price of a new car, if not more. The sled hill is very expensive to put together. And with the sled hill, Which is crazy. So we built a sled hill in my backyard, if you haven't seen the video, with real snow, blah, blah, blah. Um, really, really fun. And it comes from my balcony onto the pickleball court. There's Christmas trees all over the place. There's snow falling from the sky. It's really, really good vibe. It's really fun. And it was genuinely like everyone had a blast. And it was really unfortunate because this is for some reason the busiest week we've ever had here at the house, like of all time.

Yeah.

And let me just read you like the schedule we had. And we had to, we had to, we only had like an hour and a half with the sledding hill. Yeah. Because we had to strike it because the next day the house was being transformed into something else.

Right.

We were doing like a, a deal with another company and they wanted to transform the, the pickleball court into an ice rink. Uh-huh. So we had to take down the sled hill just so they could do the ice rink. And then that company had to strike down the next day because today as of we're recording this podcast, we're doing a SpongeBob stream.

Would you have gone out if it was was there an extra day, would you have gone out the next night and done a little more?

For sure.

It was so fun.

And especially because I texted Shaun White and I was like, Shaun, are you in town? He's like, I just landed in LA, but I have the flu. He got sick or something. And he's like, I probably will be better in like a day or two. And I was like, fuck. And I tried everything. I was like, Shaun White sledding or Shaun White snowboarding in my backyard? Like, I don't even care if it's for the video. Like, if I can just snap like a Polaroid or a picture of him or like professional photo of him, I would hang it up in my house as an art piece. Like, that's so cool. Shaun White in my backyard hitting the slopes. Like, I don't know. So that's what I'm like bummed out and missed out on the most, that we had to strike it down. And the, the snow wasn't melting.

Yeah.

Like, it's actually kind of surprising, like, how long the snow was like staying put for.

It's been 80 degrees all week too, which is kind of crazy.

Yeah. So I do recommend— a lot of people have been hitting me up. Saying that they want to do it. I want to charge admission to the Snow Hill because I'm saying we live in LA. I feel like I can make my money back by charging $1,000 a head. Like, a lot of people with families have hit me up like, hey, can I bring my kids? And I'm like, well, it's already gone because we only had an hour with it. But like, other than that, I think it's like a pretty brilliant idea. This was the schedule for the last week for filming this vlog, which is a lot. It started on Friday. It was fly to Miami, hotel check-in 11 PM, Yeah. Then Saturday, 11, private flight to Vegas, which turned out to be private flight to Orlando from Miami, and then from Orlando flying to North Carolina, and then from North Carolina finally to Vegas. Then we got to Vegas, we did some gambling with Steve, and then we went to go see the Chainsmokers at the Wynn. We shot something with them that didn't make it in this vlog. And then we took the flight with the Chainsmokers at 5 AM back home. We got home at 6. We slept from 6 to noon. This is now Sunday. Then we have the Susie proposal. Then right after the proposal, we had the engagement dinner. And then right after the engagement dinner, we had to leave early because the sledding hill was ready. So we started filming the sledding hill. Susie and the Antonias came like 40 minutes later. I shouldn't say Antonias anymore because, uh, it's not gonna be her last name. She is officially married, um, which is engaged. I keep saying married, I'm a fucking idiot. And then the next day we woke up, we filmed the next thing with this company. It was an all-day shoot from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Now we're on Monday and then Tuesday.

I love that it says Tuesday post-vlog.

Post-vlog question mark. Tuesday was our editing day.

Big question mark.

And then Wednesday was, which is today, is the next event that we had.

And now today's Thursday.

Oh yeah, yeah, whatever. And now we're at the event. But it was like, it was like jam-packed. How do you feel like that?

How do you feel? Are you exhausted?

No, not really.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, I think I got COVID like a month and a half ago.

Yeah.

So I'm like immune to December. Remember when I was raving about antibiotics? Yeah. I was like, you shouldn't be. Yeah. I think when that happened, I had my worst sickness and I got it out of the way for the— for December. And like, because I was on this— I was, I was hanging out with a bunch of people and all of them were like, we're fucking on our deathbeds. And that was like 5 days ago. And I'm not feeling anything. And I've been running around like a madman. So I'm like, I must be like, I must have really gotten at the beginning of this thing, and I feel really good.

Susie's engagement was nice. We should say congratulations.

Yeah, congrats to Susie. She turned 30 years old and got engaged.

Crazy.

It's a big deal.

Huge.

It's crazy to see somebody get engaged.

It's crazy to see someone in love.

Really? You don't like— you don't feel like you have like love towards me? That's enough?

Um, no, I mean, I do for sure.

That doesn't fuel you enough?

Honestly, I'm kind of 50/50 on it.

You don't feel a little greedy that you have all this love coming from me? I treat you with such respect. Oh, from you.

I have love for you.

Oh, both.

Both.

Both.

The love does not get returned.

I saw her in your bed today.

Oh my God, I looked like I was dying.

And it was like, Joe, it was Dave in the middle, Nat on the right, Joe on the left, and then Faris on Nat's right. So it's the four of them. And I didn't even see Natalie was there. She just looked dead inside. She was in the covers, just her head poking out.

