Pursuing a Married Man

What's up guys, welcome back to Views. Today we have Natalie, Jason, and Georgia Hazzarati. Georgia's here, a special guest. This is a big, big deal. Georgia, Georgia's, uh, what are you? She's an Australian.

Australian.

Looks like Margot Robbie.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, you never said that to me.

Well, I've said this before.

Oh, you have? I was drunk.

Yeah, you did say that.

We were both drunk. It was 3 AM and I was like, you look like Margot.

You're like, what? On Halloween? Why didn't you wear the Barbie costume?

Yeah, that's— is that what I said? Oh, that is a big miss. Why would you not do that?

I know.

Did you not go as Margot Robbie ever?

I had that option, but I just didn't wear it. I was the Louvre burglar. No one got it. I do remember.

I do remember. But you're from a Netflix show.

Yes, which I was trying to pull.

I was trying to put my finger on which one I was on originally.

Too Hot to Handle season 3, and then Perfect Match season 1.

And did you win one?

I won Perfect Match. Unfortunately, I didn't want to win. There was no prize. They gassed it up the whole time, made out it was going to be this huge prize, first show that's gonna have the biggest prize. And I'm like, I didn't want to win, but But I was kind of like the mother of the house, like everyone just kind of liked my energy. Yeah, so it came down to like a decision.

Wait, how did you win? How did you win? Did you win with a partner?

I won with a partner, um, he who shall not be named. We're not friends anymore, but Harry and him are best friends now.

Okay, you and Harry Jowsey are still cool?

Yeah, we're good now.

Okay.

Yeah, we're great.

Because there was a time, there was a time when I was like texting either of you and, and I didn't know like I don't know where my alliance was. This happened with Noah Beck and Dixie too, where I would go like back and forth. I'd hang out with Dixie, Dixie would leave, Noah would come.

And I'm like one to— I hate making people feel awkward like that. I don't ever want people to choose. And my friends would be like, oh, I saw Harry. And I'm like, I don't care, guys. Like, it's not that deep, right?

Right.

So we just made amends one day. We just— oh, he called me actually, and we just had a really good conversation, became friends.

When you guys still see each other, do you guys hook up?

No.

Wow.

Why did I answer it like that?

That was kind of suspicious.

I had to think about it. Yeah, you know, unfortunately one time, like, recent—

okay, okay, it wasn't recent, it was a while ago.

But like, you don't have any feelings anymore for him where it's like—

no, no, I love him, wish him the best, he's just not my person. I can like really love someone and then just completely detach from it.

Do you think it's kind of ironic that you are on so many dating shows and yet you're still single?

No, because I feel like the people that they put on there—

well, no, I want—

these are good questions, actually. No, I feel like the people they put on there are really— they're meant to be single TV-based people.

Wait, the show you were on originally, Too Hot to Handle? Yeah, that's where everyone was like incredibly horny, right?

Yes.

Okay, so I was wondering this when I was watching this for the first time, like, what are the interviews like where they find out you're like one of the horniest people on the planet?

I knew that it was— I had to play it up because I knew, like, the questions were very much about, like, what would you do if you went to a bar and you saw a hot guy? Like, would you approach them? So I just knew what they were looking for.

Okay, so what was your— what was your answer to something like that?

Yes, I'd go up to them, get their number. Like, you would be the one to initiate? And I was like, yeah. Like, I just went in. I said yeah.

Oh wow.

Like, I love to— I'd like— not that kind of person, actually.

Like, when I found out it was that show, I was like, I'm gonna win. I'm gonna pretend I don't— I want to get with these people, but I don't. Okay.

Oh wow.

I just reversed that.

When I did the whole thing, I'm like, damn.

Do you think a lot of people were doing the same thing?

No, I think genuinely most of the people on that show were very horny.

They like to fuck?

Yes. Like one of the girls had in her luggage— you're not allowed to take like vibrators and stuff in— she had one like go off in her luggage like through security. And I was like, wait, these people are actually really horny.

I was like, tricked myself into this. And I'm like, I had to pretend. I'm like, I actually don't care.

Damn.

Hey, you horny too?

They're like, we can't have sex. Like everyone's like stressing out.

I'm like, no, right? Okay, that was the premise. You can't have sex or there's money taken out of the prize pool.

Yeah, so I knew what— I knew kind of what to do. I was a little bit like, you know, if you like have a little fun in the beginning and then you chill out, right?

Right. I think you like definitely seem like you're very horny in the beginning.

Like, I was kind of—

so they'd ask you a question like, what's your body count? You'd go, 500.

Well, they didn't ask specific ones like that, but they were just kind of like trying to gauge, like, are you the kind of person that hooks up with people? And I just lied.

And said yes. And you don't hook up with people?

Well, not like that.

No, not like TV show level.

No, I probably wouldn't go out and just meet someone and hook up with them.

Okay, that makes sense.

But like, yeah.

Well, I hate to bring up controversy right away, but did you see this McDonald's guy eating the— did you see the McDonald's CEO?

Yeah, he just took a little nibble.

But like, I saw—

I saw—

wait, wait, the McDonald's CEO took a bite out of a burger, their new Archburger, and everyone's up in arms because it's a really tiny, weird, wimpy bite.

But it's not like he just— it wasn't the first time he did. He's been doing that for years the same way. He's just like a wimpy guy. He's just like a nerdy guy.

Damn, put it on him.

And so I think that's so interesting.

He's a fucking loser. He's always been a loser.

