Meeting Jason's New Wife

What's up guys, welcome back to Views. We have a very, very, very special episode today because we have Jason's wife here to reveal all the secrets. Naveen, I know you guys have been waiting for this. Disclaimer, Naveen is on her period today. Jason told me not to tell anybody.

Oh my God, I am on my period. Wait, why did that come up? Is something gonna happen?

I'm open.

No, because Jason was on the phone with you and he was like, if you're not up for it today, that's fine. And I was like, oh, is she sick? He's like, no, she's on her period, but don't tell her I told you. So, Navina, if at any moment you want to tap out, yeah, or you're just angry at— for some reason, we'll understand.

Oh my God, we're at the farmer's market! We're at the farmer's market yesterday!

It was really embarrassing.

We go to the kimchi guy and the guy's like really like He's really farmy, like homey hippie kind of guy, and he's like, "And that's the kimchi, it's $15 a jar." He's like, "But be careful because when you do open it, it does squirt." Like that. And then Naveen goes, "Oh my God, just like me." Oh my God.

But they didn't laugh.

They didn't laugh.

It was silence, and I was like, no way, no way you just said that.

Oh my God.

And he just goes, Well, yeah, some people are that way.

Oh wow.

Like, he didn't know what to say.

It was so— like, I just thought it would get a big laugh. Yeah, that was awful.

She does jokes like that all the time when we're doing vlogs and stuff. She'll make like sexual jokes. I'm like, we can't keep those jokes.

It doesn't work.

Has that ever been a moment where it has worked, where you had the right crowd?

I just get yelled at.

No, I don't yell at you.

Oh, Jason doesn't yell at me.

Or hit me. Oh wow, okay, we're getting into it.

And then we went to like the bread place and she's like, I'm gonna 'You get bread?' And I'm like, 'No, we don't need the bread.' And then she's just like, 'Oh, there's like a crowd of people.' And I was like, 'Oh yeah, I'm not allowed to eat bread, you said.' Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I never said that.

Don't say that.

That's really funny. All right, let's start with the basics here. How long have you guys been together?

Um, a couple years now. One year.

One year of marriage.

No, because I've only known you for like— we've been together for like 3 years.

Yeah, right, 3 years. Yeah, 2022.

You guys are married? It's kind of like the furthest you can go with a person. So it's like, yeah, you guys kind of already did it.

It's very real.

I'm glad. Yeah. Yeah. Just so you guys know, you guys are husband and wife. Yeah. That's crazy.

I'm amazed. I'm amazed that she's here. I can't even believe it.

Every day I'm like, I am confused by it too. And like, there definitely is like, you know, if there was ever a need for a video podcast, it would be now for people to understand the difference here. And I mean, Jay, you're attractive.

No, no, I'm not.

I mean, for your age.

I know. For your age. I know exactly what I am.

You look really good.

Jay, if you were, if you had, if you just had someone that would take care of you.

Yeah.

Like other than yourself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You look really good.

If I had time to work out and yeah, take care of myself.

Yes, yes. You have the, you have like the archetype, like your body, like the skeleton of your body is like good.

Man.

It's there. No one can see it.

It's totally there. You just like to not care.

Yeah.

Which is also cool.

Yeah.

But Naveen's really hot. So it is.

Oh my gosh. I love this podcast.

Yeah. So how did that happen? Naveen, what do you see? No, I get what you see, Jason.

Naveen, I understand.

Everyone always says that, but you're so sexy.

But she has this. And then she'll say that.

Wait, what?

But also, wait, hold on.

This is an interesting thing. What you just said, you're so sexy to Jason or something.

You always tell me I'm like mentally challenged once I— when I compliment you.

What's the age difference too, for people listening?

19 years.

She's 19 years old and you're married for 3 years.

Um, 19 years though is standard for sure. Pretty normal for like my culture and stuff, right? So you should always be way younger than the guy so you always look better. Good. Like, I don't ever want you to see me old.

Right.

I mean, someone—

Like, you'll be dead when I'm old.

Well, that's right.

That's crazy.

That's what I worry about is like, when you're— when I die, what will you do?

I can just be old and relaxed.

Oh my God. Does that stress you out after death?

It only stresses me out for her. Like, what? What's she going to do?

You got to stop answering questions like that. Doesn't he do that when he's jealous? He like, he like turns it the other way. He does it all the time. No, admit it. You will be jealous when you die and Naveen has the opportunity to maybe move on. You will be so jealous.

Like, if I died, I would want you to get married again.

Yeah.

Yeah. If you didn't, it would mean that you hated being married. I think being married is so fun. I would do it like 1,000 times.

Right. I mean, I would only do it with you.

Jay, this is your second marriage. Oh, yeah. Moving. Is this your first marriage?

My first one.

Wow. This is interesting. Okay. But you guys both think you're done or you think you just need, you, do you think you guys each need one more in your system or this is the one? No, no.

I think, I think I could be like a one-time thing. I see you getting married a few times.

This is why I was harping on this. Cause so Naveen called you like really attractive and hot.

Sexy.

Yeah. Sexy. She used the word sexy. I didn't want to say it, but she did say that. So now the reason I ask is, believe it or not, There was a moment where I had to call that to me. No, no, no.

I was like, where's this going?