Natalie can't function. Like, she's not a good editor.

Yeah, I'm not a good editor. Well, one, it's hard for me to be like stimulated in those moments because like I'm tucked in the covers just laying. You're doing like all the, you know, the manual labor.

But yeah, like when I say we're editing, it's like, it's like 2 or 3 days of just in that bed. Yeah, it's in the bed and it's, but it's like observing. It's not like observing, right?

Like no one's actually editing other than David.

No one's—

yeah, and that's Fingers aren't hitting the keyboard.

And that's my problem is it used to be I used to edit by completely by myself. Like, I don't need opinions because I was doing 3 a week.

Right.

Right. And I'd ask maybe you— I'd ask you for an opinion. I'd ask Zane, but like, I'd come to you guys in your room. Sure. It wouldn't be like, sit next to me.

Yeah.

And then Natalie started working for me. And then a couple of months in, it became a thing where Natalie, like, was sitting next to me while I edit. And I think I got, like, really used to, like, having someone there to, like, bounce off of.

Yeah.

That, like, that just became, like, a constant. Right. And then it grew to having another person next to me. And then now there's— I need 3. And like, now when one person's missing, I'm like, the only person that knows if this would work right now would be Natalie or would be Joe or would be Ferris. Like, whoever isn't in the room, I blame that. Like, they have the answer to this.

Have you always been codependent like that?

Um, I think so.

Yeah. I said no. Like, I'm only codependent because I can be, right? Like, I don't think I'm codependent because I need to be, right? Like, I'm very lucky that I've set up my life in a codependent way, but like, I did I started, like, I moved to LA completely independently. Like, there was, you know what I mean? So like, I don't—

Did you spend a lot of time by yourself when you moved to LA? No, no, you were always with people.

No, no, no. Does that make me codependent?

Does that make you—

Yo, my ball has like a real pain right now, like a sharp pain.

All right, let's— Oh yeah, some things we can keep to ourselves.

Like, yeah, like there's a sharp pain going down my testicle right now.

Really?

Yeah, I don't—

Oh my God, you sitting on it?

I think— I don't know what happened.

I might be getting older, they might be descending.

I think I just— Is that what's happening? I feel heavier.

Careful, brother.

Wait, You're about to literally press on the entire audio board.

I genuinely don't know what's going on. I mean, it's happening right now as we speak.

You want me to check it out?

I think it's because you just mush it a little, rub it around or something.

Man, you have no idea what it's like to have balls. It's crazy. Yeah, it's weird.

I just had an eclair and I think maybe I'm allergic to the eclair.

Maybe.

Should I not be having things that are shaped like penises? Are my testicles getting mad that there's things like penises going in my mouth?

Yeah, you're You're so straight.

That was a rush. You ever get that now with your balls? What do you think is more difficult, getting kicked in the nuts or childbirth?

Ooh.

Um, I mean, that's a joke. I obviously know childbirth is more, but the way you reacted makes me think that—

well, I guess we'll never know.

Well, I don't know about— I haven't experienced childbirth. Obviously I know that it's extremely painful.

Childbirth's longer pain.

I can't imagine.

I can't imagine. I've had two girlfriends this month, my like childhood friends, that have given birth.

No, no, no. Natalie's girlfriend, that's like, what is she, 4 foot 11?

She's like literally 92 pounds.

Like, how can that person even deliver a baby? Like, that doesn't even make any sense.

I have no idea how that works.

Like, that's the baby's head is probably as big as her head, especially if it's like an upside down human coming out of her. Like, how is that? How is that possible at all? It makes no sense.

And I've learned so much about like just pregnancy in general, you know, because now my friends are going through it. It's so crazy, like the things that happen to your body that like I would have no idea. I mean, I guess I would ask my mom obviously when it came to that point, but there's so much shit that happens that you go through and like you just have to deal with when you're pregnant or after birth, pre-birth. It's just like, it's—

Do you want your husband in the room with you?

Like right now, as I think about it, I'm like, no, but I don't know who my husband's gonna be. I don't know what our relationship is like.

Okay.

Also, if he really wants to be there, I'm not going to be like, would you want your husband to help pull it out?

Because I feel like some people are like, no, no, No, no.

But like maybe holding my hand and telling me it's going to be okay.

Is it true that you like when you, when you give birth, you're also pooping yourself at the same time?

Sometimes you do. Yeah. Sometimes it tears to your asshole.

Oh, I heard that too. The vaginal area will tear to the asshole area.

I mean, it usually does.

The worst doctor. So your vagina just connected to your asshole.

All good. We're going to sew you right up.

That's crazy. Wait, so that could happen?

Yeah, I mean, anything can happen. It's fucking crazy. One of my girlfriends had a C-section where they have to like literally cut you open.

I think my mom did that.

Really?

Yeah, with one of the kids, two of them, three of them.

Damn, crazy, crazy, crazy.

That feels like so normal, a C-section. I know that that's like, like a more risky procedure, right? I don't know if it's risky, but like I would opt, I would opt into that every time. What's the negative?

You have a huge scar across your entire stomach.

Really?

Yeah, you should get pregnant.

It's 2025. You don't think they can like figure it out?