Always will be.

No, I'm just saying, like, that's how I'm actually defending him. That's how he takes bites.

Okay, but that's literally how he is. You came off aggressive.

I'm defending the McDonald's CEO.

Okay, okay, okay.

I'm saying, I'm saying I've seen this guy, he's been doing this for a couple years. So imagine, imagine if you're doing the same thing for a couple years on the internet, everything's cool, and then one day you fucking open up your timeline and everyone hates you. That's crazy.

That is interesting. Yeah, yeah. I, I also feel like I, I want to have his back too. I don't want to pile on to him with this controversy, cuz it's just like, yeah, he's the CEO of McDonald's for a reason. He knows that they're one of the greatest fast food chains of all time, right? So like, and, and honestly, if he took a bigger bite, it would have been fucking weird. I'm glad he stayed true. Yeah. So I'm on, I'm on team CEO here. Yeah, I just wanted to say, she wanted to get the rumors out and make it very clear. I just think it, it speaks to like, Georgia, that's very, that's very PR trained saying you have—

no, I have— you didn't bite it, but now I'm really intrigued. Like, I wonder how small the bite was.

Okay, very small.

It was so tiny, like just some bun. No, no, no burger.

Yeah, that's kind of sus at your own book.

I kind of agree.

Yeah. Oh, okay, goodbye.

I'm like less mad. I'm Actually, I don't really give a shit either way, but like, I'm like, whoever posted that, like, I feel like it'd be like, oh, maybe we should just take a bigger bite and get a fresh burger.

Here was the problem. Here's the problem. I think he posted like an apology tweet or something about it the next day. And this was crazy to me. He said something. He was like, I love all our products, blah, blah, blah. And he referred to the food as products.

Yes.

And I thought that was weird because I'm like, the bites, the bites or whatever. Yeah, like that's how he eats. Yeah, don't judge the man on the shape of his mouth. But, but then, but then I thought that there'd be more like zeroing in on what he's gonna say after.

Yeah.

And then to—

or just him like having a full-on like mukbang, you know, just like really diving in.

Why didn't he just run it back and do bigger bites?

I just don't think he's capable.

The mouth doesn't open.

I don't know, I think he's done with social media now. I think all CEOs are done with social media.

I think they pulled the video down like— it took him like a week. They're like, this is enough. Yeah, but I also think it was like one of the best things to happen to McDonald's. Like, no one's gonna stop going to McDonald's because the CEO has a small mouth.

If you could only have one for the rest of your life, Subway or McDonald's?

For the rest of my life?

Yeah, you got to get rid of one. He's gonna go Subway because last night David was out. We went out.

Oh, we're in Rio de Janeiro, by the way.

I don't know, I didn't say that. This podcast is happening in Brazil, and we were out and we had a nice night, really fun. And then there was this move to Subway and it was like, I've never seen you so passionate.

So I think the one thing the United States can't figure out is how to import or at least grow like strong, healthy, homegrown footlong sandwiches. I don't know what it is, but we just can't figure it out. It's the bread. The bread is a big problem. And the veggies and the produce are also a big problem. Georgia carried common— no, no, this is the podcast we have. They're just like, what are you guys gonna talk about? It's like super serious stuff.

What would you pick though? You pick Subway.

Uh, out of the two, I think unfortunately I'm gonna go Subway.

Wow, that's crazy.

I did say if there was one food that I could choose to magically make calorie-free for the rest of my life, yeah, it would be Wingstop. No, if I could snap my fingers, never have— never intake any calories, nice, I would consume it. Wingstop is like, it's amazing, it's the best treat. Quick question for you, Jay. How did people react to, um, the DMT podcast on your side of things?

Oh, people really liked it because some people called me a big pussy. Really? Yeah, I think they just like to call you a pussy because you have everything and it's easy to like pile on you.

Oh, thank you.

You know what I mean?

Like, your life is so amazing.

No, no, no, no, they said we blueballed them. So we had our— the last couple episodes, we balled them. I've been talking about doing— no, those were the comments. You did it. And we did it on the last podcast. Wow. But we didn't fully break through. Have you done DMT?

I haven't.

Okay, so when you do—

I think I knew the answer to that.

It doesn't seem like the DMT type.

When you do— yeah, when you do DMT, you have to make sure you do enough so you can break through.

Okay.

Otherwise you just have these hallucinations, and I'm getting a lot of people calling me a pussy.

So you didn't feel that euphoric feeling that everyone explains? Were they like hit it, like, and they like—

exactly, things are melting.

We just didn't go far enough.

No, no, no, things were melt— things were melting, but like I wasn't having a conversation with anybody.

In order to like go all the way through, like you go into like the light and there's like angels there and like magical elves and things like— I don't know, but I don't know if I want to try that. I know, it's a little scary. Um, basically, and then someone said, um, I think a lot of people thought that they were gonna like hear you on it, have like you audibly like talking about the experience as you were on it, which isn't really the way that that works.

But to be fair, I'm only focusing on the negatives. A lot of people were very, very stoked on the podcast that we actually followed through.

I mean, the fact that you did it is crazy.

Yeah, I did DMT and Jason did DMT, and then our roommate Alex also did DMT, but I think we cut that out.

We cut that out.

Poor guy.

Yeah, he did it for nothing.

He just did it for the vibes.

But the music's gotten a lot better in the last week.

Yeah, it has. My DJ roommate is experiencing better tunes since he's started his DMT. But there will be a fourth episode where we actually do crack.