No. So, okay, so let me just like paint the picture. Like sometimes I like, like if I ever hook up with a girl, which happens in a blue moon, but when that moment happens, like I'll call the girl attractive or hot or whatever, and then she'll say it back to me and it'll really like fucking throw me off. And I'm always like, no, no, no, no. Like, just let me. Pay you the compliments, like, I don't want to hear them because I can't, like, wrap my head around them. Like, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Does that make sense?

Yeah, I get that.

Do you get that?

Yeah, yeah, that's—

because when she just called you sexy, it almost felt like you were dismissive of it, which is how I am.

Yeah, well, we're like that. We pride ourselves on being interesting and funny, whether we are or not. But like, we don't think of ourselves— it's like when you got really ripped, like, it's not your personality. So it doesn't feel—

Yeah, but I almost feel like it's rude. Like when someone gives you a compliment and then I'm like, no, please genuinely stop. Like, because it's happened where the compliments kept coming and I'm like, like, you don't understand. Like, I can't actually, like, focus on anything other than, like, me trying to figure out what you're lying about. And, like, I almost view you as a dishonest person when you say, like— and I'm not— I'm not trying to, like, what is it, fish for compliments here, right? I'm just genuinely like, I'm like, oh, this bitch is a fucking liar. It's just rude to me. Now, does that make sense?

I could see that for you, maybe.

Yes.

Okay, David, have you seen me? I'm fantastic looking.

Yeah, now when people call you pretty, are you like, this person's got to be lying?

No, I mean, I definitely like have experienced that, but I also just like, I'm like, hell yeah, you take that compliment.

It's different with a girl, but yeah, with you it actually does make sense.

Why?

Because you guys are married and you guys have been in a relationship. I think I was more so referring to like a hookup where I'm like, you don't know me enough. To actually think I'm like that superficially sexy where you can just say like, obviously Naveen thinks you're sexy because she just like loves you. Right. And that's like a whole different, like she's in love with you. So there's a lot more going on to you. But I feel like during a hookup when someone says that to me, that's when it's like a red flag.

Right.

I'm like, I don't know if you're here to hook up with me for my looks. No. Does that make sense?

Well, I don't think someone would be like hooking up with you.

Like, okay, maybe, maybe I'm being like, I don't know.

Maybe you could I'm trying really hard.

You're not some troll, but you do. You have a problem taking compliments. And not just— let's take looks out of it. Let's do anything else about you.

Okay, maybe the thing that I haven't liked is, um, is especially now it's been like 2 months since I've done the body reveal. Now I'm like just back to it. Like, you could still see like a little bit of abs, but it's not like, you know, I'm not like shredded like I was for the pictures. But like, people will be like, let me see them. Like, I was at— we were in Vegas and we were with this girl that we know I'm not kidding you. It was every 40 seconds she put her hand up my shirt. Yeah. And I was like, please. And it genuinely got to the point where I was like, actually, I mean, I'm never fully serious, but I was at the point where I was like 80% serious. Like, okay, please no more. Please, please, please, please, please.

Did you have Jimmy John's that day?

Yeah, we had the biggest meal at the Wynn. We fucking just like really fucked it up. And like, I had to pee, so I was like really bloated. So I was just like, can I just go at least pee? And then you could continue this, but like, it's not right now. Just being in super shape never stood out to me as like an interesting thing anywhere.

Yeah.

Like, I just wanted to do it because I was excited about it, but like, it doesn't— like, it's so frustrating being in shape. It's so frustrating, Jay. Yeah, it's bullshit.

It's like a drug habit.

Totally is. And I get so angry, like, when I see— I've said this before, but people that are in good shape piss me off because I'm genuinely like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you always in the gym? Why are you— you can't be fun to be around. People that are genetically gifted, those people I actually appreciate. But the people that put in the hard work to be in good shape, I'm like, what are you doing? Oh, fuck, Ilya's here. Ilya literally just opened the door and he's pissed I'm talking shit about people that work out.

I've been hearing everything.

What the fuck, man? I mean, is it—

we got a business around people.

I mean, is it not true that like I've also heard it from girls? Like I've heard it like, I don't like a girl. I don't like a guy that's in super good shape because that means that's all he cares about.

Yeah.

And like to be in super good shape, you do really have to think about being in good shape like 60% of the day.

Like all day.

Yeah. Like the meals, everything. It's just so calculated. No, you don't agree with this?

I don't necessarily disagree 100%. Like, I think, yeah, I think that like being Having a six-pack is not the most important thing in your life for sure, but like the way you talk about it is like it's the worst thing on planet Earth. You're like on the opposite side of the spectrum, you know what I mean? Like it's okay to go to the gym and like have a healthy lifestyle and also like do what you do, but you like only want to do what you do.

I know because I just had so much joy in my life when I was eating like shit. I was eating, there was never—

But like do you understand that that's not like, that's not good.

But you also didn't like—

But like live fast, die young is like what I would rather live by And like, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave. Hold on. I'm not—

I don't want to die. I want to live a fucking long life.

And like, you're like, you're going to be a grandpa at 30.

But like, I'm going to be good because I'm going to fucking— I'm taking care of my body.

Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. You're definitely correct in this argument. So I'm not going to argue back at you.

Obviously I'm fucking correct.

But like, but like, you also see my side.

Your life has also done a 180 pre-transformation to now. I mean, I don't know if you personally realize it, but like your entire aura, your energy, your like motivation, you're just like Everything is—

She's into you.

She's so— Did you just hear what she just said? That was crazy. That was insane. Wait, what?

Why is that crazy?

This weekend changed you.

