Never Hire Your Friends

What's up guys, welcome back to Views. Jay, guess what?

What happened?

I just found this fact out and it's gonna blow your fucking mind.

Amazing.

You know Billy Idol? Yeah, I actually don't know who he is.

Not Billie Eilish, Billy Idol.

Billy Idol.

Oh yeah, dancing with myself.

Oh, that's him. So, uh, one time he had a party. I found this on TikTok. Yeah, and it reminded me of us. One time he had a party in Thailand in one of— in a penthouse in a hotel. Really? He caused $150,000 in damages, and the Thai government had to come and shoot him with a tranquilizer dart to get him out.

Shut the fuck up.

Yeah, and I looked it up and it looks legit.

Oh, wow.

The only thing is it's not that he wouldn't stop partying, it was that he wouldn't vacate the premises to go for the president. The president needed to come in and use the room.

The president of Thailand?

I don't know, some country.

Something like that.

Yeah, so these are the facts that I want to start the podcast with.

Amazing. I mean, Billy Idol, he looks like a good time.

Was he like a rock rockstar, rockstar like that?

Rockstar, rockstar.

That was his reputation.

I also want this to be a new thing here. We, when we start the pod, I want us to give a fact so people that are listening can leave this immediately with something they've learned. So Jay, amazing. Now you say something.

Uh, guys that get morning wood are less likely to have a heart attack. Do you get morning wood, Dave?

I have heard actually great things about having sex in the morning.

Yes, for men.

Morning wood, Nat?

Huge, huge hard-on in the morning.

Um, you've heard great things from men about Having sex in the morning. Yeah, that makes sense.

No, it just happens.

I think it's really important we fuck right now.

It's for my health.

It's for my health.

It's like, yeah, just like in order— like if you have sex, you have that release first thing in the morning, like you have a more productive day, you know, all the things are better throughout the day.

I 100% think you should be doing that in the morning. I stand by it. Right, right.

Whether it's yourself or with somebody else.

Do you get morning wood though?

Uh, it's maybe too much information. Right. But you bet your ass.

When you were working out a lot, did you get more wood?

No.

Oh, you didn't?

No, no, no.

He's hyperactive as is.

Yeah, I mean, can I just tell you, just all wood. Don't tell us.

Just hard all day.

Don't get me started about working out and about what it does to you and what it doesn't, because I have never been happier since I've quit. I am at the peak happiness of my life right now.

Since you've gone full slack?

I actually had no—

I did not realize how miserable I was being in shape.

Really?

Yeah.

Damn.

Morning wood.

Yes, I get morning wood, and I also masturbated this morning.

Wonderful. Cleaning it out, huh? Amazing.

Can I tell you something about Natalie?

Oh, please do.

I want to hear.

Can I say— oh wait, go. No, no, say something. No, you're about to say something nice. I can feel it.

No, I definitely wasn't gonna say anything.

Okay, um, I just want to say, after— I think I texted both of you guys this, but after the last podcast Yeah, the amount of DMs that I got. I've never had this many DMs like in my life, and I feel like I've done some pretty cool shit, but literally the shit.

Wow.

Is what I mean. I was scrolling, scrolling, like, and still to this day, people are still listening like, hey, I'm going to keep your secret. Don't worry, it's safe.

Oh, and you said you had diarrhea.

Well, you said you told people, you were like, you guys, this is our little secret. This is our close friends podcast, you know? But if you are out there and you're listening, make sure to send Natalie DM. You're going to keep her secret safe.

That's really funny.

And even on my, like, I posted on Instagram picture or whatever, and my post, they're like, we're gonna keep your secret. I'm like, this does not look good for me.

Oh, I remember when you first got that DM, you like freaked out.

Yeah, I was scared.

What secret? But then immediately you knew what they were talking about. It's just diarrhea. Yeah, that's really funny. Yeah, people have been messaging me about being on my close friends too.

Yeah, I saw your close— I finally got a look at the close friends and it was great.

Exhilarating?

It was so good.

What did you think?

But then also I was like, Why is this close friends? I was like, this is great. Why wouldn't you just share this to your followers?

Because it's just more intimate.

It was.

Sometimes I'll take Natalie off the close friends and I'll just talk shit about her.

That's not funny.

Really?

Yeah.

We were yesterday in Minnesota and I was really pissed.

Yeah.

Because we were in Minnesota and I just took her off the close friends and I just let it rip.

No, you didn't.

Yeah, he did.

He did let it rip.

Did he actually?

Yeah. The first slide was you putting stuff into the car and it was like, why the fuck doesn't— Natalie's planning too much stuff.

She saw that. She didn't see the other stuff.

What was the other stuff?

I mean, Natalie, I don't want to see it. I don't want to tell you right now, but I used some words that probably should never be used. Yeah.

Then it was you guys getting manicures or getting massages in the airport.

That's good.

Yeah, we're at the mall.

We went to Mall of America and we sat in these massage chairs for like 30 minutes to kill some time.

And then it was— you had to pay her $10 to get up. Is that what it was? The Venmo? You Venmoed her?

The massage chair cost $10.

Yeah, we got into the massage chairs at Mall of America and I got— they kind of fucking— they kind of suck.

Oh, I was having a great time.

I just want to sit, but they're so fucking hard. I was like, Natalie, can we please leave? And then she's He's like, if you pay me for the remainder of the time. So I had to send Natalie $10 to get up from the chair. Yeah. Other than that, Mall of America was cool. But I do, I am worried about malls in general. I just feel like it's like the status of the lifespan of a mall. Yeah.