Well, it did make me think people said it was the best episode in a long time. So then I thought, well, yeah, maybe I love that kind of stuff.

I love when you're trying something new with your friends.

Yes.

I mean, yeah. What other podcast is doing DMT?

A lot of podcasts do DMT.

Live like that?

George's podcast is DMT.

Did you do DMT on Too Hot to Handle?

Yeah, honestly, probably.

What do you talk about on your pod?

Just like dating, girl stuff.

But how do you do that over and over again? Well, because I come on, we do that over and over again.

Get people to talk about theirs. We have guests.

We talk about Marvel over and over again.

I'm like, that's boring.

We talk about your high school days.

Subway or McDonald's.

This is my peak.

Listen, you guys don't talk about the CEOs of fast food chains.

What's a hot dating topic? Like, that's cool. Bring us into like a—

wait, yeah, bring us into your— what's your podcast called?

It's called Girls Disrupted. We kind of like— one of my favorite topics is just like breaking down men, like their toxic behaviors and how to identify them. And then like, they sync up a lot.

Boring.

You have a lot of— no.

Does David have toxic traits as a man?

No. Maybe the fact I've never seen him with a woman could be toxic.

Wait a minute.

Yeah, you have too, actually. I don't know, that is kind of crazy that you guys are like really, really sweet around your friends and just like— I'm not sweet around Natalie.

Yeah, he's a dick.

No, no, I'm actually backwards. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm very not— I'm very sweet around strangers, but around my friends, I'm just like anything goes.

He's fake as fuck.

I'm fake as fuck to myself.

Are you like a lover boy? Do you fall in deep? Like when you get in a relationship, you like love hard?

When I get into a relationship? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can see that.

I'm kind of glad David never found anyone because I feel like if he did, I'd probably never see him again.

You've never found anyone in your life so far? You've got no hope left. It does feel like it though. Maybe in Brazil you could find someone.

Yeah, okay, so I'm excited about that because—

We are too.

In Brazil, the ladies are excited, the girls are excited. Um, last time I was here, didn't make out with someone. I know Georgia doesn't believe me. I'm not gay.

Your hand?

I made out with my hand. Um, no, but yeah, so like a big part of the culture here is just kind of making out, which is, uh, which it sounds like I'm making it up. Natalie, back me up here.

I think I talked about this on the last podcast.

Oh, you did? Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah.

But like this, I saw a guy at the club and he just, he was like, Natalie? And I was like, yeah. And he just brought me in. He said, I got to show you the Brazilian way. And he just started making— he was really hot. So I was like, I let it happen. But yeah. And then I saw him again the next night. Same thing.

Ran it back.

Ran it back.

It does happen.

It's like handshakes here, I think.

Whoa.

It's like, hey, good to see you. Let me eat your face.

I've never heard of that. That's kind of wild. I get everyone's really hot and it's sunny and fun. Yeah.

What's like a common mistake that men make around women?

Um, brag too much. I hate braggy men, or like try and drop hints that they like know people or they like have this going on. It's like, I don't like to hear any of that. I actually don't care. I like people to not talk about all their achievements so much.

I wonder—

find out on my own.

I wonder why, why guys do that.

It does— has the opposite effect.

No, no, no, with you. But I think that's because you're like so tapped into like Like someone will— a guy will tell you a story and you've experienced the same thing the night before, probably, right? Okay, so like, it must be working because I hear this. There's so many guys talk like this. Yeah, but like, it must be working somewhere else. Maybe like you must be going to like a bar in like a random city or something.

I'm sure it is like appealing to somebody that's not like exposed.

You live in New York?

Yeah, yeah.

I don't think that stuff like flies in New York.

Maybe not.

And do you think dating is better in New York?

Horrible.

Really?

I think it's the worst. It says it's the worst place to date on Earth.

Wait, worse than LA, you say?

Number one on Earth.

On Earth?

Yeah, I feel like the men, they're really like powerful, rich, they're successful. They're like a lot of—

you're turning Natalie on. Literally turning Natalie on.

They're amazing.

They're really attractive and they're gentlemen and they're like beautiful, but they know that they can get women. So they get them.

That's annoying.

Really? Okay, hold on, we have some breaking news here. John, can you grab one of these mics? Oh my God, John, grab the red mic. Guys, John just walked in. He went out to get my Subway 2 hours ago. What, what happened? Granted, we are in Rio de Janeiro. Finding Subway here is—

I knew this was gonna fucking happen.

What happened, bro? I went to—

did you see my fucking picture?

John sent me— John sent me a map of Rio de Janeiro. And with like a Snapchat marker, he crossed out the Subways that he has hit. And you went to multiple and they were closed?

They were all closed. And the one I found, I went downtown, downtown, the next one at the airport.

I did not.

And nothing?

Nothing. I was just like, driver take you?

Hmm?

Did the driver take you?

Dude, I took 3 different Ubers.

I'm walking around.

Oh my God.

It's not like you have a car here.

Nope.

Company car.

You must have felt important in a way though.

So wait, did you give it?

What happened?

Where did you?

Dude, every time I went around. I literally like walked around the whole block. I thought it was my phone that was fucked up.

And also it said a subway was there, but when you got there it wasn't even there.

No, the first one didn't even exist. Second one—

that's happened to me in some countries.

Yeah. Well, I, I used— my first mistake was like, all right, I messed up. I used, uh, Apple Maps and there was like 6 of them.

None.