No, babe, they're cutting you open and they're sewing.

They're cutting your stomach open?

Yes, they are slicing.

Shut the fuck up. I thought they cut into your vagina or like—

No, brother, the baby can't come out of the vaginas. Like they're having problems coming out of the vageej. They got to cut your stomach open and go—

This is actually making the pain go from my balls to my asshole.

I'm like, I'm getting nauseous. Let's change topics.

You should get pregnant because then—

For the pod?

You could do, you could do whatever you wanted. You wouldn't have to go anywhere.

Oh, I know. I can't wait to die. I can't wait.

They wouldn't be able to say anything.

Oh, it's actually kind of nice because I would honestly use that as an excuse. I'd be like, no, we're pregnant.

We're pregnant.

You would do that?

Yeah.

If people like ask me to do something, I'd be like, I can't. That's, uh, that's for 9 months. We're just, we are with it.

You're not the dad.

We're on the beach.

It doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

I am, I'm like, he's a voluntary dad.

I'm one with that. 9 months and then she has to get married or she has to take care of the kids. I Bringing up marriage as like everything. My vocabulary is like fully fucking stupid. Anyway.

Oh, that video on your close friends was so good last night.

What was it?

With John?

John's DoorDash delivery.

Oh, it was so funny. Yeah, yeah. Our house is transformed into the Bikini Bottom, so the outside of the house is just a pineapple like SpongeBob's house would be. And he ordered Instacart, and the Instacart driver like sent a picture obviously of dropping the food off at the door, but it's just in front of this big pineapple. You can't even see our house. It's just a pineapple. It's really funny. John made a funny video, but John's been talking about that video. He has all day. Have you heard him? Oh yeah, yeah, he like, he's going up to people like, did you see my video? Granted, it's probably the funniest video that John's ever shot. Yes guys, we have somebody here from Paramount Studios.

This is so exciting.

Paramount Pictures.

Sorry, hey Pod, what do you, what do you call your people?

I'll need to read up with it.

Um, you won't like it.

You don't want to know.

We don't want to tell you.

The viewers.

It's worse.

The perfects.

The viewers.

The perfects.

Worse.

The perfects. Exactly.

Yeah, actually, the perfects.

That's cute.

Thank you. She can't hear Jason at all. That's pretty funny.

You want to sit down?

Okay. What were you going to say, Alita? Why'd you come in? I'm just kidding. We called you in.

I was going to make up a lot.

Okay, so Alita works at Paramount. Also, more importantly, recently, You were one of the most single people I knew.

This is true. We were in it together.

Yeah, we were 100% in it together.

I feel like, yeah, we would go out a lot, very single.

And we would complain. And Alita, how old are you, Alita?

36.

36. So Alita was like, fucked.

Alita thought love was not happening.

No, that's so crazy when people think like that.

No, no, no, she actually thought that.

Yeah, probably. I know you did think that, but that's It's just nuts.

But it's so easy to get discouraged.

It is.

It is.

Yeah, that's true.

And it happened.

And it happened.

It happened.

Like, this has just happened. It happened hard. He's right. How long have you guys been dating?

A little over 4 months.

4 months. She is head over heels. I've never seen a relationship like this in my life.

What do you like about him?

Oh, he's the best.

That they can make out in any corner of the house. Every time we have any kind of party, they're just always constantly making up.

I don't even notice that.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, no, I don't know at all that I'm doing that. That's in my bright red right now.

No, I don't.

I really don't. Is that just like love taking over?

I think it's love taking over. Yeah, you don't even realize.

Did you ever think of yourself as like a PDA type of person?

I think I have been like that a little.

Okay, okay.

But not to this extent, I don't think.

Okay, so this is like super new for you?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's how I would be.

Like that, just like making out everywhere. And you don't even realize, right? You're just so happy.

Yeah, like, and it's just like you two against the world.

Yeah, like nobody else.

That's so funny. He says that all the time. He always says, he's like, lying. He goes, us versus everyone.

I mean, that's what it is. Like, isn't that crazy? Like, when you have your partner, it's literally— that's it. Yeah, fuck everyone. Genuinely, genuinely. And you don't even have to work anymore because you just have to— like, you could go on an island, you could do whatever you want. All you have to do is just— it's just you two together.

It's so true. Like, people are like, you guys should travel really far and like go do in the cologne, I'm like, wait, why do I care? Like, I don't care where I am with him. I could be sitting in one room. It doesn't matter. I don't need to go to some crazy location to like fall in love with him.

Wait, so this is—

I'm in love now.

This isn't your first time being in love?

True. I would say my second, but I've always— I've said I've been in love once before. I had one other serious relationship, but this, I'm like, oh no, this is love. That was torture, maybe.

Yeah.

You didn't think at that time— you thought was, oh, you and Jason are kind of somewhere, right?

You're kind of like, yeah, yeah.

You don't realize what a good thing is.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, it's really sad.

It's so sad.

Do you think you're just loving differently?

No, because I think I look at other people's relationships differently too. I'm like, oh, I used to look at other relationships and be like, oh, like, yeah, they're happy, but are they really happy? Are they kind of right? You're like, yeah, they're kind of maybe like going through some shit and he's maybe not so nice to her.