Yeah.

You think people won't go anymore?

I think they need to be smaller and more activity driven. I think it needs, like, I don't think people escape rooms. Escape rooms are a little lame, but I think like Like I've always said, like, turn our mall here, the Sherman Oaks Mall, right?

Yeah.

It actually gets like pretty good foot traffic. I feel like for a mall it does really well.

Yeah.

But I'm just saying, if it was suffering, what I would do is I would gut the big department stores like Macy's, whatever, have the ends be like mini golf on one end, like 18 holes. On the other end, let's do 8 pickleball courts, 2 tennis courts on the other end. Because, you know, malls are usually like quadrants, like they're in like fours.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So like on the other end do basketball courts and then through the hallways have like activities, like either bars or make it very like Topgolf-esque, but make the entire thing like an activity center. So you come in and you just spend all day and it's just unlimited activities. You can, and it could be even like a theme park. Like you, you, uh, you pay like a $50 day pass, right? And maybe you get one free meal at the food court.

Sure.

It's not bad.

I don't know why there's like a spa experience and you can go to Abercrombie if you want.

Yeah.

I don't know why that's not happening. I feel like activity activities will never die unless we figure out VR properly. So I don't understand why malls aren't converting to like activity hubs, especially in the Midwest where like the activities are limited once it gets fucking cold.

Like you can only—

you can do all that at the mall, America, right? There's all kinds of things you can do. There's—

you can, but there's something about it. It's the feng shui of these big malls that's a little bit off. Yeah, but then it's too much happening.

But then also I have been to malls that have that stuff and that's the worst. You want to go go into an escape room or go into a place that has like, um, no, Jay, mirrors and stuff.

That's just— I literally just told you why. It's the feng shui. It needs to be built like as an activity center, not as a mall coexisting with an activity center. That's what you just listed is like cheap activities. And then also I think there's another spectrum where like, I don't think you need skiing inside a mall.

No.

Like, I don't think you need to go like above and beyond. I just think it needs to like all be so cohesive and make so much sense. Where it's like— and I, and I think walking through the mall, it shouldn't be a mall. I think it should be turfed, and it should be like you're walking through a neighborhood with streetlights. And like, I think it should feel like, oh, I've just entered Funland, like a city.

Yeah, I don't know, like the Venetian.

Uh, Venetian's a little too like, we're pumping oxygen in here to keep you away.

Yeah, a little, a little more like laid back and chill.

Okay, I don't know, somebody wants to approach me with this, I feel like we can really reinvent malls.

Hey, do you see this thing?

Yes, I do get morning wood.

Do you see this thing that's like all over TikTok? It's like, your boyfriend is embarrassing. Yes, like a big push to not have a boyfriend.

Talking about this, and every time I tune out because I really don't know what you guys are saying. What does that mean?

It's like, if you have a boyfriend, that's embarrassing. Like, you should either have a husband or be single.

Vogue released this article about, is having a boyfriend embarrassing these days? Oh, because there's a lot— there's a lot of like—

ever—

like, it feels like a lot of people are single, you know?

Right.

And if it's also like— there's also this thing where it's like, well, can I bring my boyfriend?

When did they release this?

Like a week or two ago.

So I haven't beat— I have been saying this now.

Yeah, it does align with your theory.

Yeah, my theory. Natalie, go ahead, tell everybody. I've been really hard on this, like really hardcore on my new theory. Yeah, you know how I like change my perspective on life every like every episode? Every episode. This is my new perspective. Go ahead, Natalie. And Natalie's getting really bothered by it. She yells at me to shut up.

Well, which perspective? Because we talk about this extensively.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, just give me the basics.

Well, David is just saying this life is so overstimulating. There's so many things going on. You have access to so many people and so many things. True love is essentially dead, right? This process or thought of eternal love and marriage and all of that. So he's like, let's be real.

Because, you know, guys, I know you're listening to this. And you guys have significant others where you guys are completely in love. And I don't discount that at all. I think that's— I think that's real.

Okay.

I think there's like this unfortunate thing with what is— what is in at least the little corner of Los Angeles that we live in.

Yeah.

Or that we like spend our day-to-day in that sucks that out of you. And I just think it's impossible to find love.

Currently it is difficult.

Um, it's a job. You have to go and you're not willing to go and look for it.

It's not like that. Like in the Midwest, it like operates, it's like different.

It's different.

Like you find someone that you're really comfortable with, you do those activities with them and like, that's it.

I think it's just our lives the way that we currently, like we'd have to do a real life search.

It's like you guys live in a bubble. It's like, yeah, yeah, we do. Everyone lives in their own bubble and our bubble is unfortunately fucking sucked out.

There's no love. Someone has squeezed the love out of our bubble.

I get so mad.

He—

we weren't sitting next to each other.

I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. I'm just learning to accept it.

Sure.

Okay, but just like keep it to yourself because I don't like when he spreads this negative energy towards me. I was telling him, I was like, I understand that misery loves company and you're trying to rationalize this.

I told her that she's the nepo baby of misery because Jen is queen of misery, right? Um, and she doesn't— she for some reason thinks that I'm the one that's miserable. I'm just trying to adapt here to the situation.

Yeah, but I don't want to live that way. I want to—

you have to, you have to leave here.