And then so I was like, you know what, I'm smarter than that. I use Google Maps. So I go to the one that's the nearest Google Maps downtown. Took me 40 minutes.

Wow.

I went there, McDonald's and the Subway was closed for renovation.

Why don't you just go to the one from last night?

That was an hour away, Jay. That was 10 miles away.

An hour?

Yeah, the one—

10 miles isn't an hour.

The address he sent me is 10 miles away, 53-minute drive.

Oh, I'm sorry. But there is one coming now? Yes, there is. I think. It's from— We found it on a delivery app. And I go, wait, I go, wait, wait, there's one on a delivery? Because I told Taylor, I was like, can we just deliver Subway here? And then John's like, yes, it's on the delivery app, but it costs the whole price of another sandwich. I'm like, well, I don't know why. I don't know why. You've been gone 2 hours.

He's also spent all that money in Uber.

I owe you $90 in Ubers now. John's like, fine, I guess I fucked it up. I guess I'll just order it.

To be fair, to be fair, it's like, it's It's not like easy on the app. There's not like one where it's like, you know, you go in and then pick whatever you want. It's kind of like you had a Grand Slam, you know what I mean? Like, like they have specific Subways you gotta pick from.

Oh, how did you customize this one?

I had to like just—

did you call in?

No, you got the honey?

You got the honey?

I just went through every single option until there was one that you can customize.

Oh wow.

Oh, poor you, dude.

This is a big—

I know, bro, you're like Jason Bourne.

My phone was at 10%. I started panicking. I brought, I brought a charger too, and the charger died, and I was at my last point. I was like, if my phone dies, I'm going to send Natalie a text and it's just going to say help.

I love how you're doing this all while wearing a NASA shirt. NASA intern running around Rio for Subway.

But yeah, that's been my 2 hours.

Well, thank you for coming back. You actually made pretty good time.

Yeah, no, it was really sad. I thought I was like, oh wow, it's like right there. Because the first one, It took me like 8 minutes. It's down the hill.

Good, but it closed.

But it wasn't there. It didn't even exist.

Well, thank you. That's a special report from John.

Yeah.

Can we kill the AC?

Oh wow, there was AC units here the whole time.

Guys, I was literally complaining how hot it was yesterday for the last 2 days. You found it on your app too? So back to the dating. New York, not good.

No, but I would just think, like, when you go out in New York, do you, like, see different men, or you feel like— Yes, you do.

There's always different men. Oh, I love that. And I love the fact that in New York they approach you. I feel like LA men don't really do that. Yeah, when I was there, I was kind of like, why do they think I'm ugly? Oh my God, no one ever approached me, ever.

Wait, so I'm not ugly?

It's actually just that, literally.

I was—

I've spoken to all my friends about this.

They're all like, no one approaches in LA. You go to New York, everyone comes up to you. They're always trying to get your number, talk to you. But the thing is, they're just like very ego-driven men. Yeah, yeah, you can have fun with them for sure. Yeah, I've been to some crazy, like, amazing apartments overlooking like Central Park, like with— oh my God, paintings on the wall. And I'm like, how the fuck am I here? And then all of a sudden, yeah, you just never speak to them again.

Wait, that's so crazy.

I didn't speak to him though. It was kind of weird.

Okay, question. So when you go and— when you go and meet up with this with this billionaire, right? Are you— what's the vibe? Are you like, I just want to see this apartment and dip? Or like, if the apartment is cool, I'm going to at least kiss and make out with them, hook up with him? What's the vibe?

I did kiss this guy, but I was with a bunch of people, so I would never have gone there on my own because I'm like, I don't trust anyone, right? But I went with a group of people who also knew his friends, and I guess he was just like balling like crazy.

I guess that's the fun part about New York is you'll meet people out and everyone has like 1 in 21 people are millionaires in New York.

Crazy.

Like everyone I've met is like rich rich.

Yeah.

But they know it and that's the annoying thing. It's just like get women.

So you think Natalie would have better luck there?

I think Natalie would thrive there. But like I think you would love the men there and I think you definitely meet someone. I feel like I'm just finding the worst people. I think it's me.

I also don't think like my taste is great.

No.

That wasn't where he was going at all.

She just outed herself.

You have something you want to say?

I think there's something deeper here we need to get to.

It's your cue, Dave.

Wait, did I talk to you about this the other, the other time when I saw you? Like, I don't think you're like— yeah, I did, I did. I told you this, like, you're not really like the dating type. And then you kind of agreed. You were like, no, that's not what you said in Australia.

I wasn't in that mind frame.

Oh, now you are.

I do. When I like someone, I really like someone. Like, I go full housewife vibes. Like, but you're still with Jesse.

Yes, he was great.

He was great. Yeah, we're friends now.

You guys end up falling out because this is not how nicely you were speaking of him before.

No.

Yeah, we're good now.

Okay, I get over things really easy.

Good, great. No, he was really sweet. We went to dinner with him. He's really nice.

He is really nice. Yes, just a little— it was a little controlling. We've spoken about this, so it's fine for me to say.

Okay.

I wasn't really allowed to have a life, so I was—

what's a little controlling? Anything? Only, only if you're allowed to say with me.

I couldn't go on my own, wasn't allowed to go out to dinner. I went to dinner one time with a group of girls, came back to a letter that he'd written, like handwritten, moved all this stuff out of the apartment, broke up with me because I was back at 11 PM sober.

I didn't drink the entire of our relationship. You know, that night I saw you, I went wild because it was like the first— oh my God, oh my God, it was so drunk!