I know. She's been mad horny for the last 4 days.

What are you fucking saying?

How did you— Did you hear what you just said? Can you repeat it so she remembers?

She basically said, I want to suck your dick.

100%. Natalie, what was that?

Wait, what? I'm just— What do you mean?

You're like, you literally—

There was like no sexual anything intended with that.

Oh, really?

I'm saying not how I read it.

I'm not how I read it either.

You guys are fucking insane.

Okay, sorry, how did you mean it? How did you mean your aura's gotten so much sexier?

I didn't mean your aura like you're so fuckable now. That's not what I meant. I just mean like you're like, you're the way that you like carry yourself is different. You're waking up, you're doing things like you're like, there's like more intention and purpose.

Has he told you the story yet about how we were in Las Vegas at the club and the girl kept fucking trying to raise his shirt?

Yes, I get that part.

That's so frustrating.

And you saw it. Can you explain? So Can you explain to them that it wasn't just like 3, 4 times?

No.

Yeah, it was like from the fucking get-go. The second we walk into the door, the girl's trying to lift the shirt up.

Damn.

And like for a solid, like, I don't know, probably she probably did it like 20 times throughout the night.

Yeah.

And it's just like, you know, it's just such a funny problem to have.

She's beautiful too, which is great.

But yeah, so sorry.

I guess it sounded more ridiculous coming from your mouth. Yeah. Yeah.

Stupid for sure.

I should have just enjoyed it.

Okay.

Yeah.

Thanks for having me.

Yeah. Thanks for coming. So sorry. I feel like this is Naveen. You just got here. This is a podcast about you and I just turned it into me, me, me. Let's just get, let's just get to the meat and potatoes here of you guys' relationship. Jason, you kind of hinted at it the other day. What is your sex like? Everybody wants to know. I've been getting a lot of DMs about it. Are you guys a couple that has sex a lot? Are you guys, are you, is Jason into some weird stuff?

Oh yeah, uh, it's, it's kind of crazy because since being married, like, I talked to a lot of people. People aren't really having that much sex anymore, and I swear, I don't mean to like harp on this, but it's when people eat fast food, guys are having like problems down there.

Interesting.

But Jason eats pretty healthy and he's like, uh, he's— I thought older people don't Like, get excited. Yeah, like, I thought it—

I was like, okay, like, been eating that box. But no, you've— oh my Jesus Christ, such a disgusting—

dude, she—

Jay, she was like slowly getting into the whole sex thing and you just fucking jumped the gun on it and made it so gross.

Um, but he's hard most of the day. I've never reached down—

most of the day?

Yeah. If I reach down, it gets hard in like 1 second, like at any time.

Really?

It's kind of crazy. I don't know what you're doing.

Who initiates it more, Jason or Novie? We had this conversation once and— She does.

You said I do, but I'm not doing it. He thinks because if you walk around naked—

She's just showing up and he's just like, let's go.

I'll take a shower and I'll just be putting lotion all over my body. And he's like, we did it this morning, but okay, fine.

And I'm like, oh.

That's really funny. That's nice. That's really sweet.

Yeah. Or I'll ask for a back massage and then we're like having sex, but I just really wanted the back massage.

Oh yeah. Back massages are just like, come on, that's like a gateway.

The gateway.

Is Jason good in the bedroom? This is a question that our viewers ask a lot.

I almost hate saying, because like I wanted to lie when people ask me.

Like you want to keep it to yourself?

Yeah, because I feel like I don't want anyone trying to like sleep with him.

Right.

Don't worry, he doesn't.

But he's like so good.

It's so good.

Wow.

But I also think Natalie just perked up. Yeah, you better watch out.

Oh God, okay, we gotta go.

It's so good.

Like, it will literally— like, I feel like I'm a generally, like, positive person. Like, it's, like, making me, like, think clearer, and, like, I'm just having, like, the best days.

Wow.

Wait, what? It's also a morning. Jason's that good? Yeah, it's having you think clearer.

He's a morning person, and so, like, I never really, like, that before. Like, I was always like, oh, you do it at night? But like, he's like, in the morning he's got to do all his like things, right?

Oh, that is actually like— I've known that, like, not sexually, but Jason functions the best right in the morning.

Yeah, yeah. At night, if I try, he's almost annoyed with me, but he still does it. But he's like, well, morning's in a couple hours. Like, don't you want to get some sleep?

That's really funny.

I get tired. Yeah, I get tired.

And how many— sorry, this is— I just need to know, this is again for our viewers— how many times a week would you guys say you do it?

There was a point where we had to stop because it was too much. I was like, we were chafed.

Yeah, we were like getting hurt.

No way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, recently.

Not recently. Right.

Pretty recent.

We like talked and she would come after me and I'd be like, I come after you.

Well, she would shower, walk around the house.

Well, whatever. You would make a play and I'd be like, I can't. I can't.

But then you would. But then we both got kind of like hurt.

And then—

yeah, yeah, that was like more than once a day every day?

No, not more than once a day. Oh, right. Maybe, maybe a couple.

If it's like really early in the morning and then like at night.

what's Jason's biggest turn-on?

I think any female body. I could take a sock off and he's like, all right, let's do this. Uh, he's like a boob guy, so like anything with boobs.

Oh really?

Yeah, yeah.

Dude, guys are so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, boobs. Yeah, for sure. Well, 1000%, love them.

All right, that's all the time we have on the podcast.