Okay, well then I will have to figure that out.

I'm telling you, you genuinely have to like—

the people that have found success and love in LA are the people that are like, yeah, I gotta get out of here and just like leave.

I found success. I found love.

Dude, I can't— you're such an anomaly.

Ferris has a girlfriend.

It's crazy.

Ferris found love. Joe got married. I mean, Scott.

Okay, I'm so sorry.

Keith.

I'm not— okay, first of all, all of them have moved out.

But they found the love here.

Yeah, but they had to leave because of it.

No, they didn't. They didn't leave because of their love. They left because they wanted to leave. But I mean, like, you're not— in other words, this is what I think is going on.

I also am not speaking on everybody that lives in Los Angeles.

I would say, like, our little corner, not even our specific little Natalie and David corner of this movie room. Yeah, I'll speak on that.

Yeah, that's what I mean.

I'll speak on that.

You don't— our personal experience—

you don't put in the work.

You don't put in the work.

Because at the end of the day, David, you'd rather fucking sit on the couch and watch Jon eat wings and time him—

this has happened to me—

than be with a woman.

Okay, here's—

yes, you're totally right. I'd rather sit with Jon and Alex all fucking day than be with a woman.

Sure.

And this has happened to me, like, I'm not even kidding you, 2 or 3 times the last week. I'm not kidding. I'm not exaggerating. Okay, maybe 2 times. Okay, but it's enough that it's happened 2. It feels like it's happened 10.

Sure.

I've been talking to a girl when I'm out, right? And I'm just like, what do you like to do? And actually it happened way more than two. And without fail, she's like, I just love— like, I can't say no to activities. Like, I love going to do things. Like, I love going on a hike, random trip to Santa Barbara. I love— like, I'll go anywhere.

All these millions of things.

And I'm always like, oh, I always say— I always keep it super honest.

I'm like, oh, you have the wrong person.

Like, I absolutely— I don't like doing things.

You say that.

Yeah. I like— I don't like doing anything. Like, I love staying at home. I'll say no to everything under the sun.

Yeah.

And then, and then this says— this is what happened twice. They go, well, honestly, like, me too. Like, I don't— I feel like I'm such a homebody. Really?

Hook you in.

Yeah.

What is this?

That's a move. That's a definite move.

But it's not— it's not true, because I know if they actually understood my lifestyle, they'd be like, oh damn, he wasn't kidding. He actually does like to be at home. Yeah. But then someone put put it for me in a good perspective, like painting the picture properly. Yeah, they're like, I think your job is so overstimulating with like— and like, it's so draining socially. Yeah, that you do actually enjoy doing nothing. Yeah, because you just get so much of that working. And I know that's like, should be kind of obvious, but I think it's not obvious at all. I've never heard anybody say that, and I'm like, oh wow, that's totally true. Like, like, my work is what other people consider The round trip to Mexico, I do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But like, I'm doing it as part of like work.

Mhm.

Yeah. Um, so I just do it.

I do it often.

Yeah, yeah, that's a, that's a fair—

so anyway, no love assessment. I'm also, I don't know, I'm also amping it up for— please don't fucking DM me.

This is actually the way he speaks in person. You're like, you're never going to find love.

Yeah, but, but yeah, I, I just amp it up just because this is my personality right now.

So don't, don't DM me things like, Dave, you got to give love another chance.

I will. I'm just being dramatic for right now.

Come back next week when he's in love.

Yeah, yeah, next week is going to be different. I found a pocket in Santa Barbara. It's not like it is here.

That sounds good.

Okay, sorry. Now, what were you saying? You kind of believe what I say, right?

I understand what you're saying. I just like, I just refuse to believe it because it's such like a pessimistic outlook on like, you're just like closing yourself off, you know? And I'm at a point right now where I feel like I have more men in my life than I ever have.

Wow.

You know, like, I feel like I have like, okay, not that I'm like hooking up with people, but I just Any suitors? I feel like the past 2 months, like, I've had more— I've had— I've interacted on a romantic level. Yeah, not hooking up, but just like talking to men, men approaching me. And it never really happens. Like, I feel like we've talked about this before where I feel like people are like scared to approach me.

Like, that's 100% true. You know what changed it is the Ferrari.

No, 100%. I've gotten hit up so much more since I got the Ferrari.

Really?

Yeah, which you think is like the opposite.

Which is crazy.

Yeah, it's really crazy.

Huh, I wonder why that is. Yeah, because that obviously doesn't happen. Well, I don't think it's happened to me. I didn't get like a Ferrari or anything and people are like, it was like a switch.

I mean, get more girls when you got your Ferrari?

100% not. And then the one thing I definitely— one thing that definitely didn't help me is when I got abs.

Really?

What are you talking about?

Everybody reached out to you when you had abs to congratulate me, but it was not like girls were like, well, you also just—

you like hid away. You like got the abs and then you were like, I'm just curl up on the couch and not put them to use.

Well, what are we gonna do, just go fuck the town?

No, look, get out there, look good.

No, no, I'm telling you, like, sorry, I want to go back to your Ferrari thing because I think it's really interesting. But, but yes, the abs definitely did not— I don't know, I don't think I've ever like purchased anything that's actually helped me, but for some reason this Ferrari is doing shocking numbers with you. I know, like it has completely changed.

Why do you think that is?

Why do I? Yeah, I think there was like I think Natalie was in like a spot that was like no man's land. It's like, who is this woman? Like, is she doing well or is she— do you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know how to explain it.