Oh my God, were you there?

You went to the box?

Genuinely, I swear, the drunkest I've ever been in my life.

Oh my God. Yeah, you know, when you're in a really—

friend Alita, let me explain myself.

Yeah, you know when you're in a really toxic relationship, like how you acted?

Yeah, yeah, I was nuts.

Oh my God, I fully—

now I admit my wrongs.

This was wrong.

I, I was so like tightly bound in that relationship, I didn't get to do anything. So when my, like, one of my friends came, I'm like, let's go out. I had he was kind of in my ear the whole time and texting like I had to like not drink, not do this, very like controlling. So I got drunk.

Oh, while we were hanging out?

Yes.

Oh wow.

So I got drunk and just like had fun, but I had too much fun. When I don't drink for like a while, yeah, a few drinks, I'm like obliterated.

Yeah, yeah.

So I was super drunk, like deliriously drunk. I was like hallucinating. I swear I like accused him of doing something. I was like, David, you're so mean. I was yelling at David.

Do you remember in the car?

Yeah.

What was it?

I don't know.

I don't know.

It was some girl in the club did something and I was mad about it.

Oh, oh, oh, you were—

you—

I wouldn't take your side on something that happened in the club.

And it was right, my side, even though I was drunk?

I don't know.

What was it? I think she like started something rude.

She like started bitching out some girl and I was like, Georgia, but that's not really how it happened. Yeah. Okay, well, we're getting back into it and, and I think—

were you drunk?

Uh, no, no, not drunk enough where I didn't see what actually happened.

He was on the end of the table, kind of like you were oblivious to what was going on.

Maybe, but regardless, Georgia really, really lashed out.

I was really angry.

So I was like, I was like, I, okay, maybe I could have been more on Georgia's side, but Georgia really went at it right away.

Yeah.

So like, yeah, yeah, I was drunk.

I'm sorry.

And then, okay, and then And Georgia was like, you don't have my back.

Yeah. And then in the car, I was just like, well, like impending doom, like all these things, like how much I hate my relationship.

It's just— yeah, but you went on it for like 10 minutes.

I did. I was really—

but then you like came out of it and you're like, I'm so sorry, I'm totally fine, by the way, as we were getting out of the car.

That's the part that I was like, was I like—

what happened to me that night?

I've never— I've never seen you like that in my life.

I've never seen me like that.

I sent him a voice note after and I was like, I am I'm so sorry.

Yeah, yeah, I couldn't even read your reply.

I couldn't read it.

I was like, I'm so embarrassed, he's never gonna want to be my friend again.

And then you got in trouble when you got home? Oh yeah, with the guy, the boyfriend, always getting in trouble.

Did that start like, uh, did that start the breakup?

It was just like never-ending, really.

Oh, okay.

I like moving the stuff out because you weren't home by 10:30.

Always. And then, you know, the best part of that is he would come back for a charger and put all his stuff on the floor and say he's moving back in, and I had to put it all on the rack.

You guys have all talked— you've talked about this publicly?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow, you confronted him about this publicly?

He's pretty good like that. He can like— he can—

good for him.

He's good like that. Otherwise we wouldn't be friends because like—

and you don't think there's a future for you guys?

Or maybe something— I didn't really like feel like I was ever in that with him. I think I was just in a period of like, I just wanted like company, as bad as that sounds. And I think I thought I loved him, but I wasn't really truly in love. Yeah, he used to say that to me too, and he was right about it.

What I was trying to say to you is like, you're just like such a free bird. Like, it feels like you're just like so good at up— and this is like, it could be viewed as like a negative, but it's— I'm trying to say in a completely positive— like, you're just like, you seem like you operate so well single.

I do.

That it's just like, yeah, like you go anywhere, you get along with everyone. Yeah, I can't imagine you like being like, yeah, like you just being able to go out into the bar in a club, it's like, yeah, that feels like prime Georgia.

And you know what, I'm so the opposite when I'm in a relationship. It's like everyone around me says like, you are not yourself, because I become this like perfect person that doesn't do anything wrong, doesn't go out, and it's like I'm boring. So I need to find someone that appreciates my personality, but I also like keep myself in check. Yeah, I find that that's like Yeah, dude, Natalie would be like the perfect—

if Natalie was a guy.

Yeah, perfect.

We would get along so well.

Yeah, because you guys, you guys aren't—

let's see, we are sharing a bed tonight.

Literally, you never know.

You never know.

You gotta find the right person.

I've always found the ones completely opposite to me that are like too stiff. I need someone with a little fun. Harry's not stiff, but when I met him, he went sober for a year, so we didn't do anything fun. Oh yeah, when we broke up, he got drunk. Talk straight away. I was like, why don't you do this with me?

Why don't you break your sobriety with me?

Literally, he just did it for fun.

Um, Jay, I got some fun facts for you. Ready? Okay, this is for everybody, but Jay was around this time. This is the biggest coincidences in history. Okay, okay, are you ready?

Yeah.

Okay, and this is also coming off the new JFK show. Have you been watching it?

So good.

It's really good.

You literally, every time you watch an episode, you— he texts me and and he's like, this is bullshit, this blah blah blah blah blah. Like, you critique every single thing.

He doesn't like JFK.

He's like, yes, yes.

But, but I watched every episode and I started— and obviously, you know, like when you like shit talk a show, yeah, that's like low-key you liking it, right? Like, isn't that you like kind of falling in love with it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that's what happened with me and JFK.