Yeah.

And now when I look at couples, I'm like, oh no, they're, they're happy.

Oh, interesting.

I just had such a different point of view.

You also like, you also like really tried. And I'm giving you credit. I'm not— Yeah, you went on date after date after date.

I know, Aline's the biggest advocate of me. She's like, just go on a date. Just go. Download Hinge. Get it going.

Aline doesn't make it sound so encouraging though, because she used to go on like 4 dates a week and she's like, nope, that's not it.

Yeah, see, it's true. It was like, yeah, not it.

If I did 4 dates a year, I'd be like, it's over. It just doesn't exist.

But you know what it is? And I say this to my friends too. Once you're in it and you're just going, you don't really think of it like that. When— if you're going on one date a month, then it becomes like such a thing. But when you're going on so many, you kind of just are like in the motion. I call it— Michaela calls it this— dating duty, where you're just like working.

You're just like, oh, that's part of your job.

You're just like going and you're not thinking about it. You're not putting so much pressure on a date.

Dude, Jay, you're so funny.

Your ringtones are insane.

Jay's phone just went off. You probably didn't hear it, but like, dude, when his ringtone goes off It's like he was dropped in the middle of a desert and he has no idea where his phone is and he has to make eye contact with it to shut it down. Isn't that funny? Like, is that for him? It's not enough to like press the side button, press the side button from behind his back. He has to like pull it over to his face, look at it in the eyes and go, I'm going to turn you off and then hit the button.

It's a new phone.

Maybe he's confirming who he's ignoring. His children. Oh, you know, you have different ringtones for them too.

No, I don't know how to do that.

Who's— what ringtone was that?

That was just my ring— that's just this ringtone that I just don't know how to change it. Yeah, I literally don't.

And didn't you change it for me? I don't know how you do social media.

Yeah, I don't either.

Crazy. I don't either, because you have not gotten better at technology.

Even because the technology keeps getting better, it keeps changing.

That's honestly the same type of phone.

You know my— you know, with the new phone, I can't find my photos.

Okay, I agree with that. It's bullshit.

Like, I try to—

the new photos—

where are my recent photos?

The new Photos app is fucking— I don't understand.

No, no, no. Yeah, that's crazy.

I imagine You know what I imagine what it's like to be you and using technology, especially using the phone?

Yeah.

You know, like when you wake up really, really early and you're like trying to like use your phone, your eyes are a little blurry and you're just like, you're not reading things correctly. I imagine that is like what it's like for you 24/7. Yeah. Yeah.

It's literally a bomb in my pocket.

Really?

Yeah.

It's the worst.

I mean, my boss still has a button on his phone, on his iPhone, and he's the head of marketing.

What does that mean, a button?

Like, remember when the iPhone has a button at the bottom?

Oh, he's got one of those.

Mark has one.

Oh, wow.

That's what it is, a home button.

He doesn't do social media directly, but like, he is in charge of them.

What was the worst date you had since you went on so many?

I never really had bad, like, a terrible dating experience.

Did you ever have ones where you go in and in the first, like, All the time. 2 minutes, you're like, nope.

That's the worst.

And then you have to sit through it or do you make excuses?

You have to sit through it. That's the worst.

You can't say diarrhea.

I wish. What I would do is, it was so annoying, I would start out being like, yeah, I work from home. And then 5 minutes in, I wouldn't like them. I'd be like, but it's crazy, tomorrow is my one day.

In the office.

6:00 AM in the office. So I gotta wrap this up quick. Tomorrow is the day. I know, it's crazy. I'm all the ways normally working from home, but not tomorrow.

And then do you ghost that person? Do you not speak to them or do you play it off?

Ghosting, where like if you go on one date and you don't say anything. Oh yeah, then like I don't think that's ghosting. Wait, would you need a girl?

It's so funny, people that don't do podcasts, they don't know how to hold a mic to their mouth.

Well, who speaks like this? You don't know? Just like—

no, no, no, I understand. I think it's just funny to watch.

Also, your mic isn't that close to your mouth. It's so— you're just a natural.

Yeah, you also do that too.

You go—

you start talking all the way over here, like mic's going all the way over.

But I was going to say, I— back to how Jason's vision is really blurry when he's reading his phone. Well, no, I had the moment happen to me. I met this girl in Vegas. Her name was Natalie.

Really?

Well, it was close to it.

Wait, are we going to start from the beginning of this?

No, no, no. I just met a girl in Vegas and I got her number and she asked me what I did, I think. Anyway, she texts— her name wasn't Natalie, but it was close to it. She texted me a picture of me and she goes, oh, so that's what you meant by internet. And I thought Natalie texted me in the morning. What the fuck are you talking about?

Your eyes are blurry and you read it and then you go, never mind. Oh, you responded?

Oh, you responded to that?

Yeah, yeah, because I thought it was Natalie texting me.

Did you fuck it up or did you explain yourself?

No, no, I said, OMG, I just saw your text.

I thought you were the other Natalie. She's like, oh great, never have I Natalie'd in my life.

What the fuck are you talking about?

OMG, I saw your text when I was waking up and I thought it was for my manager Natalie. So it made no sense and I was really confused. I'm sorry. Hi. So that's my dating life.