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

And I—

or is like, is it just her friend is facilitating her entire like being?

Yes. Yeah. And I think, I think the Ferrari like gave her character.

This materialistic car finally gave her personality. No, no, but do you know what I'm Yeah, visibility.

But no, no, it's not. It's not.

No, but it's like, it's, it's kind of become like, like it's like made her like her own person.

It's so weird.

Wow. What it is, it's a great opener. How's the Ferrari?

Yeah, yeah.

That's how every single one of them opens.

It's an easy question to ask. It's innocuous.

There's like a guy that stopped talking to her for a little and like, yeah, didn't talk to me all summer.

Yeah.

And then I got this Ferrari. Literally, like, I kid you not, 2 days after the— we posted, I got this Ferrari. He has been hitting me up nonstop trying to hang out. And I'm like, I'm not even like interested in this guy.

Nonstop. Like, wow. Doesn't respond to the text, so he swipes up on Instagram.

Yeah.

If I don't respond, he'll DM me. Like, really? Yeah.

Not, not like in an annoying way, but she's got like decorations at her house and he's like, where did you get these? I'm looking for this for my house. She didn't respond on Instagram, so then he texted her saying, hey, I'm still looking for these decor— like, like completely unnecessary things. Wow.

Really interesting.

Yeah, that's it. Girls just got to get a sports car, I guess. Yeah.

I feel like there's usually like like a— there's usually a fear with girls with sports cars, right?

That's what I thought was gonna happen. People are gonna be like, oh, this girl is too much. Like, this is right, much going on.

I think it's how you acquired it. I think, um, I don't know. I think it's because you are like business-y on your page. I don't know.

I'm like not business-y at all on my page. I'm like in a bikini and have the fucking photos.

No, but you're— I don't know. I, I don't know. I'm shocked. But yes, Natalie's been fucking crushing in the man department.

Damn.

Just obliterate.

You go through her DMs?

No, she's actually really weird about like me reading a message of hers. I think she gets like really embarrassed about how she talks.

Well, yeah, because you make fun of me.

Yeah, for sure. Do you know— that's—

that actually is an interesting point.

There was one moment where I was talking to— this is where my personality forever changed, and I can't believe I've never spoken about this because it was like such a big revelation for me.

There was this moment where I was— there was this girl I liked, and I really liked Yeah.

And I was being like very extroverted and I was like making jokes, but really being David about it. And my friend— I feel like this has happened to everybody— but my friend in front of her goes, dude, you're really different when you're talking to girls. And I was like, oh my God, that's like one of— that's so fucking embarrassing that he would just say this in front of her. So then from there on out, I made it so I'm always the version of me that's talking to girls. Yeah, so, so never—

what's up, moron?

No, genuinely, so never am I— I don't even remember that old David. Sure, because I just genuinely— that's what I became, I think, David, when I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna be this extra— I'm gonna talk to Natalie the exact way that if a girl was in the room, like, you know what I mean? Like, how many times do you see me talking to a girl and it's that much different than what I would be like in real life?

Um, I don't think— I don't think I've seen— I think you're, yeah, the same.

Exactly.

That's why you're single.

Maybe you—

maybe it's okay to code switch when you're talking to girls.

Code switch.

Yeah, no, you're right. No, no, no, I'm still like—

I, I get more gentle. I'm obviously not— yeah, I'm not—

yeah, like, I won't even call Natalie a bitch around a girl because Thank God.

You know, you have a date coming up this week?

What?

You have like a potential date or anything? I don't know, something tells me like all the stuff you're saying, it's just phony. It's just— yeah, there's like, you literally probably have some, a date like lined up this week.

Do you? Um, maybe.

Yeah, possibly. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

Hey baby, it's Davey.

That's how I'm talking.

Hey girl, it's me, the real guy.

Um, I don't know, I'm No rush, crazy Davey. And you know how people say like you, you, it comes when you, when you're not like expecting it or whatever, when you're not looking for it?

That's how I feel right now, and I'm just getting it in abundance.

Really?

Yeah.

Well, I'm actually not looking forward to it. I'm not even trying to, I'm not even trying to trick the universe. I'm genuinely not even looking for it.

I'm not looking for it.

I don't want it.

It's not important.

I'm excited. I'm so excited. I'm meeting this guy in 2 weeks.

Weeks. Yeah, where?

I don't want to say where because if he ever listens to this, I just don't want him to know that it's him. But I've been like, I've been talking about this man.

Fucking climb this man like a tree. No, not like, you know, orangutans are the biggest mammals that live in trees.

Really?

Yeah. All right, back to you now.

What does this have to do with Natalie? Well, anyway, Natalie looks like an orangutan.

Natalie's a gorilla. Um, no, but I've been like, I've been like manifesting your tit.

No, she's scratching the side of her arm.

She said Natalie's a gorilla, she just started scratching her boob. I was like, okay, she's really into character.

Anyways, I'm gonna be— I'm gonna see him in like 2 weeks, and I'm really excited about it.

Um, he didn't ask me out, but he's like—

what is with guys?

No, no, no, no, this is—

so this guy's like one that we, we like do business with at the same time.

Okay, this guy's like, um, like, um, he's big in like this world.

Sure.

Here? So he's probably— he's—

he invited me to an event that he's like hosting.

Okay.