What didn't you like about it?

Like, initially?

Yeah.

Okay, so big thing happened that like really fucked me up is I spaced out for one moment and I think it threw me off forever. There's this moment it says 7 years later.

Yeah.

Or 7 years before. It shows a scene from the future and then it goes 7 years before and then it takes you back in time. I missed the part where it said 7 years before.

Oh.

And I just thought it was one kid and I was like, this doesn't make any sense. I thought they were already dating and why? And I was so confused and it kind of just pissed me off, right? He's like, this doesn't make any sense. And for some reason I couldn't put it together that it was like— you should have put it with a poop. I don't know why I couldn't.

They were flashing back and forth. A lot of shows do that.

I also like—

so it's not the show's fault, it's your fault.

Yeah, 100%. I also think I have like this, like, like when someone like recommends a show, I'm like, it can't be that good. I don't know what it— I have like an ego about shows. Yeah, you do. I don't know why.

I told you something was so good the other day and you were like, I don't know what it is.

So like, like, yeah, like I like break myself down.

I had a friend like that. If there was like a big comedy playing, I'd be like, let's go see it. And he'd be like, I can't, I can't go. I can't watch Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson.

But he must have been a comedian.

He was a comedian. Yeah. He's like, I can't go watch it. He's like, they're just, they're doing too good.

Um, but all, all jokes aside, the show is great. Now I'm hooked. I'm caught up. JFK guy is really true. That's why I watched it first. So, because Natalie was like, this is the sexiest man ever. So I was like, I gotta see.

I'm just like, how is he undiscovered? Like, how is this his first role? Like, how did he not do something before?

What's so fun about him? I know, but just like, tell me.

He has the hair, which is great. Amazing hair. Great, like, build. Like, I feel like he's like the perfect, like, size.

I don't even get how people get like that, like, build-wise.

Genetics.

They don't make him like that anymore.

No, they don't. And even— and just his feet. Like, his features are like really masculine but also soft at the same time.

Yeah, I get, I get exactly.

And his voice, there's something about his voice that's so disarming to his person.

Oh yeah, yeah, I'm a bit off his voice.

You don't like his voice?

I don't love the voice at first, but I get what you're saying.

I thought his voice was playing like if this guy was cast in Anaconda, right? You wouldn't, right?

If he was playing some doofus in Anaconda, he's playing like the hottest guy ever, the hottest guy of the 20th century.

Like, yeah, he was such a big deal in New York when I lived there.

And okay, so you were around the time when JFK Jr.—

I lived in New York City, and every day you'd read the paper and you'd be like, this guy's gonna be president. Everyone thought like, wow, this is the guy. And then he had this like regular guy thing. He would rollerblade to work, and you felt like he was one of you.

And so crazy.

It was like, it was really like, like Justin Bieber level, like celebrity.

Wait, what time was this?

'90s.

And you— would you ever see him out and about, or—

yeah, you'd see him. You'd fucking see him rollerblading down fucking—

do people leave him alone?

Yeah, people would leave him alone. Like, yeah, New York has a thing like that, which is kind of like, hey, John, I swear to God.

Okay.

Yeah, it's, it's, it's not— no, it is different than that.

I don't believe New York has a thing like that.

It does have a thing like that. Do you live in New York? Maybe with the JFKs a little bit. Like, if you see a celeb in New York, isn't it kind of like, yeah, they're out in New York like I am.

I think you have to be like a little freehand, a little more chill. Yeah, you have to be like presidential status for that kind of stuff.

I'm not saying he wouldn't get mobbed, but I mean, like, you would see him.

I think—

oh yeah, there he is. He's, he's trying to get to work just like I am.

Wow, that's amazing.

Yeah, it was pretty cool.

And so he was like the, the shit at the time.

The shit.

He's so hot in his college photos and stuff.

Oh my God, the cigar, the watch, the graduation.

He's graduating.

And then you have to go back and think about who his dad was and who his mom was. Yeah, it's American royalty.

Truly, truly American royalty.

And his dad was shot. And then there's the famous clip of him when he's like 4 years old saluting his father's like burial. Have you seen that?

Oh, it's like a really famous clip where he comes out in this little— I didn't know that was him.

And he fucking salutes his dad, and then the mom like— it's like, I mean, it's crazy. It's like, it's literally the fabric of, of our lives.

It's like, wow, full body chills right now.

Yeah, it's something that you can like connect to.

What?

No, you're really Yeah, right? Not like there's something primal about it. Like something—

dude, stop touching yourself. The fuck is going on? Yes, chase him.

It's also like the Kennedys, like you can like relate to your, your mother and father with it. You can relate it. I don't know, I grew up on the East Coast too, so it's like he was like a big deal.

Wait, were you around for JFK?

No, he died in '63.

'63.

But good question.

That's—

I guess it's a fair question. So like Abe Lincoln and like, were you there when they freed the slaves? Or, uh, okay, Zayn in here. And now this is actually—

I'm glad you bring up Abe Lincoln because here are the similarities between Abe Lincoln. Yeah. And JFK. Are you ready?

The OG, not Junior.

Okay. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Now wait, Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860. JFK in 1960. Now wait, both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both presidents were shot on a Friday. Both presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Oh, both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln. Andrew Johnson was born in 1808. Lyndon B. Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy. Lyndon B. Johnson was born in 1908.

Shut up.

How crazy is that? And then, and then Lincoln was shot in a theater and the shooter fled in a car. Kennedy was shot in a car and his shooter fled to a theater. Yeah, it was pretty crazy.