We're 9 minutes in, Jay. Um, now any other questions, uh, about their sex life?

No, I think I'm— I've learned enough.

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Yes.

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The view from your house is so incredible.

You should see how you're holding the mic. Jay's holding the mic by like the tips of his fingers like it's a flute. Why are you holding it like that? 5 minutes in, which I don't even think is humanly possible.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just feel like a calm.

It's been about 30, 40 minutes now. Where are you at with it?

I'm feeling an incredible calm. I'm feeling like I am a chair. Do you know, like, a chair is, like, so comfortable? I feel like I'm the chair.

Really?

You know what I mean?

Like, you provide the comfort.

I provide the comfort.

Wow. That's kind of beautiful.

Yeah.

Like you're the tree that connects the earth through the roots.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Are you fucking with me?

Are you being serious? No, no, no, no. I mean, like, the more you talk, the more you kill my vibe. No, but I do feel, like, really locked in and really sure of myself. Like, I feel like I could go to one of those hole-in-one, like, golf things that are like out in the middle of a lake and like, oh, and like hit it, the holes in the middle of the water. Yeah.

And you win like $10,000 on your car.

Yeah.

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Because you're like locked in. I don't know anything about music, but you're saying it's giving you like time to like focus?

It's giving me like a— like everything's just right.

Really?

Yeah.

Which is rare for you.

Yeah, which is so rare for me. Like, I'm pretty anxiety-ridden, but, uh, shit works, man.

Really?

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A dating app, yeah.

You guys met on Raya, right? Mm-hmm. Okay. And then why did you guys look at each other like that?

I was just looking at him. I like his face.

Okay. And then you guys, you guys hit it. I know the story is you guys hit it off or you guys messaged once and then it didn't work.

I messaged her. Never thought I'd hear from her because she was so hot. The minute I saw her, I was like, I was like, oh, no way. I was like, no way. No way. This girl's so hot.

Like, also, hold on, timeout. We've been calling Naveen hot, but she's also like really cool.

She's really cool.

She's really funny.

Wait, what else?

She does— she edits my stuff.

She's a great editor. She hates fast food.

She writes jokes.

Hates muscular men. How much better could it get? Yeah.

And then, so yeah, I messaged her, and, and I never thought I'd hear back. And I remember opening— going back to that because I never had anybody write back on Mariah, and And she wrote back and I was like, no way, no way. I was like, this is crazy. Then they went, had a date, and then it was an incredible date.

Where'd you guys go for your first date?

We went to like the rooftop of Edition.

Yep.

And Naveen, when you were going on this date with Jason, were you like, just fuck it? Like, I'm just— I'm like so over dating. Like, I'm just going to marry this guy no matter what.

Or like, no, I love— like, I think dating is so fun and like, I love dating apps.

And Naveen went on like 400 dates in like 2 years.

I would go on like 2 dates a day. Like, I just wanted to meet everyone.

You went on 2 dates a day?

Yeah, like for a really long time.

Who are the coolest people you've met on Raya?

Jason?

Steph Curry?

I met a lot of—

No, no, he's not on Raya.

No, but I mean, those types of people.

I mean, I met a lot of like really cool people. I don't know. I mean, there's just like a lot of—

just a lot of—

this is gonna crush me. She dated a billionaire for a while, right? Which is crazy.

Who I met on Raya.

Yeah, he was a billionaire.

Like, what the hell is wrong with money, Bri?

With a B.

With a B.

What is—

with a B.

She says that like, yeah, I know, I'm an idiot, I shouldn't have left. Wait, wait, so how did—

I don't know. Remember, remember the story where he wanted you to dance?

He was like obsessed with like club culture.

Your billionaire husband was obsessed with club culture?

Not husband.

Oh, boyfriend.

Boyfriend.

How long did you see him for?

Um, like, we were like strong for like 4 months, and then I left, and then he like came back for like 2, 3 months, and then I was like, okay, we're done.

Did you end it?

Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, this just wasn't the lifestyle for you.

Uh, he was like really into clubbing. Like, like, he would make me go, and he would make me like sing and dance, and it just was like too embarrassing. Like, he pulled up like the lyrics to The Box, and he was like, I really enjoy this song. Like, can you learn it? And so like, I would have to sit there and sing the song. And I don't listen to like rap music.

She hates rap music. She hates like—

I'm so fucking confused. What do you mean? He'd like have you perform it? Like, yeah, like stay on the table?

Well, he would see like, we would go out and I would like dance with everyone, and he was like, he's like, do you see how some of the girls dance but they also sing the lyrics of the song? I like that. And I was like, oh, cool, cool. And he's like, wow, I really like this specific song, so can you learn it? And I was like, and just dance at the club and sing it?

Wow. So that was his— that— this sounds like a total fetish.

He just loved it. He never went out when he was like younger, um, so this was like his time.

Wow.

I think he was like slightly autistic.

Wait, that's really interesting.

And then Naveen said she didn't want to go to clubs anymore, so he built a club in his house.

He bought a house with a club downstairs so that I would be more comfortable clubbing. I had to call it.

Are you fucking serious? Would he talk to other girls at the club?

No, no, no. Oh no, he was loyal. Uh, he didn't talk. He like looked at people a lot, but he wasn't very social. Like, he just had his business manager and me.

It's so funny because most people, man or woman, would like try to hold on to that billionaire, but you didn't.

Well, he didn't like movies. Like, we weren't allowed to watch TV.

Um, so like, what?