And so— and, and like, he's also just been texting me on the side or whatever. We were texting, and then he also invited me to the event in 2 weeks, so I'll get to like see him in person.

Okay.

And he's like excited about like me coming to the event or whatever, so we'll see how it goes. But like, but I've, I've very, very loosely— like, we've known each other, we've never interacted with each other. Like, I do not know him really at all outside of just like social media stuff.

Okay.

And, um, but I'm excited because I've been like— I feel like I've been manifesting it for so long.

She's been talking about this guy for a really long time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's—

and he's like, he does well, like he owns like a business, he crushes.

Okay.

My only, my only issue is— and this is why Natalie and I have been talking about all this a lot— is he's—

if there's anybody tapped into the scene, he's very in the scene, it's him.

So I'm just like, just Natalie, just be careful, like like, you're playing with our people here, you know, our little corner. It's fucked. It's eternal.

He's looking to get out of the scene.

Maybe, maybe he's moving to Iowa.

He doesn't live in LA anyway, but he is very much in this, like, his work, his entire business is involved in the scene. He knows everybody.

Okay.

Um, anyways, so yeah, TBD. We'll see how that goes.

So that, that's going to be a really big thing. Really, really exciting.

Yeah, I'm excited.

How was, uh, New Mexico?

Oh my God.

The time of our lives, and we owe it all to Jonah.

Where'd you stay?

So we went to go see—

so Jonah's shooting a movie. He's shooting with a really big actor.

Yeah.

Um, who maybe you'll see in the next vlog. Maybe we're gonna tease who it is.

Sure.

Um, I mean, dude, I'm actually like so proud of this guy. It's kind of crazy.

It's crazy.

Like, I should—

okay, so I showed Zane some scenes from the movie.

Yeah, not even scenes, it's just me recording the scenes. Yeah, Zane's just like, I literally have goosebumps, and like, I'm like so happy for him.

Oh, that's nice.

Because it's like, I mean, he willed it. We'll never be— we'll never be able to paint the picture for people because they don't know Jonah, right? And he's so extremely—

I think they get it, maybe.

But he's so annoying and obnoxious.

He's just annoying.

And I'm not— okay, so there was a prank we did back in the day where we got this fake movie role, and that 100% stemmed from the greatest, biggest ego of all time. Like, it was like, we— I wanted to put this guy in place so bad because all he would talk about is how he's, he's not an influencer, he's so much bigger and better, he's an actor, blah blah blah.

This is a while ago, he doesn't talk like that anymore.

Yeah, but now all he does is talk about movies and films, and there's, there's a— about him being in a movie, being a big actor one day, and there's a way to talk about that totally, which is endearing.

Thing, but he does it in a way where none of us believe him anymore, right? Like, it's gotten to the point where it's just like what he's talking about is fugazi.

Like, it's not—

well, there were a lot of times where it'd be like, I'm starting shooting next month, and it wouldn't happen. Yeah, for years.

When we had the Discovery show— yes, so we had 5 years ago— we had a Discovery show 5 years ago.

Yeah, yeah, the show is incredible.

So it had like, what, $700,000 per episode? An insane budget. $700,000 per episode. So like, not only were my friends getting paid, but everyone was getting first-class seats, best hotel rooms. It was the best setup to visit all, all all these fun countries around the world that we got to choose. We were like, we wanna go to South Africa. So the show's like, here's 700 grand. And they planned all of it. And we got to go and make a South Africa vlog and they made an episode. And then Jonah is like, we have 3 more countries left and we're planning it. And he's like, I can't do it. Like, I can't do it. I have to focus on my movie. We start shooting next week. He's like, I can't go to this. I can't do the show. And I'm like, Jonah, this is like, first of all, the most traditional opportunity we've ever had in our lives. Like, all you do is talk. About wanting to be traditional and not wanting to be on the internet, and you finally have this opportunity to be on like Discovery, whatever, it's like, it's very mainstream, and you're saying no to it, and then the movie never started fucking shooting. It's been 5 years. It's been 5 years since that Discovery show, and the movie finally started shooting 2 weeks ago. And it's just like, now think about that, but think about every week Jonah's coming up to you and saying that his movie's shooting the next month. Every single month for for maybe 8 years. I don't know how long it was. So yes, it gets fucking— like, it gets exhausting and you stop believing in him. And like, it's just like, it's just a joke and you just tune it out. But then when you actually— that was a lot of negative just to get to the positive of this.

Yeah.

But, um, but then when you actually see him doing it, it's actually happening, he's actually acting with this guy that's like such a perfect pair for him.

Yeah.

It's fucking I mean, I was there and I was standing on the side and I was just like, they did a scene together and I was like, wow.

Yeah.

Wow. And I don't get impressed by anything anymore.

No, you don't.

And I was just like, wow, this is so fucking insane. It's actually happening. They're actually doing this together. I was fucking shook.

That's a lesson for everybody out there, man. Just fucking keep going and—

Just be delusional.

Be delusional until it comes true. Anything happens.

Yes, yes, 100%.

That is awesome.

You know, that's just a great lesson.

But hold on.

He made it happen. He willed it.

100% he did.

But still, like, mind you how you— you know, you may push away people from doing that.

So don't necessarily do it as hard as he did.

But yes, he should have internalized all those thoughts, and he did.

I mean, he just—

he was very extroverted about all this.

He does manifestation tapes. He does all that.