That is really creepy.

That's really crazy.

I feel like you could draw those parallels.

On Lincoln's 45th birthday, he was in Monroe, Maryland. On Kennedy's 45th birthday, he was in Marilyn Monroe. I mean, that's pretty crazy.

That's wild.

That's a lot of— that's, that's a lot. Lincoln was shot in Kennedy Theater. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln— no, Abraham Lincoln was shot in Ford Theater. Someone's just making a comment here.

Is any of that true?

No, sorry.

No, just that last comment was fake. Don't let that throw off everything.

Random to say this.

Can you believe it?

Somebody's just texting me things. Um, yeah, okay, so there's that fun fact.

Is there anything you ever wanted to ask David?

Yeah, Georgia, the only question I've ever wanted to ask you is if you're gay.

You actually think that? You don't think that?

A part of me did for a while, right?

Why, why would you think that?

I don't know, I guess because I just haven't seen him around women. You have talked to me about women, so that doesn't make sense.

You could be part of my act.

It could be like the act, you know, the facade.

Yeah, a lot of people do that. You'll see me tonight.

Yeah, I think tonight on the prowl with all the Brazilian women.

Yeah, I'm shaking that ass, you know.

I will say I have not had good luck out here in Brazil.

Tonight's gonna change that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Last time we were here, it wasn't like— it's kind of hard.

Really?

Yeah, because Brazilian women are—

I think you were really nervous. I think you just gotta like embrace the Brazilian culture and just go for it. Just be like, you want to kiss?

Do that.

Yes or no?

Brazilian thing.

Yeah.

Do you want to kiss? Yes or no?

Just walk up someone and kiss them.

Really?

Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, we double body.

We have to, us three. Yeah, like we can just pick someone for each other and do it.

You guys are gonna be so good at it because it's really fun. I'm gonna end up in jail.

I'm like, I'm gonna do it anyway. So let's play again.

You don't have to ask us twice.

Yeah.

Damn, I'm kind of jealous. I wish I had— I wish I had that ability.

I'm just gonna fake it.

Oh, before we leave this podcast, guys, I do want to say one more thing. I found out about this guy. I know you guys don't like when I talk about, um, my conspiracies. Did you know the 10th president of the United States still has a grandkid that's alive? That's not a conspiracy.

How?

I don't know. John Tyler. Has a grandson. John Tyler had a kid late, and that kid had a kid late, and he still has a grandson that's alive. And that fuck— 10th president. Is he hot?

Is he hot?

If you see him in New York, try to fuck him. Um, okay, I have one more fun fact because I like when people leave this podcast with something they have learned. Yeah, you know, if you've learned about New York dating life, learn about Georgia. In 1973, there was a man that learned to exit his physical body and he met— he traveled mentally to Jupiter. His name's Ingo Swann. He was born in Colorado. He was a painter, not a scientist. He had one strange skill: he could exit his body at will. He called it remote viewing. Scientists— yeah, you've heard of this? Yes, of course. Yeah, scientists called it impossible until they tested him at Stanford Research Institute. The first experiments, researchers gave him random coordinates on Earth. He described mountains, buildings, underground bunkers, all from thousands of miles away in real time. Yes, yes. The big leap was what if we gave him coordinates in space? Target was Jupiter. It was 1973. NASA's Pioneer 10 had passed by, but most data was still unknown. Ingo's Jupiter session, he described rings around Jupiter, a thin atmosphere of hydrogen and helium, giant storms and lightning, mountains on its moons. Scientists rolled their eyes, especially at the rings. Then in 1979, Voyager 1 flew past Jupiter. Faint rings exactly where Ingo said, composition matching his description, and massive volcanic activity on Io, which he had predicted. Suddenly his fantasy was science. Pretty crazy. Then the CIA stepped in. NASA stayed silent. The CIA classified his Jupiter session and invited him into a secret Cold War program called Project Stargate, where they were— they were using remote viewing for espionage. This is fucking insanity. You get them, you find the subway that's open, find the subway in Rio for 20 years. For 20 years, this guy worked with, with intelligence officers. So it was working.

Yeah.

He target— he targeted Soviet nuclear sites, Chinese missile sites, hidden underground facilities. Billions spent, intelligence gathered without leaving the room. Okay.

Wow.

He claimed his consciousness went even further. He spoke of other dimensions, non-human intelligences, civilizations invisible to our senses. This terrified the CIA. The core idea, according to Swan, was that consciousness is not bound by space or time. The brain isn't the source, it's an interface. We are limited— we are limitless awareness temporarily focused into bodies. The real threat: if humans understood the true reach of their consciousness, governments could never control them. Hence DMT. That's what I'm saying, we got to do it, we got to do it properly. No prison could hold you, no war could be hidden, no secret could stay secret. How crazy is that? And then this is all confirmed because the declassified CIA files released in 1995 confirmed remote viewing produced actionable intelligence. The Jupiter session was real. Project Stargate ran over for 20 years, and it was publicly shut down in 1995. Publicly shut down.

Wow.

Now the question is, was it actually shut down? I don't know, right? Publicly shut down. The physical world is a training ground where when we learn to use consciousness consciously, the game changes. How fucking crazy is that? That I'm saying, take that back to New York, Georgia.

That's— I will.

When you're in those nice penthouses, be like, do you know about Stargate?

Just go back there.

Ah, what would you use remote viewing for, Georgia? What would you look in on if you had the powers?