Wait, that was actually very cute of her. If that's what she meant. She really didn't know who you were.

I mean, I don't know.

I don't think she knew if she sent a text like that.

Really? I'm not that attractive. I don't know why you're talking to me.

That's so not true. You definitely are.

You're fun and cool. And like, people love to be around you without knowing who you are.

Isn't it so crazy?

Wait, what?

Are we just hyping you up? No, but you agree. I know. No, I agree.

But I think I was in the car with somebody, some of our friends the other day, and I was like— I was—

David was not there. This is what you said the other day?

Yeah, yeah.

Don't let David hear that.

Yeah. And then my friends and our friends in the car were like, well, don't, don't let David hear you saying that, because I was gassing him up. I was just like, it's so— isn't it so funny how like he's so cool? Like people look at him and they're like, he's so cool, I want to be around this person. Like, fully agree.

And wow, that's sick. I didn't know that.

Yeah.

And then any hot girls?

No, no, no.

But it was in the car. It was in the car.

I think it was Zane or somebody, but he would shut that down immediately. He's probably the one that was like, don't fucking tell him that.

His head's big enough.

That's really funny.

But it is so interesting because you're like actually kind of a loser, you know, like you are such a dork with people, but there are really cool people.

And this is a heartwarming part of the pod.

Yeah, but I mean, that is a part of your like allure and charm.

I agree.

Yeah, I'm a loser.

Yeah, no, it's like you do so much with so little.

Oh, okay.

You're humble, you're down to earth, but you're also like cool and fun. I totally believe that girls would be attracted to you 100%.

Thank you so much, Alita. Unfortunately, you're an exciting nerd. You have somebody, so thank you.

You're like an exciting nerd.

Exciting nerd. Yeah, I'll take it. Anyway, that's not where I was trying to go with all this.

Well, the Vegas girl, where does she live?

Vegas. Oh, Vegas girl.

Where's the Vegas girl?

Well, no, I know what she means. Vegas, you could be from anywhere. Yeah. But yeah. I don't know. I don't ever assume that a girl talking to me doesn't know who I am, right?

Like, like, yeah, yeah, it's fair to assume.

Like, you're not just walking up to me in a club full of people and choosing me.

Well, the only reason I would also say that is like, it's like, well, girls don't hit on guys in general, right? So like, yes, that does make sense. In a club, a girl is rarely going up to any guy regardless of if he's the hottest person they've ever seen.

Yeah.

So that makes sense that you would assume that. You can just be pleasantly surprised if they don't know.

Yeah.

I really do wonder how many times it's happened where I actually, like, a person didn't know me and I actually successfully talked to a girl that was just attracted to me.

I think more often than you think.

Maybe in another country.

Maybe in another country. Yes, in Naples. That's actually, it did happen in Naples.

Yeah. What'd she say?

She didn't speak English, but she was giving the vibe that she liked me.

She was giving the vibe.

We were using Google Translate. Right, but definitely we hit it off, but I had to leave really quickly.

Would you ever do what Alita did and go on 4 dates a week?

Um, no, he's so not—

You did it the right way. That's like really smart. Everybody should listen to you.

Oh yeah, I hope this is encouraging.

Yeah, like, I don't think you have to try.

You have to try and you have to like not put so much weight on it.

How often would you kiss them or make out with them out of every 10? Let's say 10.

2.

Oh, 2?

Yeah.

Take him home or just kiss?

Definitely never did that.

You had a rule you don't take home on the first date?

Not even a rule. It was just like I never felt close enough to anyone to do that. Um, yeah, I would never do that. Just like was so not my vibe. Maybe a good night kiss. Oh, at most.

Yeah, like good night, like when they're in bed with you, like good night, like when you're separating. I thought you like read him something.

Good night, time to go to sleep.

I tucked him in and then this was great.

I love you. Wow, sick. Okay, well, maybe I will. I'll probably try like one sooner or later, but I was like, what's the fucking point? Like, it's like, I don't know, it's nice to get to—

you're in a different situation.

I also don't want to build expectations that I like leaving the house.

Don't turn the light out, Dave.

What's that?

Everybody's an island, right?

Can I tell you my favorite quote after this?

Yeah, go. Everybody's an island, right?

Yeah.

And like, you know, you got to put the light out every night. Or else the boat will never see you.

Okay, so send out DMs in the middle of the night letting people know I'm still here. Hey, come dock. I'm glowing.

Come dock in my asshole.

You're also really picky. Have you talked about that on the pod? No.

Well, do you think— talk to us, talk to us about finding love. Do you think Natalie and I have a chance?

Oh yeah, for sure.

Okay, but now I'm getting married first. Me or Natalie?

Natalie.

Really?

Yeah, for sure, because Natalie's gonna try more.

Yeah, yeah, true.

Good point.

Oh fuck, when do you think it's gonna happen for Natalie? As somebody who knows this quite well, who knows this so well, next year.

I barely even know that I'm— I don't believe what's happening to me. Um, no, I do think if Natalie like actually tried, she could get this done pretty quickly.

Like in the next year, you're saying?

Yeah, not good.

For sure. Wow, 100%.

Yeah.

Damn.