I mean, the king of manifesting. And like, everybody that's on there is like— for him, the actor— the actor that was there saw the prank we pulled on him 7 years ago, and he's like, he— this is full circle. Like, he manifested this. Yeah, like, it's kind of fucking crazy. It is kind of insane.

So what a story.

I can't be more happy for him. Like, it's like, dude, it's fucking insane. I really hope this movie does well. I, I was— there was a scene where he has to cry.

Yeah.

And I was— it was, uh, in, in like a hospital, and I was sitting outside with like headphones happening.

Yeah.

And, um, and I'm just hearing Jonah cry on— and I'm just like, oh my God, I can't believe this is happening. He's like acting, and it's like— and the actor he's working with is so great because he's like giving him so many tips. Yeah, like it's the perfect guy to be in this movie with.

Wow.

Yeah.

Damn.

And he gave him a high praise. The actor told him that he reminds him of a young Jonah Hill.

Wow.

Yeah, it's kind of crazy coming from that actor too.

It's like, yeah, damn. Wow, we're getting Taylor on the pod and Naveen.

Okay, Taylor just walked into the room and she said I could squash the beef with you on the pod. I didn't even know we had beef. All right, hit it.

Well, you called me and then you were eating your Taco Bell when you were out of town this past weekend, and he told me that we could finish the conversation later.

Oh, what was the conversation about?

Well, in my perspective, so the other day, guys, I got a little frustrated with David.

Oh, this is about camping.

So this is my problem, exactly this. He thinks it's about camping.

Okay, and for the audience, camping is you had to clean up a major—

oh no, no, it's not even that, Jay. I'm— we're past that. We squashed, we squashed that.

And what was the beef about camping?

Well, what's our tiff? No, let's make it clear. What's the new— what's the new tiff?

The new tiff is that you said I am just here for vibes.

No, I said you shouldn't get offended when I say you're here for vibes.

Well, we—

yeah, this is what the point we covered, but we didn't finish.

But I'd be thrilled if David ever said that about me.

Exactly what I said.

If David said, oh, we keep Jay around for the vibes, I'd be like, oh, that's amazing. But I know, I know I'm the worst vibes.

So Taylor feels like she's like— Taylor feels like she should be doing more work, right? Whatever. Right.

And well, isn't that what you feel No, I feel like I do a lot of work.

I'm curious. I don't, I just don't really know what you're saying.

Back, back to the runway.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'll try again.

We're bringing you back in, Dave.

That brings me to my next problem.

So a lot of things that you don't see, like actually you're working behind the scenes.

Yes. And I have like, I have multiple people like vouching for me, but I have people vouching the opposite way. Oh really?

But I think it's just like a, what people say to your face and what people don't say to your face. Face. Vice versa.

Like, I actually don't think that's true. It's just kind of— matter of fact, it's like what people say to your face, but it's like I hear my ears in the ground. People just aren't brave enough to tell you.

I'm just like, obviously people say— no, like I'm saying, bullshitting me too. We're both just getting fake things.

Well, I think Taylor— Taylor, David, you said she's here for vibes, and Tay is saying I do more than just vibes. Is that right?

I'm saying, of course I bring the vibes, but there's, there's days There's days like yesterday where it's like, okay, what really should I be doing?

Yeah.

Right.

Because it's like a slow day. David's laying on the couch. It's like, then there's days and weekends and like when you are having a conversation, you're on 3 meeting calls and we haven't done anything. And I'm waiting here till 8:00 PM to like, I don't know, be vibes.

You do realize you don't ever have to work past like 5 or 6:00 PM. That is your choice. Of why you're here so late. I agree, but you do realize that you stay here late and we actually try to send you home, but you refuse. You, you, you, I mean, tell me, am I right?

Okay.

I mean, am I right?

Yeah, but we're not twisting this the wrong way. There's a lot of things.

Right, right, right. So, okay. So she's saying two things can be right. Two things can be true. She likes, you like working here.

Of course. Complimented that. Now I know what you mean by bringing the vibes.

Oh, nice.

But at the time—

yeah, yeah. So she originally, she's just like, she got offended. Okay, so this is how it started. Taylor is like head of Snapchat stuff and vibes. That's why I say she's— she does here.

Okay, okay, okay.

I think sometimes she feels like she needs a greater purpose.

Okay.

Which I totally understand, because a person should feel that. And then it's, the fight started with, the fight started with she had to clean up something at the house. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry that you have to do some work today. And then she got, excuse me, she got mad. I shouldn't have said that. I was obviously being snippy. Sure.

Well, you said you can't just always bring the vibes. And I was like, what? I do a lot more than that.

And I only said that because because she— I can normally— she gets offended when I say she brings the vibes. Yeah, because of— because, yeah, she wants like a bigger purpose. But then I explained to her, I'm like, listen, anybody can do the other parts of your job. Anybody can make food, anybody could set up a bit, anybody can strike down a bit, right? Anybody can move this to there, A to Z, drive me to the airport. But to bring the vibes is— I mean, especially with me me is very— one in a million.

Sure, right?

Okay, so of course I got frustrated after he said, well, you can't just always bring the vibes.

So I—

of course, we didn't have this conversation until he explained to me a few days later that how much value is in David's vibes. And so I appreciate that.

Like, Natalie will get mad at on.

Yeah. Does Natalie bring the vibes?

Fuck no. Um, she brings the vibes. She does. Yeah, like in a different way.

Okay.