Oh, that's a 1?

Like someone in the shower, maybe. The actor, the JFK Jr. actor in the shower.

See what he's doing right now.

He's married.

I know, I, I already— I hit that follow.

That's really sweet. You—

wait, wait, wait, I, I looked him up to see who he was and I saw that George already followed.

I was on it.

Episode 1, paused it.

I was like, damn, we are on the same mission.

Got to be quick. How often has that happened with you?

What, like married people?

No, that too, but like, I think you have like, like any celebrity you see on TV. Yeah, um, you can talk to full-blown.

I've talked to a few and they're hot.

No, is there anyone that you publicly talked about? No, you don't do that.

No, but that is a very good one.

What's your opening line?

Close to my heart.

Really?

I feel like you know.

What's your opening line in a DM if you were to—

I don't care. DM? I don't ever DM.

She's a girl, she's just a follow.

They DM Oh, you just follow and then they message you?

Yeah, I might like a sneaky pic. I would never be like direct DM. I think that's cringy. I did DM Snoop Dogg because he followed me and I just wanted to say, hey Snoop.

What did he say? Oh, that's the one that got away.

He followed me.

Sorry, you and Harry broke up. I really like Jazzy.

I know it's not public yet, but I've been remote viewing and I've That's really nice though, Nat, that you wouldn't remote view someone in the shower when they're married. Yeah, I think that's very respectful.

Really respectful.

Even though you have this superpower that no one would know that you actually had.

It's just not hurting anybody.

Well, I don't really want to like remote view anyone in the shower. That's not like—

okay, here I am.

Oh really? Damn.

Yeah, I would.

You would?

Yeah.

Really?

I could think of a few right now.

I mean, wouldn't you want to remote view me in the shower?

Fuck no.

No, like out of curiosity? No, like, I'm not saying like to like—

I'm not saying like because then I jerk off to me.

I'm saying like just to laugh at me.

Obviously that wouldn't— that wouldn't even cross your mind.

All your years you've never seen each other naked?

No, I mean, David's definitely seen my boobs.

You've never seen him naked?

No. Wow. I mean, I've never seen— well, he's so weird about like— I don't actually give a shit. Like, I think everybody has probably seen my boobs here. He's so private about it.

Like, he'll I don't see that.

Like, even going pee, like, he will not let anyone hear him do it.

Yeah, he was weird about his ankles yesterday.

All right, that was a joke.

Oh, that was a joke.

Bringing attention to it. He's not joking.

That was a joke. Cut this out.

I know he's not joking.

You don't take your shirt off?

No.

Well, I did for a little, but then I got fat again.

Honestly, outing him right now. Whatever.

See, so why don't you— why you wouldn't want a remote?

Because then— because I'll be like, you've done such a good job protecting your body that at this point, if I were to see the parts I haven't seen, I would just be looking at you every day and I'd be like, oh, his penis is somewhere in there, you know? And I just don't want it.

I do have a penis, you know that.

I know, and it really freaks me out.

You always say this. I don't remember when this was.

I have somebody pantsed you once. Oh shit. Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.

And I'll, I'll be real, good size.

No, was it? There's no way I got pantsed and it was good.

Well, I don't know, maybe it was balls that I saw. I don't know, it was from the back.

Maybe it was balls.

Could have been just big balls, but I swear it was big. I swear it was.

Thank God.

I definitely saw it. Was like, okay.

I feel like you wouldn't be saying—

he just looked down at his dick as you were saying that. He's like, okay, yeah, I'm feeling more confident with how I'm sitting right now. Spread eagle right now.

Um, uh, what would you— did you say what you'd remote view or no?

Um, no, I actually don't know.

Oh, Jay, what would you remote view? I don't know.

Uh, I can't even think. What would I want to see?

I'd want to see some top secret shit. Like, I'd want to—

100%.

Oh yeah, I'd watch Naveen on her errands.

Uh, just so you keep a track of her?

No, just like, dude, just to laugh and see what she's doing.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, just to laugh.

I would.

I was making sure she's not fucking talking to any guys. No, I'm sorry, I was remote viewing because I wanted to see more of you.

You know, to go back to how we started with Georgia, I don't, I, I don't have any of that with her. I, it's That's beautiful. I really don't have any jealousy because honestly, David, like, if she were to leave me, I'd be like, yeah, okay.

No, you wouldn't.

I would.

You'd be devastated.

Of course I'd be devastated, but I mean, like, he'd be understanding. But like, I'd be understanding.

And if someone—

right, isn't that the best kind of love? I think that's what makes it nice, is that—

is like, that's crazy. I don't believe that shit at all, whatever you just said.

I I don't think he'd be okay with it.

Like, I guess I'm like really confused, but it's already such a win for me. Do you know what I mean?

I guess. I mean, yeah, you're definitely— I'm winning something miraculous here.

Pretty miraculous. Yeah. All right then.

All right guys, well, thank you for listening to the pod. Go check out Georgia's podcast.

It's called Girls Disrupted.

So good. I've, I've heard every episode.

It is actually—

tell me, tell me your favorite episode.

Um, well, when she talks to her—

wait, they all—

they wear like the chicest, cutest, coolest outfits for every episode too. It's actually a good watch.

What do you like about her co-host?

We do.

Her co-host?

Yeah.

Her hair.

Her hair.

Beautiful hair.

It's full. All right, go check out Jay's daily vlogs. Go check out Nat. See you guys later.

Thank you. Bye.