And you, I think that if you find someone you actually like, you would be on like the same timeline that I'm on and you would just go so fast, I think. Am I wrong?

I kind of agree with that.

What's the timeline you're on? You're looking to get married soon.

Yeah. And I am hoping that happens soon.

Wow. 4 months and you're ready to go.

Wow.

I know.

That is crazy. We moved in together.

Shut up. You guys are living together already?

We're living together.

Wait, when?

No way.

When? When? We moved in like a few weeks ago.

Wow.

And— And what's also nice is we're like, oh, this doesn't feel any different than before. Because we never spent a night apart before this. So it feels so easy. Like not a single thing has changed.

Did any of your friends, were they like, you're moving in too quickly? Or are you just like so adult at this point where nobody gives you advice like that?

No, they definitely did. And they were like, what are you doing? Like, that's kind of weird. But then once they would see us and they're like, actually, it makes sense. I get it. Like, that's cool. Like, go for it. And also, I've never been that person.

So you've never been the person to jump ship like this and like move in, right?

Or yeah, or even just like, like someone, you know? So they're like, oh, well, if you really do like him and he's so great to you, then yeah.

And where did you guys meet?

Hinge.

Wow.

Yeah.

Which one's that?

Hinge is like the— out of all of them, it's the most common, but also I would say the classiest. Like, from what I understand, Tinder is probably more if you're just looking to like sleep around.

Is Hinge like questions? Like, is it where on your profile there's questions or something?

It's like 3.

If I was a dragon, would you take care of my eggs? I actually don't know.

Yeah, totally. No, they have like 100 questions that you can choose from, and I think you answer 3. And so I liked his response. There's also pictures, and you can either like a photo or you can like the response.

Delete your apps at the same time. Um, was that a cute moment where you're like, goodbye? Isn't Hinge the one with the tagline designed to be deleted?

Good job. Get him an ad.

Look at that.

Wow. Plugged up. Go Hinge. Use code Davis for 10% off.

We did. We talked about it and then I, one day I was just like, oh, by the way, I deleted them. And he was like, I need to, but I like don't wanna go into the app and look at all the conversations and people that I stopped talking to. So he was like, just take my phone and do it for me. Cause like, I don't wanna see it.

I thought he was gonna go.

So I'm staying on.

Yes.

I'm gonna stay on. I don't wanna see that again. I'll just keep it on my phone and avoid it.

He was like, here you go. Like, I just don't feel like opening it and seeing.

Wow, that's a big green flag. Oh yeah.

Everything about him is a green flag.

Here's my phone. Here's my hint.

Delete away. Have fun.

Yeah. Did you investigate a little?

Not at all. I would never want to know. Because also, like, right before— I mean, he was newly single, which is kind of crazy. And I think he's just been on the apps for a month. And I think a guy in L.A. going on a dating app is in for the best time of their lives. Like, it's crazy.

The girl-to-girl ratio.

It wasn't my experience. That's not true, look at who you got.

I got really lucky, but I didn't have a good experience on the apps at all.

Do you remember like the first month though? I think maybe like in the beginning it can be this novelty of all these girls.

Nope. I didn't have that.

It was bad. You think it's better?

Hinge was bad.

You think LA's better for girls finding, or guys finding girls? 100%.

Oh, for sure.

Yeah, I was waiting for that answer too.

But what does that mean? Like it's better where like the girls will actually, hang. Like, no, every girl I meet is like, I only use it to scroll, which I totally believe.

Yeah, yeah, it's kind of like an Instagram. It is true.

Yeah, I think the girls hold all the power. I don't know what you guys are saying.

Yeah, I agree.

But like that— but like, I just think that like the number of like beautiful women that are concentrated in LA is—

I go through your guys's Hinges, or I went through Natalie's or whatever, and, uh, or whatever dating— I think it was Raya, a little different— and the guys were really hot.

Because it's right, but they don't go on dates. Like, they're just there.

Everybody on Rye is like a model or just like there to like hook up.

Yeah, I'm thinking about if you go into a restaurant in LA on a Saturday, Friday night, yeah, how many hot girls do you see and how many really good-looking guys do you see? Dude, ratio's off.

I don't know, guys, I think this is— I see things differently because I am a guy.

What, what men are you attracted to that you're seeing?

I've seen a lot of sexy dudes.

That night, you could probably list list 40 girls in 2 seconds for you to date. You, how many guys could you list?

Well, that's because we like go out, but that's—

yeah, and the women are there.

No, I know, but that's who we surround ourselves with. Like, it'd be hard to constantly go out with 30 guys. Like, you'd get—

oh, you study?

It's possible.

It's not possible in LA.

Yeah, but could you even name 30 guys that Nat should date?

I can't name one.

That's okay, right? That's our point.

But like, we could list her quite a few.

Oh, you did meet a good guy this weekend.

What?

Thank you.

Are we gonna talk about it?

Not on the pod.

I can't wait to hear about it.

Secret.

Really that good?

Oh yeah.

Can we even say where he lives?

He lives in LA.

Great. Amazing.

Very close.

Well, I just learned that the answer could be Vegas.

Could be Vegas.

I got scared.