Yeah, like you weren't allowed to watch TV, or even like if we were on a plane, he would like turn my screen off because he was like, no, this is gonna like just rot your brain. I don't want to watch TV. So it was a constant like We constantly had to do stuff and it was just too much.

Like on the plane, did you have to talk to him or were you allowed to go to bed?

I would like pretend to sleep a lot.

But would he wake you up like, okay, it's time to talk to me?

He would be like, I want to learn something new. Like, should we look up some facts that like neither of us knows? And like he was like obsessed with learning.

This man sounds really interesting.

All day, every day.

Yeah, sounds great.

Nat?

You want him?

Loves to club, loves to learn. Yeah. Will build house for me with anything I want in it.

Loves Roddy Ricch.

That's really funny. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, I remember when you first started dating Jason or whatever it was, like, there was a couple comments that were like, oh, she's a gold digger. And I was like, are you fucking nuts? Those are my— those are my favorite. I was like, what? I mean, this is fucking madness. No, you've— yeah, you really proved yourself to be the opposite of that.

Yeah, maybe.

I don't know what the opposite is. Maybe just dumb.

No, like, when you date people with, like, so much money and that's, like, your goal, you kind of, like, see the negatives of that, which I definitely saw. So, like, I truly was just, like, looking for someone that I just really bond with, and, like, we just, like, got each other immediately. And so it wasn't I didn't even think about money, really.

And then she went away for a while because COVID happened, and then I didn't hear from her.

I think Jason's super refreshing, especially if you were dating billionaires.

I mean, to have to go coupon at Vons.

Yeah, it's kind of cute.

It must be an incredible experience.

No, no, no, it works.

Why don't you tell her what I did when she came back in my life? Do you remember?

You were doing your little excited thing. You were like, when you talk like that, you're like, you don't believe this, but I dated this girl, then she backed out. I don't know. Is that what it was when you were like—

Yeah, I waited 2 years.

When you like couldn't believe it?

I couldn't believe it. I checked her Instagram all the time. She didn't post that much. Every night I would look and then she would post. I'd be like, oh my God, she posted.

Wait, so you messaged him back after a little bit?

Well, so COVID happened and I like traveled and was like, I thought like the world was ending.

So I was like, I'm going to have like a blast.

And I kept inviting him to come, like, to Mexico. And then I moved to Puerto Rico for a second for fun, but he was like, I have kids, I'm scared, I have hip surgery.

Yeah.

And so, um, and so when I came back to LA, I was like, hey, like, I wanted to see, like, oh, maybe he's still single. And he was like, yeah. Uh, and so then we met back up, and then Uh, we were like boyfriend and girlfriend on the first date.

She said, uh, I want to be boyfriend-girlfriend, like the first day back, which I thought was a crazy move for most people, right?

Were you like super happy when she said that?

Yeah, I just went, okay, I would never do that with anybody.

That's so funny.

Yeah, I just had like— I had been working on like this theory of with dating apps, like, people are so disposable because if you have a bad date, you just like swipe and like meet someone else. Totally. So I was like, oh, if people like took each other serious and didn't date other people and just saw what it was, and if it was bad, then move on, I think that would work in like finding someone to marry. And then it like— I don't know, it did.

Oh, that's interesting. You were just like, fuck it, I'm gonna go for this one no matter what.

Yeah, I'm gonna try it, and then if I don't— if we don't like each other and we don't get along, then we break up. But we're not trying it while we both date other people.

Mm-hmm.

Because then, like, if you do something that annoys me slightly, I'm like, okay, I'm not gonna call him anymore. Now I'm gonna go talk to this guy.

Yeah, well, it makes people—

like, everyone has their things, and I think it doesn't let you give someone a fair chance when they're like— when you treat them really like disposable.

Jay had the same theory when he met you. He's like, I'm tired of dating all these girls.

My dance card was so full.

You know what, fuck it, just one girl from now on. Wow, that— you really saved Jay with your theory. Yeah, Jay, you got really lucky, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

Damn.

How do you feel about hooking up with someone on the first date?

I, I don't hook up with anyone unless we're like exclusive.

I'm just sorry, does hooking up to you mean sex?

Or like, what is it to you?

Like, hooking up means like making out to me. I feel like everybody I've talked to, when I say hooking up, everyone's assuming sex. Is that what it is?

Yeah, I would assume sex when you say—

because they feel like, oh, I hooked up with that girl, I would be like, oh, you slept with her.

Okay, okay.

But you would say it like you kissed her?

Yeah, like I made out with her, right? Like, I mean, I guess maybe I'm like set in my like middle school ways, but you know, it's definitely like sex.

Have you guys ever hooked up?

You have?

Really?

Fuck no, dude.

Oh, I was like, Jason, what?

No, no, no, but um, yeah, no, well then what do you say when you've like kissed a girl? Does that count as anything?

I kissed her like that. Yeah.

Oh, okay.

We just kissed.

We made out.

We just made out. Yeah, we just—

it's, uh, we just did oral, right?

So anything, anything before sex, you have to say just, uh, I just got a handjob, or, uh, we messed around a little but not full. Okay, okay, okay, yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah, we didn't hook up before.

Yeah, we waited like, technically 2 years.

One time I brought a Lamborghini to impress her.

Well, you were probably filming a video.

I was filming a video and I was so excited. I was going on a date with her and I had a Lamborghini at the house and I was like, oh, I'm going to show off.