And to be honest, majority of my hires are vibe hires. Like, I don't really— I don't hire— do you think I hired Ilya to run Dobrik's and Zila because he's the smartest in our school? No, dude, that guy had like a 2.7 GPA. Yeah, arguably one of the dumbest kids in our high school.

But is he one of the—

was he one of the funnest kids in high school?

Yeah.

If I'm not the funnest kid in school. Sure. 100%. I don't hire people based on their merits. I don't hire people because I believe that they'll go far in the business world. I hire them because I want to hang out.

Sure.

Yeah.

Sam Altman, same way. So Zuckerberg, actually Elon.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

And then I put into perspective people on Shark Tank.

Yo, I know you want 25% of business, but how fast can you chug a beer?

No, I put into perspective perspective, like me the first day that I was like working for, or yeah, working for David, or the first year that I was hired. And it is truly impossible to be vibes.

No, you are vibes. You know how highly David speaks of you when you're not around? He literally, he literally, sometimes, sometimes everything will be wrong and, and he'll be yelling at all of us and then he'll be like, I just, I just wish Taylor was here. Where's Taylor? Taylor's the only one I like, you literally hear him say that like so many times.

And that's why I stay. That's why I— that's— it's, you know, my decision to be here 24/8. I will agree with that.

Is—

okay, so why? So what do you want more of? Do you want me to—

no, no, I just—

what do you want from me? How can I—

I just want you to acknowledge that there is more than vibes.

Yeah, 100%. You do. No, you do more than vibes.

I cook, I clean.

Yeah, no, no, No, no, no, you crush those. And you do them with love. And I'm always so impressed with how you put things together.

And then I'm like, you know—

I cook, I clean.

Yeah, like there's a lot more, you know, when there's—

Oh, you're really great.

The helping hand.

In terms of doing more too, I don't think there's a better job than doing Snapchat. That's like a really important job.

No, no, no, yeah, and I always say that. I was like, this is like majority of our income.

That's what I was gonna say.

I know it feels goofy 'cause we're reviewing an RC airplane I just bought off TikTok Shop for $125. But like, believe it or not, it is the majority of our income. So like, yeah, so I don't know, look at it that way.

So, right, it was just in the moment.

More money than Natalie.

Yeah.

So yeah, okay, I just wanted to squash the beef by saying nice, I understand the value in David's vibes. And at the time it made me angry because I wasn't thinking in like from a David's brain perspective.

Oh, so, oh, you're squashing the beef by almost— by agreeing with me. I didn't even realize this. I was being defensive.

I'm sort of agreeing with you, but I'm also saying don't forget about the other things that I do, right?

Okay, okay. But you've backtracked a little bit. Now you're more on my side than you were before.

No, well, it did hurt my feelings, but I'm saying that my feelings are no longer hurt because I understand how much value you hold in vibes.

Okay.

Oh, there you go.

Wow, what a happy ending. Well, yeah, it is getting to be the end of the year. We need to squash all our beefs.

Well, good job, Tay.

But it was your tone that You said it in that you can't just always bring the vibes.

Well, yeah, I know. I was definitely trying to get under your skin because you're frustrating me.

Yeah, but you can't get—

you know why? Because you got drunk, and when you're drunk, it's, it's very— it's not fun. He—

okay, okay, we'll squash it.

Okay, okay, we'll squash it because I don't want to get into it either.

John's working the other—

yeah, John's working right now.

How is John working out as your assistant?

Hey, oh, he's not—

he's just your new My new—

oh, I love John.

Oh, good.

So John argued today that he has— so John is our friend who we also hired. Perfect. Another guy, when Natalie tells him to do things and he doesn't do it, I have to tell Natalie, I'm like, Nat, he's not here to work. Sure.

He's not a real person.

I will say it's so nice having John around because he actually just like—

He brings the vibe. That's why Taylor discovered them for us.

No, yeah, he just, he doesn't really like complain much. I'll just be like, he'll be like, all right, let's go.

He doesn't do anything.

I'll be like, John, can you, can you—

and you really have to tell him like what to do, you know?

I told him, hey, in the morning, can you put all the Kids' Choice Awards back on the shelf? Yeah, and John never does anything I ever ask him. Like, it's 100% of the time he always forgets. So I looked at Alex and I go, Alex, you see what I just told John?

And Alex goes, noted, you want him to put the Kids' Choice Awards back on the shelf.

Shelves in front of John. Does this in front of John, this whole thing. And then I come in next morning, I walk downstairs. I mean, I see John at like 3 or 4 PM. Kids' Choice Awards not on the shelf.

Oh my God.

I'm like, John, where are the Kids' Choice Awards? And he goes, you canceled the party. And I go, that has nothing to do with anything. Why did you combine those two things?

Right?

Like, it had nothing to do with anything, but they just need to go back to where they belong. Yeah, but like, that's how he does it. He'll like take an excuse and he'll be like, do something. Yeah, like, it'll be like, John, I need you to— I need you to wash these sheets. And then I'll ask him to go see Frankenstein in theaters.

Yeah.

And he'll be like, we're gonna go see Frankenstein later. It'll make no sense. There'll be no connection. Frankenstein's in 6 hours. But for some reason, I don't know. So yeah, so John's pretty interesting working here too. John works 2 jobs. He works for me and he works for Ilya. Ilya. Okay, Ilya, he does the podcast with, and Ilya has now instructed him to try to lose weight again. Okay, part of the Zeal Challenge. So today we were having like a meeting, like the company meeting, and John was sitting there and we were talking about hours of working, and Natalie's like, well, you do play pickleball for 6 hours a day. He played 3 hours this morning and he's playing right now as we're recording the pod. And John's like, and John's like, that's work for me.