He lives in Vegas and also lives in LA. But yeah, wait, shit, what was I gonna say? What were we just talking about? Dating apps. Come on, come on, come on, come on. I mean, people ever do this on a podcast?

Inspirational.

Keep this in, keep this in, keep this in. Come on, what was it? Talking about dating. Jay had no luck.

Yeah, but you— okay, this is also what we should talk about. Jason, you're in this too. You have no luck until you do, right? It only takes one.

I got it. Girls versus— this is what I was gonna say— girls versus guys. I've had this discussion with Natalie. Who do you think cheats more?

Oh, okay. I always thought guys, but I think as I've gotten into like the workplace or talk to my girlfriends, not that they're cheating, but my girlfriends, when I met my group of girlfriends, it's us for sure. I think it's girls now.

I do.

I think it's really— I think that is crazy coming from a girl because guys are like maybe a little bit more lazy about it. If a girl is going to hit on a guy and he was wanting to cheat, then yeah, he'd probably go for it. A girl, I think, has to seek it out more, but I do think that girls are willing.

A girl has to seek out cheating? A girl can easily be cheating. She just has to show up at a bar.

She has to be open to it. Yes, but that's what I mean. Like, she has to be open to the idea of it. A guy could like— a girl could just come up to a guy and hit on him, and that's that. He'd be like, yeah, it'd be like he made a mistake that night or something. But I think women are more willing.

You're saying guys are weaker to fold? Sure. Yeah. Okay, I agree with that.

Yeah, women have more opportunity to cheat. Yeah, yeah, to cheat because men are just so horny. But horny men are just like—

women have more opportunity to cheat. I mean, I guess yes, that's true.

I mean, I kind of—

but you have to activate that opportunity.

Yeah, you have to.

Yeah, you have to.

Yeah, put yourself—

what's the difference between when a guy cheats and a girl cheats?

A guy cheats because he's horny, a girl cheats because she's emotionally missing something in that relationship. 100%.

Really? What if, what if the sex isn't good in the relationship?

Oh, that's what I mean by emotional. It's like the whole thing. Oh, they're lacking something from their partner and some other guy is going to give it to them and they're like, oh wait, that's what I've been wanting. Mm-hmm. Passion or something.

That's really sad.

It's so sad.

Somebody's listening to this right now that just got cheated on. What do you have to say to those people? No, I mean, that's really— definitely somebody like, for sure, like, why is this fucking— why are they talking about it now?

Who do you think cheats more?

I think, I don't know. I think it's so 50/50.

I was gonna say 50/50.

And I think it's so 50/50 where every girl I talk to would kill me for saying 50/50. They'd be like, are you on fucking crack? Guys cheat way more than girls. I think it also just depends on where you live.

I also wonder maybe in like a dating scenario, men cheat more 'cause it's so low stakes. But when it comes to maybe marriage, Maybe it's women more because that's where the loneliness or whatever that emotional lack comes from.

Has anybody in this room cheated?

Never.

No.

No.

Answer.

David.

No, I haven't. But I was waiting for Jade to answer. It was really funny. Then I forgot I wasn't answering. I was like, why is it taking him so long? And then I'm like, wait, it's taking me a while.

Or been cheated on.

I've never been cheated on.

No, not that I know of.

And I wouldn't want to know.

I wouldn't want to know either.

Yeah, really? You'd want to know?

It's about someone in the past?

I have had one girlfriend. I dated her for like a month or two. It was like my first girlfriend. I have talked about her. I actually— she actually came to like— now we're like on good— we actually were always on good terms because we only dated for a month or two. But she would, she would say— I asked her if she dated, if she cheated in previous relationships. And she'd say, of course, like sometimes you're like, sometimes you're missing something and like you just have to get it out of the way and like, that's it. It just makes your relationship stronger. And I like, and I was 18 at the time. She was 27. She was 27 or 28. So I just, I was 18. She's 10 years older. And I remember like, oh, okay. I guess that makes sense. I didn't think much of it. And then it took me about 3 weeks to catch up with how crazy that was.

Okay, good. I'm glad.

Then I was like, okay, yeah, I can't do this.

This might not be for me.

But yeah, well, I wish Natalie— I would— Natalie, I wish you the best.

Oh, thank you.

She doesn't even need your luck. Natalie's got this.

I'm just trying to be polite.

If anything, I would like for you to step out of the way so that I can have— Oh, there it is.

What are you looking for now? What's on your vision board for a man? You looking for a business guy? You looking for a creative, a funny guy?

No, I mean, I don't really like their career. I don't really care about, but as long as they have some sort of success and passion with whatever they're doing.

Do they have to— how much do they have to make a year?

A lot.

Oh, what the fuck are you saying? Oh, you don't care what type of— I don't care if he's a drug dealer.

I don't want to be the provider in the relationship.

Oh, I think that's what he— I thought that's what you were asking by job, right? Uh, it's not like, do you want a cyclist?

I wasn't asking you about money.

Well, you can be an artist, you could be a singer, he could be—

oh, she's also saying she wants someone passionate. It doesn't doesn't necessarily need to be successful right now, but it's like working towards something. She doesn't always want to be the breadwinner.

Yeah, interesting. I just feel like I've always like—

that's like Ilya.