And then I was like, come outside, come outside. And I was like, oh no.

I got outside. I stood in front of it. I stood in front of the Lamborghini.

Like unironically or like you were kidding?

No, like I was like—

He was so excited.

Oh my God. I was like, yo, what number date is this?

Um, probably when we— maybe like 3 or 4.

Oh shit, that's kind of crazy.

Yeah, and she, she walked out and she was, she was just like—

she thought it was like, no, no, I didn't even say anything.

Like, I was just like, okay, like, I, I'm not gonna react badly because he looked so excited. So I just like went in the car and he was like, are you gonna say anything? And then I was like, it's cool. It was also lime green.

Oh my God, you should have picked up. Where did you guys go?

Uh, probably somewhere in West Hollywood just to eat.

There was also one time Jason took me on a date to like a members-only kind of place.

I was so embarrassed.

I was like, oh, that's cool. Like, I didn't know he was a member here. And then he was like, hey, table for two. And the lady was like Do you have a membership? And he was like, no.

Oh my God.

And then he looks at me, he goes, do you? And I was like, no. He goes, let's go somewhere else.

Oh my God, that's fucking funny.

You know the Bungalows on San Vicente?

Yeah.

So I was like, I was like, shit, where do I take this girl? She's so hot, she's so fine. Like, she needs to— she needs to go somewhere like bougie, you know? So I looked up the Bungalows, which is—

oh, you've never been there?

I've never been there. I didn't know it was a private club.

Oh yeah, it's very private.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We completely got turned away, and I was like I'm like, okay, it's over. I'm like, it's done. Like, this is it. This is so embarrassing. She's gonna walk. I'll never talk to her again. And that's, that's the way you got to be.

We ended up at like Norm's.

We did.

Yeah, yeah, pretty big 180, but hell yeah. Yeah, we had the worst weekend.

The worst?

Oh no, we had an incredible weekend. Sorry, what am I saying?

It's insane that he's like so like brainwashed and in his thing, that in his lifestyle, that I can say that. We had the most incredible movie-worthy weekend.

Really?

Oh yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

No, wait, so that's not what I mean. I was saying we had the— it's kind of already set up and me saying the worst. I already fucked it up. But by worst, I mean just energy draining.

Yeah.

We partied too hard. Oh God.

The girl wanted to see my abs too many times.

Too many women.

Too much alcohol. No, I mean, we were in basically 3 places, I would say, this weekend. We were in Ohio. I would even count Chicago as one. And then Vegas. Okay, this weekend. So it was— and every night we went out in Ohio. We went out because we were with our— with friends from Young LA, which was great. We went to like a local bar in Columbus and like—

we went there.

Yeah, it was a vibe. It was really, really a lot of fun.

A little different when we went, but, um, we went to the Arnold.

Yeah, where a lot of people are just like jacked, ripped.

And what's the Arnold?

Arnold. It's this convention where just like Arnold Schwarzenegger puts on this fitness convention. I didn't know till yesterday till we got back from Vegas and Ohio. I was like, oh, this is Arnold Schwarzenegger's thing.

Oh, wow.

I thought it was like Arnold Palmer puts this on. Is Arnold Palmer also Arnold Schwarzenegger? Is there only one?

Same guy.

Okay.

Yes. Yes.

Wait, is it?

No.

I was like, what?

One's a famous golfer, one's a famous Arnold.

And when people asked me in Ohio why we were there, I kept saying we're here for Hey Arnold, the show. What? So I literally, for some reason, could not figure out where— what, what the fuck we were doing.

Oh my God, that's insane.

I could not wrap my head around it. Anyway, that was fun. Really fucking cool experience.

Lots of ripped dudes walking around.

Lots of ripped dudes.

It's all like bodybuilding, like lifting like crazy things and heavy things.

Yeah. So then we woke up pretty early in the morning, we got on a flight, and we went to Vegas. We were in Vegas for 2 nights. Um, the first night Natalie like opted out. She's like, I'm not going out. So it was just me and Ilya. Yeah, we We got— we had this beautiful room at the Wynn, and then we got into the elevator and I saw a poster for David Blaine that he's performing. He— David Blaine only performs in Vegas like 3 days out of like 4 or 5 months. Like, he's very rarely there. And I was like, holy fuck, this is tonight and tomorrow. So I FaceTimed him and I was like, I actually— I sent him a picture. I sent him a picture of me in the elevator next to his poster. And then he FaceTimed me. He's like, where are you? And I'm like, I'm in the elevator at the Wynn. And he's like, come to my room right now. So, so I went to the front desk because he's in like a different part of the hotel where like they keep like really special people. So I went to the front desk and I'm like, I'm here to see a friend. And she's like, who? And I'm like, David Blaine, which is like a weird thing to say because he's like the star of the hotel, especially that weekend. So obviously I had to FaceTime him and he's like, yeah, yeah, let him up, let him up. So I got a key and then we went up to his room.

And he wasn't there.

He disappeared. And he literally— it was just smoke.

I stepped on your joke.

No, no, no. It was smoke. And then when I thought he was coming out, it was a rabbit. No, no, no. We came in and we— he— it was just him. It was me and Ilia. And did he do any tricks? Well, this time we got there 11:30 and we left at 1:30 and he showed us his entire show.

Oh wow.

That he's working on, which is fucking incredible.

Great.

Like, really cool. I don't know if I could talk about it because it's not out yet, so like— but it's incredible.