Why does that work?

Because he's losing Oh, so damn. So now we're not allowed to bother him when he's playing pickleball.

Damn, people got it good around here. Yeah, people got it really good.

No, it's incredible.

Unbelievable.

It's one of the best places ever.

Wait, that— sorry, that was my favorite line in this com— in this argument. David, when David said, I'm here for vibes, John goes, oh man, we can get paid to do that?

No, I know everybody around Taylor thought the vibes thing was great. It's like, you, you know, you always want what you don't have.

Will you be hiring any— anybody else?

Yes.

Really?

Yes.

Now, real people?

That's chiming in. Nat says no more vibe hires.

Sorry, any more vibe hires coming? That's all I care about.

No more vibes. We are maxed out on friend capacity here.

Yeah, that is true. We've, we've, we've hired too many people.

But yeah, what?

No, no, we've hired too many people to do nothing, right?

Right, right.

This is the way. So now we need to start—

yeah, we need to start doing it for real.

Now you're going to have to have awkward conversations with people that you don't know around the house?

No, no, not really. Like, we have this girl that works with us, her name's Brooke, and, uh, she works till like 6 PM, she just leaves.

Yeah.

Okay, Brooke is not a—

I know that doesn't sound crazy to anybody listening to the pod, but it's so crazy to us, cuz every time she leaves, it's fucking—

she leaves at 6:02. Yeah, on the dot. Okay, does not care what's going on, leaves.

Yeah, leaves.

DiCaprio could be sitting on the couch, she's like, I'm I'm out. 6:02, I'm clocking out. But nobody does that here. But like, that's just, that's just the way she wants to live life, which is awesome.

Yeah.

But it's so funny because nobody—

like, you know what I mean? Yeah.

She has—

Taylor's here watching Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter, until 11:30, but she's just like, I'm out. And that— I think that's really cool. That's like our first person that like has a separate life, right? That has actual work-life balance.

Yeah.

Everyone else here suffers with it because—

did Brooke get drunk at the Halloween party?

Zane always fucking targets Brooke when he's out drinking, because I think Zane always wants everyone to have fun. Sure. For some reason, Zane's just like, Brooke, it's time to let loose, let's go. And they always take so many shots.

Really?

Yeah. And Brooke, at the last Halloween— or no, what was it?

At your birthday party?

At my birthday, she was like, Dave, let's take a shot, which is crazy for her to say. And I was like, I'm good. And she— and then she came up to me again and she was like, David, let's take a shot.

Yeah.

Wait, should we get her in?

Yeah.

Yeah, she here?

She left.

It's 6:02, she's gone.

Should we get her?

6:03.

Sure.

This is also dangerous territory because this is— this is how things happen.

Yeah, now she's going to be going to the Marvel movie with you.

No, like you include someone in a bit and then it's fucked.

Yeah, it's over.

Yeah, we have Brooke here.

Hey guys, Brooke, Brooke, there's $1,800 missing.

Oh, I don't know anything about that.

She doesn't want to snitch on Natalie.

I know Natalie's—

that's my girl.

We are talking about, um, how long have you been working here?

I've been working here for like 3 and a half years now.

Wow. Which is crazy. Yeah. Wow. And successfully I've never put her on camera or anything. Wow. We were just talking about how everyone here has this thing where they like, the work life is, you can attest to this, like the work and the life is like very mixed. No.

Or like, like there's zero work-life balance typically.

Yeah, there's zero work-life balance, but I feel like I've like managed to kind of do it.

That's why we brought you in, because you're the only person that leaves on—

leaves at 6 PM on the dot.

Are you writing novels at night?

Yeah, I'm writing a biography.

That's not least important.

You're the only person that's done it successfully.

Yeah, I think like if you ask anyone else in my life though, they would say I have not done it successfully. Like, there's definitely weird hours for sure, but I'm the only one here that actually like has like hours. Like, I will like leave if I can. Everyone else just like sits and stays out to like 10 PM at night. Yeah.

I don't know.

Are you ever like, damn, I wish I was chilling till 10 PM? Or are you always like, get me the fuck out of here?

It depends.

I feel like I have like my own schedule outside. Like, you guys all kind of live in this area. I live somewhere else.

Like, you have like a different life.

Yeah, yeah.

I have like a life outside of it. Yeah, you guys are all just like—

no, 100%, you do. That's why it's like really interesting. Yeah, we were just talking about how like when Taylor first started working here, it was very much like she was working here, but then it slowly got like she wasn't working here and she was just like hanging out. And then now, I mean, Taylor—

but wait, you keep referring to like multiple people, but like we are the only two people who didn't grow up with you that work here other than like Ferris.

Well, I'm talking about like Bella too. Emma is now dating Ilya.

I mean, it's the list.

The list does kind of go on.

Like, it is—

like, it is very much like— like, everyone just like ends up hanging out here at the house. Yeah. Congratulations, Brooke.

That's all.

Wow, great to be on the podcast. All right, nice to meet everyone.

Good luck with the novel.

Good luck with the book. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you for joining us. David, Taylor, Jason, Brooke, uh, maybe even John. I don't even remember who walked into this room. We'll see you guys later. Bye-bye.