What?

So passionate.

No, no, that's so like a weird passion. And I don't know, somebody that's like— I actually really don't know. I should probably sit down and figure that out.

Yeah, you should. It's the New Year's. You should check out your vision board, make one. And yeah, we're gonna have a vision board night.

I should take a— yes, I should take I've never done a vision board before. Yeah, I'm going to say this on the pod too. Maybe this will help someone. Never done a vision board before, ever. I did it this last January, whatever, of 2024.

What did it work?

You guys, the shit on it is so cool. You know how I knew it? You know how I knew it worked? So I was limited on magazines when I did it because it was like December 3rd or January 3rd or something. I think everyone had cleared them out and they got all the good shit and I got like, I got the shitty vision board, really bad magazines that I wasn't really working with my much. So I pulled like random words. One of the words I pulled— this is when I knew my vision board was gonna work, it relates to you— um, one of the words that I put on there was magic. But I meant just like magic in life. And then February of that year, March of this year, you took me to meet David Blaine.

Oh wow.

For like the first time ever, right? And I've been begging David for years. I remember I looked back at my vision board like a couple weeks later and I was like, wait, that's so cool. Like one thing down on my vision board. Like not the magic that I was thinking, but that's pretty cool.

Yeah.

And then I had some other stuff on there like material things that I randomly got. I was like, this is so weird. And then I had a picture of— my boyfriend does not look like Prince Harry, but like people say that.

No, he does.

Or one of them.

Oh, because the only available magazine was like a royal magazine. And I had a picture of— it was either William or Harry, whatever, from their younger days where they had like a little bit of red in his hair. And people say he has a little bit of red in his hair and they have like high hair there. Yes. Um, and I also put next to it the word King, which I think was because it was a royal magazine. And in my phone, his name is King.

No.

And I was cleaning when I was moving, I found my vision board again.

Wait, whose name is King?

My boyfriend's name in my phone is my King.

Yeah, whatever.

But how crazy happened to me, King is on the vision board, and this, like, right next to that picture of this boy. And I was like, oh Fat ass.

Everyone, we gotta make you guys vision boards. Same thing happened to me. Really? Yeah, I did a vision board with Harry Jowsey and like two of the things came true.

Fucking crazy guy.

Wait, wait, wait, you told us about this.

It was his idea.

What magazine did you use? Playboy?

Uh, no, we just wrote stuff down, but we had like a big board.

And wasn't this right before you met Jim Carrey?

Yes. And I remember this. Yes, yes, yes.

Do you remember this?

It was like the next day. I don't remember the vision boards, but I wrote like, have dinner with Dave Chappelle, and the next day Jim Carrey walked up to me. And then, and then right, and then, and then number one was meet the love of my life.

Meet the love of your life. And that's when we met.

And that, that was that long ago. And then though, that happened, I don't know, maybe a couple months later.

Wow, I'm gonna try it.

Yeah, perfect timing for this.

We're gonna do a night with magazines.

We should all do a vision board.

Okay, can we do it here?

Sure.

Oh nice.

Wait, the people should send you their vision boards, then at the end of next year—

wait, wait, Taylor also Vision boards.

Vision boards. And she has a boyfriend.

Oh my God, I vision boarded. I still don't have a boyfriend.

Did you put boyfriend?

No, but what do you— you don't know what you for sure put on there.

No, I do. It was my phone background all year.

What if you put—

what if you do paper and— or you did it?

No, I didn't do a paper.

No, no, I've had the— I've had the phone ones. That's not—

but your vision board could have been misinterpreted. Like, let's say you put horse cock, and obviously you're thinking— you're thinking boyfriend, but what you got was a Ferrari, and the symbol's a horse.

She had the car on my vision board. The car was the one thing that actually came true.

Oh, you had Ferrari Harry on there?

I had a Porsche, but like, I wanted a sports car. That's what I wanted this year.

So you did Porsche and you did horsecock?

I did them all.

What would you put on yours if you had to do it?

Yeah, even what would you put? That's a great question, Jason.

I would put, uh, put 3 things. 3 things?

Yeah. Um, Harry's was wild.

Sex, money, drugs. I mean, what would I actually want?

What would you put on there?

Love.

You gotta be really specific.

Oh, okay. Like, okay, like a specific character or something that like embodies love for me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's good. Um, probably, probably Marlin from, um, Finding Nemo.

Marlin?

You want to meet the person from Finding Nemo? Oh, I want to go to Sydney.

I want to go to Sydney.

42 Wallaby Way.

Oh my God, I'm connecting. I'm going to Sydney for New Year's. I must— I'm probably going to meet somebody there. Probably. Wait, let me say another word now and you connect it.

Here we go.

Okay, uh, vampire.

You're going to surprise me with Robert Pattinson.

Oh my God, oh my God, I'm so excited!

This is the best vision board ever.

All right guys, well, that's all the time we have for today's pod. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you, Lita, for joining us.

Wow, thanks for having me. This was great.

Go watch the new SpongeBob movie.

Of course, we're watching it tonight.

Yeah, we're watching it tonight at the house, and, uh, we'll see you later. Jay, thank you. Natalie, goodbye. Bye.