One time we were— David was shooting with David Blaine, and we were hanging out with him for a couple hours, and he's doing card tricks, and it's great. It's so fun. Such a rush. Like, he's there for a couple hours, Naveen.

Like, he's there.

And then this motherfucker, he's like about to leave, and he's like, wait, hang on, Oh my God, we're with him the whole time. Yeah, he, he spits out 3 frogs. Yeah, like crazy. Like he had, he had it in his stomach for—

really?

Yeah, you don't think he shoved them in like during the pause?

No, he, he can keep them in there for quite a bit. He's really good at it. So even at his show, like, and this is how real it is, like at his show he had 2 frogs in him. Yeah, and he spit out one, and then when he tried to spit up the second one, the frog was like holding itself in his esophagus and wouldn't come out. So instead he puked a little and then just brought up one frog instead of the normal two. And he kept the other frog in there. And then after the show, he came up to me and he goes, Dobrik, I was just in the bathroom for like fucking 30 minutes trying to get this last frog out. It was really funny. I'm like, that's where you work? We were all just sitting in the green room waiting for him. We're like, he fucking disappeared again.

Where is he?

But yeah, like it's very— like I've seen other magic shows in Vegas and it's very like smoke, mirrors, performances, loud music. But David's is like, it's him. And a table. Like, it looks like it's a fucking, like, talent show. Oh, but he's so incredibly good at it that it's so high level and it's so fucking intimate that you're just blown fucking away. Wow.

He can do so much with so little.

Yeah, so much. And then when we went backstage, it even got crazier. He had other magicians in the room that he, like, works with, which is just so— so he had these, he had these two people. He was like, Dave, have you seen these guys perform? And I was like, no. He's like, oh my God, this is my favorite act. You got to see this. And he's like, I hate to put you guys on the spot, but can you please do your thing? And there's this man and woman, and this woman sat down and had another person in the green room cover her eyes, like completely cover them. And then everything the man would pick up, she knew what he was touching or what he was seeing. So basically the trick was she could see through his eyes and it was incredible. He went around the room, he'd pick up my vape and he'd be like, what is this? And she's like, it's an alternative to smoking. Strawberry flavored, and she'd kill it. And then she like— and then he picked up like a $100 bill and he's like, what is this? Her eyes are completely closed. He's on the other side of the room. And right away she's like, it's a currency. It's money. He's like, how much is it? She's like, it's $100. And then he's like, what's the serial code? And she reads the serial code.

No.

And it's a random $100 bill from another stranger's like pocket in the room.

And what do you think's going on there?

No idea. What I assume is like if I was to like debunk a trick like that, but it's impossible to tell. It's what they're saying to each other.

It's like, uh-huh, it's like, uh, remember when we were had by those two girls?

It's exactly that, but, but it's like so much higher level than that. Yeah, like, I think, I think they've just found a new language where when he goes like, baby, what's in here? Like the, yeah, the, the syllables, the first letter, the serial number though. Yes, but I think they're so good that they literally speak in a completely— like, that's what, that's what a magician is. Like, they've literally invented their own way of communicating, and none of us can tell that he's actually telling her the immediate answers, but like, that's the trick. And that is just as special as like it being real magic that they've invented this new way of communicating. And then there's this other guy. This fucking dude, every time I see him, has the most incredible magic I've ever seen in my life. He took— so I— okay, so I have a friend named Alita who you know.

Yeah.

Um, she's a big David Blaine fan. So when I was in his room, I FaceTimed her and she didn't pick up, and she called me back at like 3. 3:00 AM, and I was already at the club and the music's just like blasting. And she's like barely coming out of her sleep because she saw I called. And I'm just like, hey, can't hear you right now, but if you want to come see David Blaine's show, book your tickets, meet me in Vegas tomorrow. And I didn't even hear what she said. The phone hung up and she texted me back. She's like, just book the tickets. See you soon. She just booked the tickets at 3:00 in the morning.

No way.

Yeah. So the next day she came to see Blaine because she's like such a big fan. Had the best experience. David was so fucking nice to her. And then we're in the green room and this guy comes up to us. I've seen him before. I've seen him do magic. He's fucking incredible. And he's like, how long have you two known each other? And I'm like, well, I don't know, 3 years. And he's like, well, I could do this thing where I can connect you guys and I can feel this energy. Anyway, he does this whole magic spiel and he has us put— he has us hold our cell phones up. He doesn't touch our cell phones. Has me put my cell phone on my right hand. She's holding her cell phone on her right hand. And then he says, hold out on your other hand one finger. And I put out my pointer finger, she sticks out her pointer finger, and he goes, now watch this. And he slowly brings our fingers together, and the second our fingers touch, our phones call each other. So I'm getting a phone call from Alita, she's getting a phone call from David. I pick it up and we could hear each other, like, on the phones, like, we're talking to each other. And then the second he pulls our fingers away, the phones hang up. Automatically by themselves.

No.

And I'm like— and obviously there's so many— this is the craziest thing because it's— he just walked up to us, he never touched our fucking phones or anything. And then I'm like, okay, so like, does this just work because we have each other's? And he's like, no, I love doing— I do this with my friends at bars with random girls and it works every time. Like, he'll take one of his guy friends and another girl and he'll have their numbers put into each other's phones just by them touching their fingers. Well, like, that's the kind of math, like like, he's like the closest thing I could imagine to the movie Now You See Me in person.

Do you guys like magic, or does it frustrate you?

I love magic. You do? And the best part about it is, is like, once you know it, it sucks. But yeah, that was fun. And then we went to the club.

Sounds like a terrible weekend. That's the most incredible time. No, spending it with David Blaine.

But it was— every night was like till 7 AM.

Oh my God.

The club was fun. We went with Marshmello and his team, we really like them.

Yeah.

Oh, um, we met Shaun White. He's very sweet. Yeah.

Oh my God, Shaun White, really?

He's like the nicest guy.

So nice. And I was telling— I was telling David, because I think he played like a movie role or something, like he cameoed, and he was like an asshole in the movie.

Yeah.

So I just like automatically assumed that like he's an asshole in real life or something, and he could not be. Like, the— like, more of the nicest person. Was so genuinely interested in having a conversation.

I was like, you don't even know who I am, or No, Alita came up to me like after she's done talking to him and she was like, he was so nice. And I'm like, wait, what would you expect? I don't know why every time I've seen Shaun White, I'm just like, I assume that this guy's like a really sweet guy. But yeah, he would—

why do we assume that with celebrities? We just like, if anyone's nice, you're like, wow.

I've assumed it with some people, but Shaun White, like a snowboarder? I'm like, I feel like those guys are like literally like the down-to-earth, like, yeah, hanging out type of guys.

Charlie met Harry Jowsey the other night and she was She was Charlie, your daughter. Yeah, we went—

how are they in the same room?

We went to film something with the Sway guys. They did like a livestream and they—

oh my God, I saw that.

That was fucking crazy.

They called me, they're like, do you want to come do this thing? I was like, fuck yeah.

So Jay filmed with the Sway boys, who, if you're not familiar, it's like all the TikTok guys, like Josh Richards, Blake Gray, Bryce Hall.

Yeah.

Um, Kio, Anthony, Jaden. Yeah, it's all those guys. I think I named all of them perfectly. And Noah, who wasn't there. What the fuck? Yeah, um, and Noah back And so we went in, they're super nice. They called you to be a part of the livestream.

Yeah, they had me be a judge and for something and play a judge. But which—

hold on, sorry. Just as I was watching it. Well, Natalie, you have the better version of it. You were watching the clip.

I was seeing all the clips, obviously, because it was a whole thing on TikTok. I feel like this whole weekend of them livestreaming all these things.

Sure.

And I'm watching it the whole time. I had no idea you were the man in the wig playing the judge.

Oh, yeah.

Good. And then last night, I texted Dave. I was like, oh my God.

God, it's been him in the wig.

That's crazy.

That was after I told her that you went to go film with him too.

Oh really? Like, I knew that you were there.

Oh, but you didn't put it together.

I didn't put it together.

She didn't know which one you were. She probably thought you were Josh Richards.

I sunk into the character, babe.

Yeah, you nailed it. Sorry, what was that like? I cut you off.

No, it's—

it's—

it was great. And then Naveen was out of town, so she was like, you should take Charlie and, you know, pay her some money to, to film you, you know, give her a sense of—

oh, that's funny—

work. Yeah. And Charlie was great. And then And Harry Jowsey came up, gave me a big hug, and Charlie was just like, what? Like, like, you know how nice he is?

Yeah.

Like, when you meet Harry Jowsey, you're like, wow, I'm meeting the best person ever. Like, the warmest, biggest.

I love—

she also would watch the show that he was in, Dancing with the Stars. Uh, no, the reality show.

Oh wow, Too Hot to Handle.

Yeah, with her, with her best friends. Like, they were obsessed with that show, so it was like so cool for her.

Yeah. So she called, she called her friend after, she's like, she's like, Blake, Harry Jowsey hugged me!

That's really funny. That's who she freaked out most about out of all the guys.

Yeah.

What did— I can't imagine Harry interacting with your daughter. What was that like?

You know, he is—

he's like, what's up sweetheart?

Yeah, he's like, hello, how are you? You know, I can't do the accent, but yeah, she— you know, he's just so cool.

I love that. I thought that was so funny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're so nice.

I just like— I, I like the fact that they like think to call you.

Yeah, yeah, that's really— keep calling me, guys.

Don't forget me.

They were killing it. They had like 30,000 people watching them. And yeah, yeah, I saw it all over my feed, all of them reuniting.

It's a big deal.

Yeah, good for them.

And you were part of it, Jay. You brought them together. You're like the Samuel L. Jackson of the Avengers. You pulled that group together. All right guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you Naveen for joining us. Jason Nash for joining us. Go check out Jason's podcast podcast. What is it called?

Uh, if you ask me every week, just in case you change the title. All Good Things, right?

Yes, yes, yes.

And Naveen's podcast, Smartest Girl in the World. Go check that out.

Wow, you have one too?

Yes.

Mine is great.

She's so confident, Dave. It's really funny.

Um, I gotta check it out because my new favorite podcast. Yeah, and go listen to Natalie.

Yeah, I'm everywhere. Now I'm everywhere.

That's the name of a podcast.

That's a good podcast.

I'm Everywhere. That's really good.

Pretty good name.

You're just really full of yourself. Start it up.

Are you on Pickle?

Pickle? Yeah, yeah, we're on Pickle.

Pickle.

Come rent my clothes on Pickle.

We're on Pickle.

Wait, what's Pickle?

It's—

you can like rent clothing from people.

Like, I love that. My clothes are probably on Pickle for now. All right guys, see you guys later. Bye.